Almost lost it yesterday .. but still SOBER

[MrMaxwell]

I have been sober nearly three months, not a drop. Last night I bought a beer. I walked over to the store to get it. On the way back, I opened it. And it smelled better than 1000 of the cleanest freshest snatches on planet earth all in your face all at the same time. I mean to say that the beer looked like 1000 pairs of female breasts, buttocks, snatches and female ass holes ..... that is how good this beer looked .. And I swear. It smelled so god damned good.

But I left it sitting there on a ledge under the bridge. I opened it. But didn't drink any.

It was cold out - I am sure some street urchin enjoyed it.

[mineistaken]

Good. But does that mean you can not drink responsible? One beer and thats it?

[WarChild]

What did your woman have to go without to pay for that beer? You fucking parasite.

[MrMaxwell]

Good. But does that mean you can not drink responsible? One beer and thats it?

Yeah
It sure does

That has been why I am poor

[MrMaxwell]

What did your woman have to go without to pay for that beer? You fucking parasite.

A doughnut
It's okay she sucked out a big nut

How's that you fucking clown

[marlboroack]

Was it a 40'?

[MrMaxwell]

Was it a 40'?

Nah
A 24oz can

Almost went for the OE 40 but knew I'd fall in love and buy three more

[raymor]

Good for you. My experience is that the desire to drink completely goes away if I follow some simple suggestions.

Good. But does that mean you can not drink responsible? One beer and thats it?

The body processes alcohol by first turning it into acetone. For some people, their body doesn't process the acetone properly. The build up of acetone creates a craving for more alcohol. It's kind of like if your body totnes water into salt, then the salt made you more thirsty. Thus for these people one drink almost unavoidably leads to many more. For this class, one drink is too many and a thousand isn't enough. They only way they can drink responsibly is to drink none at all.

[MrMaxwell]

One is too many and a thousand is never enough.
One of the most true statements known to man kind.

Works with cigarettes, women, etc.

[Fletch XXX]

the desire to drink never really goes away, but controlling it is the key.

[CaptainHowdy]

[MrMaxwell]

the desire to drink never really goes away, but controlling it is the key.

Agreed. If I ever don't want a fucking drink, check my pulse

Well several people on here would stand over me laughing if I fell over dead .. butt thankfully, fuck them

[CurrentlySober]

i am currently sober...

[CurrentlySober]

or currently fucked up?

I no longer really know de difference...

[SleazyDream]

one day at a time ;)