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TheSquealer 11-20-2011 05:06 AM

gee... who'd have guessed that the guy who looks like a deranged serial killer owns a bunch of scat/piss sites and has 16 cats.

shocker!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Zombaio_Tomas 11-20-2011 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18572921)


WHY didn't you close my account in August already and notify me you found violating content on my site? Why wait till Nov 18, exactly one day after I bring up the rebilling of cancelled accounts in here? Seems to me you've either been fucking me, or you've been fucking MasterCard and Visa. Their rules on content didn't change between August and today, did they? The content on Femanic didn't change between August and today either, did it?

EukerVoorn, I'm getting tired at this now.

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Regarding the above subscription you post we had scrubbing problem this summer with one of our acquirers which was announced. As I think all affected customers know since it was a hard time, we did not have this fixed until august, which lead to some subscriptions that was changed to UB-Unable to rebill as the scrubbing reason.

Those transactions which was cancelled due to the scrubbing was as you say put back in the cycle again when the scrubbing problem was solved. The member did not cancel the account and we did offer all affected clients to charge retroactive for august which you did not reply on.

We are here to make as much money as possible for our clients without stepping over the ethical, compliance or regulation thresholds.

I cannot understand how this can be such a huge concern of yours. We have continued to bill an account that have NOT cancelled.
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Read the termination letter, it is in the termination letter, the part that it has come to our attention that you STORE cardholder data including card number, expiry date and cvv on YOUR servers. By doing this we cannot ensure that you are not processing for the "scat" sites via our solution which is strictly prohibited. When we tried some user accounts from the compliant site we COULD IN FACT login to your non-compliant sites which lead to this termination.


Now I wish you best luck with your business elsewhere.

CurrentlySober 11-20-2011 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18572928)
The LezPoo content is legendary and can be found on thousands of pirate sites and torrents, so I would say... www.google.com :1orglaugh

Bless you my kindred soul brother, but I wont download 'stolen content' out of principle...

If you wanna give me a "legit" pass and PERMISSION... I will enjoy... But if not, thats cool... I understand... You are STILL my HERO !!!

porn500 11-20-2011 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombaio_Tomas (Post 18573015)

Now I wish you best luck with your business elsewhere.

Netbilling... you're on ;)

Lint 11-20-2011 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18572997)
gee... who'd have guessed that the guy who looks like a deranged serial killer owns a bunch of scat/piss sites and has 16 cats.

shocker!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 11-20-2011 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porn500 (Post 18573024)
Netbilling... you're on ;)

Netbilling gave a disposable lighter at XBiz...

So they are good peeps whom, I will defend to the death... :2 cents:

marlboroack 11-20-2011 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombaio_Tomas (Post 18567613)
I can!

This account you are referring to here was never cancelled.

However this account was un-billable and the status changed from 00-Approved to UB-Unable to rebill 2011-09-05. Therefore we removed the access and set the cancelled to this date with cancel reason code UB-Unable to rebill.

Since you have configured to have 3 retries on your account we retried, and could successfully bill this account again 2011-09-14 and the status was changed back to 00-Active.

The data field that store the cancellation date was never cleared when a transaction went back from UB to 00 and that is why you see this date in the list reports.

Thank you for bringing this to attention. Anyway, the account was never cancelled by the user which would have change the status code to V0-Cancelled by user and that would of course not be billed again.

If you don't want this to happened, set the retries to default (0 retries) then we will not retry billing the customer if there is a decline.

However, if we receive response 51 (No funds on card) we always do a retry 3 days later.

We encourage people to find bugs, and there is a good way in ZOA to submit any bugs. Bringing this to our attention is of course NOT why your account is terminated. There is a list of reasons and you know why.

Well there you go. You got to many card banging affiliates.

Emil 11-20-2011 05:59 AM

get a haircut

EukerVoorn 11-20-2011 06:00 AM

You keep coming with new crap, only to avoid answering my simple question. Your first comment in this thread was: "You know why you lost MasterCard in August and now Visa." I was and am happy to discuss that with you and agree the content on femanic.com may have been reason enough to close my account and with all the crap I've been going through with Zombaio I'm not crying about losing that account at all (wasn't using it for new subs since August anyway), I'm only asking (for the 6th) time now why you didn't close it in August already and notify me.

