Probably the most informative post I've ever read in here :) And looking at your avatar you recovered well from all the trouble... :1orglaugh

Let me add that you can always ask a friend to register a new domain, move all your content there, and have the friend open a new merchant account. I'm happy that I joined that "sons of Amsterdam prostitutes" friends club a long time ago. There's more sons of prostitutes in Amsterdam than there are prostitutes!

Thank you Shimmy for chiming in, it means a lot, and thanks again for the great encouragement and outlook you have with respect to the ups and downs of this biz..mad respect to you :)

Euker I agree with you definitely a good post shimmy made to validate the truths I laid out....

Also Euker this is getting really interesting and I have some thing very special for you I will be sending you later:)

The mistake the parasites made was in thinking they were dealing with complete fools not being fully aware of us being half fools






It looks like its a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive....more on this off the board...

It was not enough for you to be in on the scam and take my funds but now you try and share your perverted humor while posting in code....

I got you loud and clear motherfuckers....

typical banker humor...stereotypical,arrogant, and in poor taste...

You know what history does with folks like you who say "let them eat cake"

Nah you would not know any history you are a banker

NETbilling has been processing since 1998 and all of our thousands of merchants very successfully have their open merchant accounts. A merchant account can be a grab thing and a huge money saver as well as allowing you to have much more control of your business but you have to have the right company as your processing partner and helping you manage that part of the business. It is too difficult to try to do alone for most people.

We only work with banks that we have solid relationships with and work hard to help our merchants acquire and maintain those accounts ad well as handle all call center customer service 24/7 for our clients. If any of you need merchant account and processing assistance, we are here to help, as we have been for 13 years.

Mitch

I already wanted to suggest to Swirl to contact net-billing... Swirl these people are allright, really, and their processing fees are lowest in the industry.

+1 For NetBilling. But also you need NATS. IMHO Biller provided cascades aren't enough. They may allow for more chances at processing a sale, but if there's a problem with a biller for whatever reason there's also a chance you can't use their cascade either.

So a biller or merchant account goes pop, who cares? You have multiple accounts and with weekly settlements on the merchant acounts the most you'll loose is 2 weeks turnover from one account. Annoying, but no biggie. If you have NATS set up right its all about using the right biller in the right country rather than just sending everything to the mechant account and only declines down the line to the third party ones. So with as few as 1 merch, 2 third party and 1 phone biller, you could be naturally hedged at 40:25:25:10 and still not giving any of them the shitty end of the stick.

However, it does mean you have to react when there's a problem and pull new sales from any account where they've suspended you or are late with payouts. Back in the day I lost about $1k when Ibill terminated my account - Apparently cancelling by hand all remaining Ibill rebills when it was clear they were sunk broke their terms and conditions. Sure I lost, but not as much as some.

Having other working options ready and happening gives YOU breathing space. Shit happens, things break, need upgrading or just come up for review. Having your one and only source of income shut off while that takes place can make you very, very unpleasant for the bank staff to deal with - it really isn't their fault you have no fall back and will go bust if you don't get your outpayment on time. From their point of view a screaming freak demanding his cash NOW rings a few alarm bells, no wonder they take the chance to throw you under the bus.

Bureaucratic compliance is always a pain in the ass, your best chance of sucess is to be patient and the nicest person they deal with each day so they make the effort to help you find a way. But an international conspiracy from someone who is in effect cashier number 3? I doubt it.

And another thing. I had a quick look at http://saraswirls.com/swirlsbucks.htm - I'm not sure having the word "period" top right of the page is doing you any favours. My brain made an unfortunate connection between the sloppy slot in the middle of the header montage and periods. Had to re-read the header and scan the page for blood!

SwirlsGirl and a billing thread.. I should've known.

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