Why did Paul Markham cross the road?
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To get to the good ol' days? -
Because he bored the chicken to death.↑ see post ↑
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Back in my day you had to actually pay to use a road. I could get $3 per person that wanted to cross just my little slice of the road. Now all the roads are free and they just stick McDonalds beside them. 1000 cars drive by before one actually spends money and they think they did something?
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Yeah he can sell burgers but did you know he also knows best how to build the restaurant, hire employees, order equipment and all of that stuff. Traffic of course is the easy part, nothing hard in getting people to come in and buy your $30 hamburgers if you know how to market them correctly.
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Paul didn't cross the road.
It's a trick question.
Paul Markham just stood beside the road criticizing everyone for crossing the road wrong and telling everyone how to do it right, while refusing to do it himself or daring to prove he even could..
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I think he would argue that there are too many cars on the road these days which is why he is now out of the road crossing business. Then he'd argue that we all need to buy his expensive cars to fix the problem. He would also be telling Toyota et al that they are building cars wrong an way too cheaply. Then he'd yell at a squirrel for no apparent reason and shit his pants as he struggles to remember he lives.Last edited by TheSquealer; 11-20-2011, 02:04 PM..
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to get some traffic?Comment
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Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken!TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
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To get back to the retirement home.Comment
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I thought he was only talking about crossing the road.Comment
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He was stapled to a chickenhttp://www.webcamalerts.com for auto tweets for web cam operatorsComment
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To sit on the cock on the other side?SEO Strategy - Digital Strategy - Cannabis Lead Generation
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He hasn't crossed yet because he is plugging random numbers into a spread sheet trying to figure out how much the road cost when he has no idea.Comment
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Haahha this thread cracked me up.Comment
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Jesus Christ are you fucking guys lame. Barnato set you guys up perfectly and no one has given the correct answer yet... the answer to the question of: why did Paul Markham cross the road is:
BECAUSE HE COULD NOT GET HIS DICK OUT OF THE CHICKEN
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To fix his magic join links!Herschel Savage
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To use one of Brazzers many toilets because he can no longer afford his own!Comment
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To make money selling content online. He had already made money from offline.
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Poultry in motion......
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To tell Chuck Norris ,once again, to fuck off.Femdom Destiny
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To count the bathrooms in the building across the street?Comment
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Because he's a sexy bitch! Yowsa!Comment
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I'd like to amend my answer
I suspect Paul might have crossed the road because he saw you on the other side offering to tongue his ass..
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paul crossed the road as he spotted a 50p coin on the other side of the road. it meant he could have a cup of tea that day.Comment
like that one.
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