You also still didn't explain why you didn't reactivate these members accounts (adding their accounts back to the htpasswd list) after you started billing them again.

The repeated question why you don't terminate accounts (remove from the htpasswd list) when doing a refund you refuse to answer as well.

Also if you're getting tired of this, then why you continue trying to purchase accounts on femanic.com ? Did I step on your dick or something? I can understand my going on about rebilling of cancelled accounts pissed you off a little, but if your support would have given some support in August on the several issues, I would have addressed that strange thing to your support as well instead of opening a GFY ticket, right? :winkwink:

cherrylula 11-20-2011 06:06 AM

vary intradesting! lol

EukerVoorn 11-20-2011 06:20 AM

And another thing, friend Tomas... and quite important and in the interest of the whole adult industry which is suffering from bad reputation partly due to people whining about not being able to stop subscriptions to porn sites which is one of the reasons why more and more people refuse to pay for porn anymore and download their porn for free from torrents and file lockers....

If a credit card gets declined somewhere in July, then I think it's acceptable to try charging that card 2 more times with 3 day intervals just as long as you keep that account active. What you absolutely cannot do, is closing that account, and then try charging it again somewhere in September. Because thy that time the member already discovered his account was terminated, and didn't bother trying anymore, and went on with his life or maybe subscribed to some other site or if he was very lucky, found a girlfriend. Then in the beginning of October he receives his bank statement, discovering there is a charge for a website he subscribed to a long time ago and that he couldn't access anymore months ago either. The next thing this person will do is go on some forum to whine about that stupid porn site that keeps billing him even though he can't access the site.

You may get tired of this and you may feel it's not neccessary to put a time limit on how many days after a card gets declined you're still allowed to attemt a rebill and you may feel it's not neccessary to fix all these htpasswd update bugs that have been reported to you many months ago already, but this is something that affects the whole industry, and not only you.

If you terminate an account because the card gets declined, you can't try billing that card again 3 months later, very simple.

That's also the reason why I restored all Zombaio accounts on our site last night so that at least these credit card holders get what they paid for.

Again, would have been happy to discuss all this with you in a private support ticket, but .... :(

Are you going to try to sign up with femanic.com again today with that Belize credit card? Sales are a bit slow today :1orglaugh

EukerVoorn 11-20-2011 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18567619)
I always knew I had you on ignore for a reason, Mr. EukerVoorn (or whatever the hell you call yourself...)

Thank you for the justification.

You were in my ignore for a while but I took you off and really enjoyed the Cars video you posted in my other thread, had not heard that song for ages, so I'll keep you off my ignore for a while and if you do the same and give me a chance to find the way to your heart, maybe one day we can meet and have a rimming weekend :winkwink:

SwirlsGirl 11-20-2011 11:18 AM

Hey Euker sorry I have not been in this thread to back you up a little...typically ONLY and I MEAN only when I participate in a ZOMBAIO thread in any manner I have to shut down and clean my computer from a nasty infection that renders it useless.

Like I said this has happened about 6 times this year and always the day of my appearance in a zombaio thread

Now you have clearly and intelligently showed some of the bold,beligereant,and dishonest practices that 3rd party parasites are engaged in.

I have tried valiantly to do the same, the lines are being drawn, it is clear they are operating from and us against them perspective, and they pull no punches, and they play to win

We just had a surge in sales this week that were collect by our merchant account bank... now we find out that our funds have been frozen....payouts that is...see a con man will only freeze your payouts/settlements in the name of investigating charges...

but the conman parasite pseudo banker criminal greed driven mentality will not allow him to freeze your processing..

You see if you want to truly investigate, wait for a complaint, wait for a chargeback, wait for some reasonable suspicion of fraud...THEN YOU INVESTIGATE

but when you have no fraud, no suspicion of fraud, no charge back, then you reveal yourself as a pompous pot belly banker, who is incapable of generating money on his own looks or talents, so he has to use his/her lack of talent to steal funds from real working americans who are cash cows...

