Ibill Payout - Anyone Get This Message? - GoFuckYourself.com

cmwkings · 02-03-2003, 10:25 PM

Finally received my IBILL payout. I received the following message at the top of my CMI under "Statement Check Dates" and clicking the Statement Summary "Submit" button:

It reads as follows-----

<b><div align="center">Check Date 2/1/2003
Note: when a Check Date falls on a weekend or U.S. holiday, the actual date of check-mailing and fund-transferring will be the next day during which both the U.S. banks and the U.S. postal services are operating.

Funds for items in grey have not been included in the Sponsored Merchant Totals as listed below. Please contact Client Services at <a href="mailto:[email protected]">support</a> if you have any questions regarding this.

US clients who were not paid on 12/15/2002 will see their 12/15/2002 sales reflected in the 01/01/2003 payout. EU clients who were not paid on 12/15/2002 will see their 12/15/2002 sales reflected in the 01/07/2003 payout. </b></div>

Just curious to see if they are doing this with all their clients

Rochard · 02-03-2003, 10:27 PM

Ibill paid someone? Imagine that.

Maybe they just delayed payments so that they could afford to drive that damn yellow corvette home from Vegas....

only10swebmaster · 02-03-2003, 10:30 PM

could this message be anymore cryptic?

only10swebmaster · 02-03-2003, 10:34 PM

Your right read it and proceeded to the other room to call Jaguar to repo their car! Let me call my webmasters too! bullshit nobody can run a business like this.....

cmwkings · 02-03-2003, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by only10swebmaster
could this message be anymore cryptic?

That's what I thought. Seems they are trying the re-invent the wheel.

This one is even worse (I get it at the CMI splash):

<i>Important February Payout Information

Dear US Semi-Monthly Clients:

If you maintain your Processing Plus and iBill Complete accounts under one Sponsored Merchant ID your payout covering revenue from 1/01/03 through 01/15/03 is likely to be handled on two different check dates. You will either have a 2/1/03 or 02/02/03 checkdate depending on a balanced owed, exclusive of any out of cycle payments. Checks for both payouts will be mailed out by Monday. ACH payments for 02/01/03 will be received by 02/03/03 and those for the 02/02/03 payout will be received by 02/05/02.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Thanks for choosing iBill.</i>

Apology Excepted

IBILL bastards...I no longer use them for new signups....Hope I'll get most of my re-bills and holdbacks at least...The days are numbered for those pricks

kaylacam · 02-03-2003, 10:49 PM

I got that along with a BIG "NO CHECK WAS ISSUED"

WTF?!

GAH! I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate them!

I just want my reserve back!

cmwkings · 02-03-2003, 10:52 PM

Oh well, nothing a bong load won't fix

and for good measure a nice stiff drink

....now my head is right...IBILL who?

PornoBug · 02-03-2003, 10:55 PM

IBill stopped paying my reserves when I dumped them in October last year, they owe me several thousand. Despite the nice re-assurance of IBill Cathy I haven't received a cent since November.

Avoid IBill , learn from the experience of others and avoid them like the plague.

cmwkings · 02-03-2003, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam
I got that along with a BIG "NO CHECK WAS ISSUED"

WTF?!

GAH! I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate them!

I just want my reserve back!

Those assholes did that to me last payout. I had to update my banking in Merchant information 3 times and IT hasn't changed in about 1 1/2 years! Good tactic for stalling. I had to call the bastards to complain otherwise I may not have gotten any cash. I used to have Greg May as my account manager, maybe he quite or got fired...Who knows? Now I got some guy named Howard Goldberg...Oh Boy!

only10swebmaster · 02-03-2003, 11:07 PM

Yea, thats wy my premium rep has been jerking to your site and not calling me, im going to kill my cat!

only10swebmaster · 02-03-2003, 11:25 PM

I live 1 mile away, I will kick howard in the balls for a christmas card

cmwkings · 02-03-2003, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by only10swebmaster
I live 1 mile away, I will kick howard in the balls for a christmas card

Thanks for the offer, but that won't be necessary....Yet! I live about 80 miles North on the Treasure Coast, used to live in WPB. I'll keep your offer in mind for future reference and send you a Christmas card with a can of "whoop-ass" anyway.

02-03-2003, 10:25 PM	#1
cmwkings Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 461	Ibill Payout - Anyone Get This Message? Finally received my IBILL payout. I received the following message at the top of my CMI under "Statement Check Dates" and clicking the Statement Summary "Submit" button: It reads as follows----- <b><div align="center">Check Date 2/1/2003 Note: when a Check Date falls on a weekend or U.S. holiday, the actual date of check-mailing and fund-transferring will be the next day during which both the U.S. banks and the U.S. postal services are operating. Funds for items in grey have not been included in the Sponsored Merchant Totals as listed below. Please contact Client Services at <a href="mailto:[email protected]">support</a> if you have any questions regarding this. US clients who were not paid on 12/15/2002 will see their 12/15/2002 sales reflected in the 01/01/2003 payout. EU clients who were not paid on 12/15/2002 will see their 12/15/2002 sales reflected in the 01/07/2003 payout. </b></div> Just curious to see if they are doing this with all their clients __________________ NO SHAMELESS PLUGS...JUST INFO & COMMENTS

02-03-2003, 10:27 PM	#2
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,052	Ibill paid someone? Imagine that. Maybe they just delayed payments so that they could afford to drive that damn yellow corvette home from Vegas.... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

02-03-2003, 10:30 PM	#3
only10swebmaster Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FT. Lauderdale Posts: 20	could this message be anymore cryptic? __________________ HOSTED GALLERIES http://www.CashBandits.com Hosted Galleries / Content ICQ: 129161171

02-03-2003, 10:34 PM	#4
only10swebmaster Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FT. Lauderdale Posts: 20	Your right read it and proceeded to the other room to call Jaguar to repo their car! Let me call my webmasters too! bullshit nobody can run a business like this..... __________________ HOSTED GALLERIES http://www.CashBandits.com Hosted Galleries / Content ICQ: 129161171

02-03-2003, 10:49 PM	#6
kaylacam Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Less camgirl than porn chickie...conveniently located in Porn Central. Posts: 2,745	I got that along with a BIG "NO CHECK WAS ISSUED" WTF?! GAH! I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate them! I just want my reserve back! __________________ SPANK! Kayla Quinn http://www.TushyCash.com

02-03-2003, 10:52 PM	#7
cmwkings Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 461	Oh well, nothing a bong load won't fix and for good measure a nice stiff drink ....now my head is right...IBILL who? __________________ NO SHAMELESS PLUGS...JUST INFO & COMMENTS

02-03-2003, 10:55 PM	#8
PornoBug Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 237	IBill stopped paying my reserves when I dumped them in October last year, they owe me several thousand. Despite the nice re-assurance of IBill Cathy I haven't received a cent since November. Avoid IBill , learn from the experience of others and avoid them like the plague.

02-03-2003, 11:07 PM	#10
only10swebmaster Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FT. Lauderdale Posts: 20	Yea, thats wy my premium rep has been jerking to your site and not calling me, im going to kill my cat! __________________ HOSTED GALLERIES http://www.CashBandits.com Hosted Galleries / Content ICQ: 129161171

02-03-2003, 11:25 PM	#11
only10swebmaster Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FT. Lauderdale Posts: 20	I live 1 mile away, I will kick howard in the balls for a christmas card __________________ HOSTED GALLERIES http://www.CashBandits.com Hosted Galleries / Content ICQ: 129161171