If anyone pays me $1000 I will post the incredibly embarassing rap song I found that was created when I was loaded out of my mind. Complete with audio.
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I'll send you the yeast off my nutsack and 14 euro cents. that do.
Why, really, why would anyone send you a grand for basically nothing?Comment
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15 dollars - paypal
does it come with publishing rights?Comment
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Is your g/f in the video? Are you wearing a straight-jacket?
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You are not understanding the concept - people want to see people who HAVE dignity making fools of themselves. Guys like yourself who have no dignity and are already fools don't have any draw.Comment
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No takers, fine, I will drop the price. I'm cutting it in H A L F. Five bills, and it comes with full rights for an extra bill. Let us conduct some bidness yoComment
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if someone does that or simular sume i will do it now cuz i'm in the studio with the producers
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Someone should. If I had the right alcohol, and a good mic, I could make a lot of money. My raps wouldn't be very good, and so, they would sell, because it's 2011?
"Ya feel me mane?"
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I will get the $500.. here is a teaser. Now please keep in mind, this was all written when I was wasted out of my fucking MIND
I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz
Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer
Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave
Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should
Do a little better be a go getter
Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy
*Disclaimer: I don't touch women who belong to someone else, and I don't make up stupid words, but I was drunk and it was 2010 rap.
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what? no freestyle man ? me no like , this should be award for freestyle , if someone open a contest i'll make a song today asapI will get the $500.. here is a teaser. Now please keep in mind, this was all written when I was wasted out of my fucking MIND
I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz
Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer
Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave
Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should
Do a little better be a go getter
Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy
*Disclaimer: I don't touch women who belong to someone else, and I don't make up stupid words, but I was drunk and it was 2010 rap.
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I'm bored today so I'm going to attempt to translate my own rhymes.
I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
Some women are women and some bitches are bitches but normal men hate me because my lady friends travel me and enjoy being spanked while these regular guys are busy spending a fortune on dinner and flowers and chasing women because they'll never figure out that acting that way is a good way to be sure the women want anyone except for them.
I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
Hey pal you should not have been such a moron, because now your woman left with all of your money, idiot.
I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz
Ha Ha Ha, you are wealthy, your wife takes all of your money and you can't pull a bitch no matter how much money your creepy ass makes.
Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer
This verse blunty and vividly illustrates in text the common trials and tribulations of the average modern day male.
Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I am very aggressive and demanding and ballsy because women love it, or fuck them.
I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I just love to call a naughty girl dirty names
I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave
You make $500,000 per year and haven't had a blowjob in six weeks, and you dress like a clown, not a clown like a clown - but literally, like a clown, you moron.
Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
I'm drunk and there is a loaded shotgun here with me and I am impossible to sneak up on.
Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Every rap song must mention jail or prison and/or coming up
Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should I have no money for a lawyer, but I am just white enough that the police and the judge give me somewhat of a chance.
Do a little better be a go getter
Don't sleep until 2pm any more, and leave the state of fucking Kansas some fucking day
Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy
Hustlin' what, you clown? You have six dollars and some lint..
Conclusion:
I should not ever drink.
Unless I want to end up owning a G5.
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we cant HEAR you rappin' we are reading poetry or somethingI'm bored today so I'm going to attempt to translate my own rhymes.
I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
Some women are women and some bitches are bitches but normal men hate me because my lady friends travel me and enjoy being spanked while these regular guys are busy spending a fortune on dinner and flowers and chasing women because they'll never figure out that acting that way is a good way to be sure the women want anyone except for them.
I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
Hey pal you should not have been such a moron, because now your woman left with all of your money, idiot.
I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz
Ha Ha Ha, you are wealthy, your wife takes all of your money and you can't pull a bitch no matter how much money your creepy ass makes.
Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer
This verse blunty and vividly illustrates in text the common trials and tribulations of the average modern day male.
Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I am very aggressive and demanding and ballsy because women love it, or fuck them.
I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I just love to call a naughty girl dirty names
I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave
You make $500,000 per year and haven't had a blowjob in six weeks, and you dress like a clown, not a clown like a clown - but literally, like a clown, you moron.
Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
I'm drunk and there is a loaded shotgun here with me and I am impossible to sneak up on.
Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Every rap song must mention jail or prison and/or coming up
Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should I have no money for a lawyer, but I am just white enough that the police and the judge give me somewhat of a chance.
Do a little better be a go getter
Don't sleep until 2pm any more, and leave the state of fucking Kansas some fucking day
Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy
Hustlin' what, you clown? You have six dollars and some lint..
Conclusion:
I should not ever drink.
Unless I want to end up owning a G5.
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If you spent half as much time working at a minimum wage job as you do coming up with stupid fucking ideas that will never make you a dime maybe you wouldn't have to sponge off of a sick woman. You're a fucking parasite and nothing more..Comment
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I have a huge problem with focus. When I am able to focus in and work a real idea, I always made money, quite a bit of it. Do I think some drunken rap I found on my drive is going to turn into a rap career? What the fuck do you think?
I don't cause anyone financial harm. My lady friends who traveled me are not poor. They make and have a lot of money. A lot of money. Several have made and kept much more thanks to advice I've given. Another thing, too, is that I am not greedy- I do not take advantage
Always- always- I would fly coach or rent the least expensive vehicle (or pay the difference between the ecco and the boat) ..... so as not to be a big expense for them
We're talking about women who could burn a grand in front of you just for giggles
They weren't multi millionaires but fixed and fixed good
For the thousandth time. How am I sponging off of my woman while she is sick? I paid for everything for her. Rent, car plates, food, etc. Now she is living with me. Oh I know I am terrible because I had no money left to send her to the doctor. Well, she would have been on the street without me so fuck you.
Ordinarily I have a "fuck a bitch, a bitch is a bitch" attitude - because I have been forced to - but when I find one like her, I want to try. I prefer one good woman to 1000 hoes.Comment
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And another thing war child - I won't forget you telling me to put her down when I posted about her being sick. If you and me ever end up doing business directly or indirectly, your ass is mine, pal. I will bankrupt YOU.Comment
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That was a nice freestyle by WarChild , you should learn from him , Mr Maxwell
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Oh I see and now according to you, she's supposedly fat?Comment
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I like you freestyle WarChild , do you want to record some tunes ?
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Mr Maxwell lost the rap battle
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did you get drunk again?Comment
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I didn't say I was a baller, you just assumed it because you're poor. I will however be spending more money on dinner tonight than your fatty spends feeding your broke ass in a month.
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the rappin' battle continue
with the resident DJ Liquider , go Guys
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I say rappin' battle becouse you give good advices to Mr. M. cuz he is "rappin" something here and he doesnt listen to you !
it's not about rappin at all , however i respect your conversation in this thread and that's why i'm the resident DJ here and i dont need to be a black dude at all
Go Go
in the end i'm jumpin' in this thread in positive way
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lol dude... wtf?Comment
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You two don't know shit. I know a thing or two about the rap game. I know someone personally who got pretty big in it. We fell out because of I told him his newest raps fucking suck, and they sure enough do. Too bad, I speak my mind. Not saying who because you would not believe me.. And I am not one to drop names. But I know a thing or two.
Stick to this, it's more your speed, you clowns
Last edited by MrMaxwell; 11-25-2011, 08:50 AM.Comment
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make some more youtube videos.Comment
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