Mind you these scum exist in every billing company,bank,or financial enitity, the so called mysterious secretive all powerful "RISK DEPARTMENT" You better start recognizing them for what they are

Maybe I am a big target because for a variety of reasons....I have had excess of $30,000.00 stolen from me, and my company, I have had accounts closed, seized, stolen, computers get viruses, and other behind the scenes things that I won't mention cuz it might scare some of you, but it has not kept me from calling out and exposing tactics, and techniques used by the con men/middle men who are destroying not just our industry but the world...

sooner rather than later we will have to deal with them on completely different unsavory terms...take that to the bank no pun intended

EukerVoorn 11-20-2011 11:37 AM

I wouldn't go that far Swirls, I appreciate Tomas' explanations and I made him aware of a bug on his site and he made me aware of a bug on my site, after that life and biz go on. All I can say is... spread your risks. Why did you stop using Zombaio by the way, also because of content violation? Normal interracial b/g porn shouldn't be a problem, right?

Also my connection gets slow sometimes when visiting this site, not only Zombaio thread pages. I think it's because of all the ads and stats trackers and connection here in the French mountains is horrible anyway, when a bird lands on the phone line outside, I get disconnected already not to mention what happens when there's a thunder storm somewhere in the region :)

The Porn Nerd 11-20-2011 11:38 AM

I don't know this EukerVoom character but everything I've ever read or seen, including his posts and avatar, creep me the fuck out.

Scat, piss, shit, , golden showers, Lord knows what else. Perfect.

PS: Join Date AUGUST 2011.

Lint 11-20-2011 11:43 AM

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stocktrader23 11-20-2011 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18573587)
I don't know this EukerVoom character but everything I've ever read or seen, including his posts and avatar, creep me the fuck out.

Scat, piss, shit, , golden showers, Lord knows what else. Perfect.

PS: Join Date AUGUST 2011.

:1orglaugh

EukerVoorn 11-20-2011 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18573587)
I don't know this EukerVoom character but everything I've ever read or seen, including his posts and avatar, creep me the fuck out.

Scat, piss, shit, , golden showers, Lord knows what else. Perfect.

PS: Join Date AUGUST 2011.

So basically you're saying that the porn I shoot is boring. Ok fine, let's look into the things you're doing:

ErosExotica - HOLY SHIT!

Screw My Wife Club - WOW that's really original... why did I never think of setting of a "screw my wife" site?

Mister Peabody Asia NEW! - This is really too weird and wild for me...

MILF Mia - WOW MILF MILF MILF, is it hard to find 42 year old retired porn models willing to take off their clothes for a MILF site?

Bollywood-Nudes - Nude stuff, wow!

Classic Porn DVDs - CLASSIC PORN, YESSSS!!!!!

Dutch Fantasies - so they take off their clothes but keep their wooden clogs on, climb to the top of the windmill, fuck each other and then eat some raw herring? lol

Suck On It Baby - Suck on what? Suck on my toe? That's KINKY!

The Art Of Handjobs - you must be the inventor of handjobs site...

Fuck off retarded asshole with your sites that all together generate 2 sign ups a day just enough for you to pay the rent and tell your friends you're in the porn industry. Do some research on pornography and its definition... as soon as you shoot things that everybody else has been shooting a million times before, you're not a pornographer, but a loser. The best compliment you can get as a pornographer is when other pornographers think that what you shoot goes too far, just as long as it doesn't harm people or animals. Who are you to decide what's acceptable or not, stupid Jehova witness bigot with your dumb "Lord knows what's next"? Do you go to church every Sunday, burn a candle for Jesus and then you hear holy mother Maria whisper in your ear that what you're doing is allright and that Jesus was a member of the Screw My Wife Club too and that Maria was a MILF, maggot brain? And look at the models you work with, do you hire them from the local pig farm just before they get transported to the slaughter house? I shoot with models who wouldn't even consider working with you because the payment you can offer them is almost like a tip and you work on shared revenue bases probably anyway because with lousy sales like yours there isn't much left for investing in new productions. These are the kind of models I work with and the kind of quality content I produce, and trust me, it SELLS:

http://www.femanic.com/pics/Daniella...nda-Rosie1.jpg

SwirlsGirl 11-20-2011 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18573584)
I wouldn't go that far Swirls, I appreciate Tomas' explanations and I made him aware of a bug on his site and he made me aware of a bug on my site, after that life and biz go on. All I can say is... spread your risks. Why did you stop using Zombaio by the way, also because of content violation? Normal interracial b/g porn shouldn't be a problem, right?

