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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77390

    #1

    My dick burns help

    not mine his

    Arby's Urinal Burns Customer's Genitals With 'Jet Of Steam,' Leads To Lawsuit

    Some things in this world don't lend themselves to controlled, predictable behavior. Things like foreign debt crises, the exact location and trajectory of an electron, global warming, etc. Thankfully there are other elements upon which we build stable lives. You know: gravity, urinals functioning as they should, that sort of thing.

    However, we may now need to scratch "urinals functioning as they should" from the 'stable' list.

    According to a recently filed complaint in El Paso County Court, a man urinating at the Arby's restaurant in Monument, Colorado, claims a "jet of steam" shot out of the urinal and burned his genitals.

    When he approached employees about the incident, they responded "we have that bathroom problem again," and explained "this happens when the sink in the kitchen is running."

    Courthouse News reports that the man and his wife have filed suit seeking damages for negligence, premises liability and loss of consortium.

    Though the causes are slightly different, severe burns resulted in an infamous lawsuit against McDonald's for serving hot coffee in 1992. The Plaintiff in that case received nearly half a million dollars.
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  • shake
    frc
    • Jul 2003
    • 4663

    #2
    must have the cold water crossed with the hot or something
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    • brassmonkey
      Pay It Forward
      • Sep 2005
      • 77390

      #3
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      • Scott McD
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 67792

        #4
        Don't cross the streams !!!


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        • Fap
          Just Du It
          • Feb 2004
          • 12094

          #5
          haha wow.. where's the source?

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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77390

            #6
            Originally posted by Fap
            haha wow.. where's the source?
            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1578873.html
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            • PR_Glen
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2006
              • 9058

              #7
              there's a sign of a brilliant manager.. yeah we got a problem with scalding hot water shooting from our urinals... shit, just duct tape that up plumbers are expensive!
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              • brassmonkey
                Pay It Forward
                • Sep 2005
                • 77390

                #8
                Originally posted by PR_Glen
                there's a sign of a brilliant manager.. yeah we got a problem with scalding hot water shooting from our urinals... shit, just duct tape that up plumbers are expensive!
                im thinking this may be the plumber that did the buildings fault
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                • Firehorse
                  Desire it and have it!!!
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 30767

                  #9
                  That's so fucked up! Don't mess with the genitals!!!
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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Amputation is the only answer

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                    • brassmonkey
                      Pay It Forward
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77390

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Spunky
                      Amputation is the only answer
                      cook and eat like in japan? mushroom and onion?
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                      • ShoeBox
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • May 2012
                        • 2056

                        #12
                        this is kind'a dumb

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