Why did Paul Markham cross the road?

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  • VenzuelanChick
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2010
    • 916

    #31
    Originally posted by TheSquealer
    Paul didn't cross the road.

    It's a trick question.

    Paul Markham just stood beside the road criticizing everyone for crossing the road wrong and telling everyone how to do it right, while refusing to do it himself or daring to prove he even could.
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    • NewNick
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2009
      • 7229

      #32
      Originally posted by B.Barnato
      Why did Paul Markham cross the road?
      Dont worry Paul, there is light at the end of the Tube.......



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      • B.Barnato
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2010
        • 3618

        #33
        Thanks for the laughs everyone!


        Originally posted by Paul Markham
        To make money selling content online. He had already made money from offline.
        And thank you Paul for the clarification

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        • L-Pink
          working on my tan
          • Mar 2005
          • 39151

          #34
          I'm waiting for the ebook.

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          • NewNick
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2009
            • 7229

            #35
            Do you think he crossed the road to get to The Cock ?
            "Americas Hitler" JD Vance.
            “There isn’t really an upside to Trump.” Tucker Carlson.
            “a convicted felon rapist is now your president” OneHungLow, gfy.com

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            • redwhiteandblue
              Bollocks
              • Jun 2007
              • 2793

              #36
              Because he refused to take the tube.
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              • DVTimes
                xxx
                • Jun 2003
                • 31658

                #37
                is it becase his care assistant pushed his wheelchair accross the road?
                XXX

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                • ArsewithClass
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 7957

                  #38
                  Originally posted by B.Barnato
                  Why did Paul Markham cross the road?
                  Because he saw a few beautiful ladies waiting to be filmed by someone enjoying their business instead of moaning all day




                  It's not 'always' greener on the other side, but at least some can say they've been there, seen it & tried it

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                  • femdomdestiny
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                    • Apr 2007
                    • 5182

                    #39
                    To tell Chuck Norris ,once again, to fuck off.
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                    • Relentless
                      www.EngineFood.com
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 5697

                      #40
                      To count the bathrooms in the building across the street?


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                      • porno jew
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 10166

                        #41

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                        • garce
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                          • Oct 2001
                          • 7103

                          #42
                          Because he's a sexy bitch! Yowsa!

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                          • tabasco
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 2624

                            #43
                            Because affiliates are scum and give away too much free porn?
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                            • kazymjir
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 411

                              #44
                              Originally posted by TheSquealer
                              Paul didn't cross the road.

                              It's a trick question.

                              Paul Markham just stood beside the road criticizing everyone for crossing the road wrong and telling everyone how to do it right, while refusing to do it himself or daring to prove he even could.
                              Hahaha


                              Originally posted by u-Bob
                              to get some traffic?
                              This one is also nice
                              http://kazymjir.com/

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                              • TheSquealer
                                Mayor of Thneedville
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 26172

                                #45
                                Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                Because he saw a few beautiful ladies waiting to be filmed by someone enjoying their business instead of moaning all day




                                It's not 'always' greener on the other side, but at least some can say they've been there, seen it & tried it
                                I'd like to amend my answer

                                I suspect Paul might have crossed the road because he saw you on the other side offering to tongue his ass.
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