Also my connection gets slow sometimes when visiting this site, not only Zombaio thread pages. I think it's because of all the ads and stats trackers and connection here in the French mountains is horrible anyway, when a bird lands on the phone line outside, I get disconnected already not to mention what happens when there's a thunder storm somewhere in the region :)

Hey Euuker cut me some slack here....got me confused....you laid out in vivid detail how you felt like your biller zombaio were billing customers and not giving access...which is fraudulent and deceptive....you also emphatically say that you are sure it is a petty revenge tactic to close your account....

So are you and Tomas now buddies again, and all of this drama was from a bug.....gotcha...sure it was....case closed victory for pseudobankers

Was it the same "bug" that causes payout delays every couple of weeks, or a different bug altogether a "cancel accounts and rebill bug" see that I can understand just a programming glitch or miscue...I know shit happens

Hey I got into this business to work at something I enjoy, be semi comfortable in my living, and eat drink and be merry like the rest of you...

I have had some success, but have been knocked down and around many times by crooks... as recent as 2 days ago had a banking/risk department/client analyist/parasite crook promise to send my merchant account settlement funds once I gave him a document that he requested.

We gave him the requested document after a wild goose chase and Instead of doing what he said and keeping his word....

he chose to bait and switch, stall and delay and is just like his buddies or cousins in zombaio risk department is creating and inventing new ways to hold,keep,take my money or my families money right from under us.

So he probabally spent my money, does not have our funds, and uses stall,delay,confuse tactics...its tried and true, and becoming more and more frequent to those who pay attention.

When heading into a global depression the banks will be the very last to show outward signs of distress...its a game of confidence and if you blink first you lose...

The banks are skimming,scamming,wall street is skimming and scamming....

the adult industry you know there is skimming,scamming,shave code everywhere, so it truly is hopeless to expect prosperity in a world wide depression...

and in a game where crooks collect and count your money before you do....

they will not suffer first....you the merchant will suffer first, and will be the last to ever know what hit you

To those that think I come off desperate well you are correct I desperately need to be paid my money when it is collected from my customers...

I don't know if there are a bunch of "RISK ANALYSTS" who work in this business and are having a field day viewing this forum looking for marks all while laughing and snorting, and gambling.etc

but the fun is no longer in it for me, the inmates have taken over the asylum, I make money and they take my money... yes even with a merchant account your money is not safe....

but I know its certainly all my fault, for interracial content, for talking bad about billing companies, for trying to warn others when there was no one there to warn me

I'll be the bad girl who is to blame for the bad apples in this business

Euker I don't knock you for your content, I defend your right to produce whatever your customers desire, so long as it does not hurt any individual or harm any ones property, or exhibit mischief and fraud in your contracts...

but no I won't eat poop, and no I won't watch your content or people eating poop....

but that in no way means I will not assist or aid you when you come here and say a billing company is playing hard ball with your money and your business

EukerVoorn 11-20-2011 02:09 PM

Hey Swirls,

No, Tomas and I aren't buddies and aren't doing business together anymore but my respect for him grew a little and 3 days ago I was convinced that I was right and he was wrong and after the discussions with him I can see things from his point of view and understand where the confusion comes from and how multiple problems resulted in a bit of a messy situation. First there is the apparent flagging of "cancelled" of accounts that are declined when rebilled, then there were the paused rebills in July and then there was Zombaio's attempt to catch it all up. There's still some things I don't get but I'm not planning to make this my life mission. Zombaio isn't processing for me anymore, so business wise it's not important anymore, so it's a case closed situation.

As for getting screwed... don't get me started. I can write a book about dealing with lawyers, judges, starting legal procedures, etc. But what's the point. Life is one big lesson. Every day you learn. And from time to time I ask myself why I'm in the biz and what I want from life, and the answers is simple: I want to live in peace and be happy. I'm not in this biz to become a millionair and I'm not in this biz to create enemies and fight battles trying to come out as the winner. About Zombaio I must say that I never had any payment delayed. I don't check my bank account every day, but like once a week and there has always been a Zombaio transfer coming in. The only institute that tried to keep my money is PayPal. They really are the biggest scumbags in online money transfer biz. But with a few tricks I was able to get most of that money back.

If you get screwed over and over again; no it's not your fault. But you have to learn from each incident and try to get out stronger and wiser. That's why I said... spread your risks. Build up a network of people you can trust. Burry your money in the ground instead of putting everything on a savings account at some bank, especially now. If a bunch of banks go bankrupt next week, the big boys will get informed about that tomorrow so that they have enough time to withdraw their cash. What's left is for the small pussies like you and me. Or invest your money in real estate. Or in xxx domains :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If you want to chat further of think I can help you somehow or want to do business, euker at almostthelastpage org

SwirlsGirl 11-20-2011 05:06 PM

Thanks for the clarity Euker defnitely can appreciate your perspective, and I know the game very well, make money...have it taken...spend money to chase money taken....go broke trying to spend money chasing money, red tape, fraudsters, liars, I mean its almost no point but like you say I have to get wiser, and get wiser fast....I am learning in a painful way that with all the talk of RISK DPEARTMENTS...LIABILITY...banker balance sheets..etc.

in the realm of online commerce...you and me as merchants assume far more risk then the pseudo bankers...it is a risky prospect letting them collect our money without real time stats, and access to our customers movements on their servers....

its risky calling out a shady company cause they will close your account, its risky letting them dictate the terms of you getting your money...I repeat....let them dictate the terms of YOU GETTING YOUR MONEY

SO Merchants need to understand the risk when dealing with any financial company they are not your partners friends or family...

you need to watch them like a hawk...and never trust anything they say....money talks bullshit walks....

if you take my money from my customers and don't pay me you are a bullshitter and will get called out at least by me...

until there is the straw that breaks swirls back...because its coming real soon, and I pitty the mofo who drops that straw

EukerVoorn 11-20-2011 05:29 PM

The problem is with credit cards, Swirl. You'll always need third parties for processing them. I thought the risk with Zombaio isn't that big because you can have weekly payouts with a 5% rollback. So worst case scenario is that you lose your final (few) payment(s). Then you need to make sure those payments are being transfered to your own bank account and not that of some other middle men or accountant.

I'm expecting a lot from the European Direct Debit system which comes down to a direct transfer from your client's bank account to your bank account which can't be charged back. Do you or will you get something like that in the USA?

porno jew 11-20-2011 05:32 PM

gfy brain trust in full effect.

SwirlsGirl 11-20-2011 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18574362)
The problem is with credit cards, Swirl. You'll always need third parties for processing them. I thought the risk with Zombaio isn't that big because you can have weekly payouts with a 5% rollback. So worst case scenario is that you lose your final (few) payment(s). Then you need to make sure those payments are being transfered to your own bank account and not that of some other middle men or accountant.

I'm expecting a lot from the European Direct Debit system which comes down to a direct transfer from your client's bank account to your bank account which can't be charged back. Do you or will you get something like that in the USA?

Well excellent point as all of your points EukerVoorn, and I am not aware of anything like that but I have asserted and repeated that we need to come together and discuss the prospect of a billing overhaul or new platform so to speak.

One that is for adult merchants,of adult merchants,by adult merchants

See an adult merchant is not a skillless parasite. A parasite does not have skill just raw nerve and no morals....many say we have no morals but thats not true, we are real humans who are not as dumb as we all look and act sometimes.

Credit card companies, billing companies, banks, really need to be taken out of the equation...its a simple philosphy...customer has currency and wishes to transact with merchant...

Merchant offers the easiest payment option available to customer to transact....should not have anything to do with a bank or credit card

Most adult merchants have taken so much for granted for so long myself included...you cannot even verify voids...refunds....or chargebacks in many instances when dealing with 3rd party billers....

you have to "trust" that if you see a refund in your client account, you have to trust its been refunded you cannot prove it unless like you have done you have a customer give you verification by way of bank statement...

it is my contention that many of these so called voids,refunds,chargebacks... are lip service and left cover for fraudulent card banging schemes

I know enough people who have worked collecting money, and its almost a human flaw for some to skim off the top...why would employees in a a billing company be different.

The atmosphere on gfy is very negative and parasite infested, as you know most of the time a sincere plea for help or warning ro others gets childish inmature grade school insults and difusion and confusion of the issue at hand...

TheSquealer 11-20-2011 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18574364)
gfy brain trust in full effect.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

stocktrader23 11-20-2011 08:02 PM

Nothing to do with a credit card OR bank huh? I guess we should trade in chickens and beef.

Bladewire 11-20-2011 08:10 PM

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NaughtyVisions 11-20-2011 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18574567)

:eyecrazy


Whoa, that is fucking wild.

Bladewire 11-20-2011 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 18574574)
:eyecrazy


Whoa, that is fucking wild.

Yeah too many shots of Oxleys tonight makes my eyes go koo koo

http://i.imgur.com/iNIoN.jpg

SwirlsGirl 11-20-2011 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktrader23 (Post 18574556)
Nothing to do with a credit card OR bank huh? I guess we should trade in chickens and beef.

Point well taken stocktrader, and just for clarity... at this point after having a surge/rapid growth spurt in sales this past week, and having funds collected from my customers and INTERCEPTED by my merchant account bank....

1. not for fraudulent transactions

2. not for charge backs

3.not for stolen credit card

4.not for my own protection

5. not for merchant account abuse

but some pot belly banker sitting in a risk department who is no different then tomas of zombaio with extensive background in banking,stealing,risk management, and acquiring understands very simply this...

that his client is thousands of miles away and cannot get on a plane to walk in his office and "DISCUSS" my money being sent...

So at this point not having any of the sales that I need to cover over head and what not....I will gladly take some fucking chicken and beef as payment at least my family could eat a few more days... but your sarcasm escapes my reality...

I am getting taken to the cleaners everyday by financial entities and its not my desperation but those 3rd parties who have no funds or income to generate on their own

I am not sure how to get a new billing platform but there must be something worth looking at like Eukervoorn pointed out....direct bank account debit so that credit card fraud is reduced drastically....also these in my view would be some benefits...

- no settlement delays.

- no 3rd party holding your money and making interest for profit

- no 100's of complaints on ripoffreport.com about the worlds #1 3rd party billing company ripping people off

- no more days where submissions % go from 75% to 0% then back up to 65% repeatedly rinse and repeat

- no more high subscription prices a to cover the "PROCESSING" companies 15% in fees for the transfer of your hard earned sale into a credit, which is transferred into a temporary loan at the rate of 15%

when you understand this at the level I do, it is nothing but having your money loaned back to you at 15%...no different then the central theme around central banking, and central pseudo banking

- no more pay out delays or zombaio billing reps telling you your wire has left 12 days ago when it never left

- no more busting your ass to make sales and having to wait 1-2 weeks for a payout while some pseudo bankers have your money sitting in some account trying to earn interest

- no more coming to gfy to see if you are one of the 250 clients that got paid this week or not

I like the idea of new technology replacing credit card processors....surely they don't like thinking or talking like this as sooner rather than later the gas tank on the private jet starts sitting on Empty

customer + processor + merchant = recipe for disaster (ibill,paymonde,passwordbyphone,2000charge,etc)

customer + Merchant + direct debit = prosperity,peace of mind,lower prices,happier customers and merchants...no more parasites

If you don't view them as a parasite then why don't you see plumbers or auto repair shops being charged 15% to accept credit cards

Only in our hypocritical industry do we tolerate such foolishness

we allow pseudo bankers to hold our money and pass the excuses... we need individuals that hold the excuses and pass the monies

Bladewire 11-20-2011 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18574598)
Point well taken stocktrader, and just for clarity... at this point after having a surge/rapid growth spurt in sales this past week, and having funds collected from my customers and INTERCEPTED by my merchant account bank....

1. not for fraudulent transactions

2. not for charge backs

3.not for stolen credit card

4.not for my own protection

5. not for merchant account abuse

but some pot belly banker sitting in a risk department who is no different then tomas of zombaio with extensive background in banking,stealing,risk management, and acquiring understands very simply this...

that his client is thousands of miles away and cannot get on a plane to walk in his office and "DISCUSS" my money being sent...

So at this point not having any of the sales that I need to cover over head and what not....I will gladly take some fucking chicken and beef as payment at least my family could eat a few more days... but your sarcasm escapes my reality...

I am getting taken to the cleaners everyday by financial entities and its not my desperation but those 3rd parties who have no funds or income to generate on their own

I am not sure how to get a new billing platform but there must be something worth looking at like Eukervoorn pointed out....direct bank account debit so that credit card fraud is reduced drastically....also these in my view would be some benefits...

- no settlement delays.

- no 3rd party holding your money and making interest for profit

- no 100's of complaints on ripoffreport.com about the worlds #1 3rd party billing company ripping people off

- no more days where submissions % go from 75% to 0% then back up to 65% repeatedly rinse and repeat

- no more high subscription prices a to cover the "PROCESSING" companies 15% in fees for the transfer of your hard earned sale into a credit, which is transferred into a temporary loan at the rate of 15%

when you understand this at the level I do, it is nothing but having your money loaned back to you at 15%...no different then the central theme around central banking, and central pseudo banking

- no more pay out delays or zombaio billing reps telling you your wire has left 12 days ago when it never left

- no more busting your ass to make sales and having to wait 1-2 weeks for a payout while some pseudo bankers have your money sitting in some account trying to earn interest

- no more coming to gfy to see if you are one of the 250 clients that got paid this week or not

I like the idea of new technology replacing credit card processors....surely they don't like thinking or talking like this as sooner rather than later the gas tank on the private jet starts sitting on Empty

customer + processor + merchant = recipe for disaster (ibill,paymonde,passwordbyphone,2000charge,etc)

customer + Merchant + direct debit = prosperity,peace of mind,lower prices,happier customers and merchants...no more parasites

If you don't view them as a parasite then why don't you see plumbers or auto repair shops being charged 15% to accept credit cards

Only in our hypocritical industry do we tolerate such foolishness

we allow pseudo bankers to hold our money and pass the excuses... we need individuals that hold the excuses and pass the monies

http://i.imgur.com/cUy5G.jpg

BIGTYMER 11-20-2011 09:00 PM

Tell us how you really feel SwirlsGirl. :1orglaugh

SwirlsGirl 11-20-2011 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 18574630)
Tell us how you really feel SwirlsGirl. :1orglaugh

I knew you would show up sooner or later Big Tymer...LOL how I really feel...I am on some real straight FUCK A BANKER TYPE SHIT these days....LOL

Don't worry boys and girls....your time is coming soon....once you taste the sting...another song you will start to sing...lalalalala.... means they love you...the pseudo bankers love you:)

sing it with me now...all together!!!

The pseudo bankers love you and me, and together with my customer we make 3...yes you and me...LOL

stocktrader23 11-20-2011 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18574598)
Point well taken stocktrader, and just for clarity... at this point after having a surge/rapid growth spurt in sales this past week, and having funds collected from my customers and INTERCEPTED by my merchant account bank....

1. not for fraudulent transactions

2. not for charge backs

3.not for stolen credit card

4.not for my own protection

5. not for merchant account abuse

but some pot belly banker sitting in a risk department who is no different then tomas of zombaio with extensive background in banking,stealing,risk management, and acquiring understands very simply this...

that his client is thousands of miles away and cannot get on a plane to walk in his office and "DISCUSS" my money being sent...

So at this point not having any of the sales that I need to cover over head and what not....I will gladly take some fucking chicken and beef as payment at least my family could eat a few more days... but your sarcasm escapes my reality...

I am getting taken to the cleaners everyday by financial entities and its not my desperation but those 3rd parties who have no funds or income to generate on their own

I am not sure how to get a new billing platform but there must be something worth looking at like Eukervoorn pointed out....direct bank account debit so that credit card fraud is reduced drastically....also these in my view would be some benefits...

- no settlement delays.

- no 3rd party holding your money and making interest for profit

- no 100's of complaints on ripoffreport.com about the worlds #1 3rd party billing company ripping people off

- no more days where submissions % go from 75% to 0% then back up to 65% repeatedly rinse and repeat

- no more high subscription prices a to cover the "PROCESSING" companies 15% in fees for the transfer of your hard earned sale into a credit, which is transferred into a temporary loan at the rate of 15%

when you understand this at the level I do, it is nothing but having your money loaned back to you at 15%...no different then the central theme around central banking, and central pseudo banking

- no more pay out delays or zombaio billing reps telling you your wire has left 12 days ago when it never left

- no more busting your ass to make sales and having to wait 1-2 weeks for a payout while some pseudo bankers have your money sitting in some account trying to earn interest

- no more coming to gfy to see if you are one of the 250 clients that got paid this week or not

I like the idea of new technology replacing credit card processors....surely they don't like thinking or talking like this as sooner rather than later the gas tank on the private jet starts sitting on Empty

customer + processor + merchant = recipe for disaster (ibill,paymonde,passwordbyphone,2000charge,etc)

customer + Merchant + direct debit = prosperity,peace of mind,lower prices,happier customers and merchants...no more parasites

If you don't view them as a parasite then why don't you see plumbers or auto repair shops being charged 15% to accept credit cards

Only in our hypocritical industry do we tolerate such foolishness

we allow pseudo bankers to hold our money and pass the excuses... we need individuals that hold the excuses and pass the monies

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...070/z01533.jpg

Jakez 11-20-2011 10:09 PM

Oh snap SwirlsGirl has arrived.

How many threads is it now made against Zombaio by people who are just confused about the interface or statistics they're looking at?

But maybe I'm wrong and the guy is right.. if not shouldn't he be banned for saying Zombaio is scamming customers?

porn500 11-21-2011 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18574703)
But maybe I'm wrong and the guy is right.. if not shouldn't he be banned for saying Zombaio is scamming customers?

Not him, he now say that he understand what Tomas mean, so there was a clear misunderstanding as I read it.


But swirlgirl should... If zombaio owe you money, post proof or stop saying that they are scammers etc...


:2 cents:

EukerVoorn 11-21-2011 02:43 PM

I claimed that Zombaio was charging cancelled subscriptions and posted proof of that, in fact what I claimed was true, only apparently, and I believe Tomas on his word, the subs weren't cancelled by the members, but by Zombaio's internal system after these credit cards were declined for rebilling, and on top of that there was a huge delay in the billing retries which is normally done two more times with 3 day intervals, but in this case with a 2 month interval. So on one page the account was flagged as cancelled somewhere in July and on the other page the account was flagged as active and billed again starting in September. After I brought it up in here, Tomas had it fixed.

If I should be banned for that, then Jakez should be banned for being a dumb little girl who can't read properly and that should keep her tiny cute litte nose out of things she doesn't understand. I find her annoying anyway. So there she goes, to the ignore list.

EukerVoorn 11-21-2011 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktrader23 (Post 18574556)
Nothing to do with a credit card OR bank huh? I guess we should trade in chickens and beef.

I think 0.1% of my members pay by cash sent by mail. I like that very much :)

Do you know if you're getting Direct Debit in the US, Stocky?

Zyber 11-21-2011 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18576494)
I claimed that Zombaio was charging cancelled subscriptions and posted proof of that, in fact what I claimed was true, only apparently, and I believe Tomas on his word, the subs weren't cancelled by the members, but by Zombaio's internal system after these credit cards were declined for rebilling, and on top of that there was a huge delay in the billing retries which is normally done two more times with 3 day intervals, but in this case with a 2 month interval. So on one page the account was flagged as cancelled somewhere in July and on the other page the account was flagged as active and billed again starting in September. After I brought it up in here, Tomas had it fixed.

I have experienced the same thing. I am happy that the bug was found, and Zombaio has fixed it.

uno 11-21-2011 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18574364)
gfy brain trust in full effect.

It's almost physically painful to read, isn't it?


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