The average male Canadian penis is 2 inches smaller than the average American male.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 11-14-2011, 02:32 PM

hehehehe

NoWhErE · 11-14-2011, 02:34 PM

Thats because the water is colder up here.

sperbonzo · 11-14-2011, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Thats because the water is colder up here.

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Eric · 11-14-2011, 02:37 PM

I heard it was shrinkage due to the cold.

xx_justjay_xx · 11-14-2011, 02:38 PM

penis's are like the economy...they go up and down! :P

PR_Glen · 11-14-2011, 02:42 PM

It just seems that way because you americans don't know how to convert a centimetre properly ;)

porno jew · 11-14-2011, 02:43 PM

the asian invasion out west has skewed everything. take them out of the equation and canada is still hovering over top of america, tea bagging it's forehead, when it comes to penis size.

Anthony · 11-14-2011, 02:47 PM

Do you know how many asians are in Canada? They don't call it Hongcouver for nothing!

ottopottomouse · 11-14-2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

The average male Canadian penis is 2 inches smaller than the average American male....

Must need big condoms in Canada - average American male is 5 foot 10

blackmonsters · 11-14-2011, 03:02 PM

OK, no point in me making my cold joke.
Too many here already.

L-Pink · 11-14-2011, 03:02 PM

I always thought Canadians were bigger dicks.

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JayDeeZee · 11-14-2011, 03:04 PM

It's okay, we recycle our used condoms and sell it as chewing gum to the U.S

tabasco · 11-14-2011, 03:08 PM

Don't worry I'll move to Canadia and mine is sufficiently large enough to raise the average above the US.

Vendzilla · 11-14-2011, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

Don't worry I'll move to Canadia and mine is sufficiently large enough to raise the average above the US.

Only if I stay out of the survey

Now I know why the canadians are always in the US politics threads, they hope is will help them.

ruff · 11-14-2011, 03:21 PM

I always thought it was the French that had the big dicks.

Stef. · 11-14-2011, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

It just seems that way because you americans don't know how to convert a centimetre properly ;)

hahah So fucking true!

Sunny Day · 11-14-2011, 03:23 PM

Heard a 'comedian' at a comedy club. "So it's only 2 inches. I get off." "Who gives a rats ass if you do?" "I got mine,"

Scott McD · 11-14-2011, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

I always thought it was the French that had the big dicks.

Big dicks but no balls...

Rochard · 11-14-2011, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric

I heard it was shrinkage due to the cold.

The same applies for anyplace where it snows.

Which is why we flock to the south, California and Florida.

redwhiteandblue · 11-14-2011, 03:29 PM

You mean, Canadians only have a one inch penis? Christ!

Si · 11-14-2011, 03:37 PM

Bunch of guys talking about cock = gay.

And yes I posted in this thread, going out tonight to a new club called the fudge mine. Hopefully I can pick some women up.

thickcash_amo · 11-14-2011, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Must need big condoms in Canada - average American male is 5 foot 10

that took me a second!

Frank21 · 11-14-2011, 03:47 PM

pics or it didnt happen.

RyuLion · 11-14-2011, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric

I heard it was shrinkage due to the cold.

BareBacked · 11-14-2011, 04:21 PM

I think its cause its freezing up there.
No wonder they are all uptight.

RyuLion · 11-14-2011, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked

I think its cause its freezing up there.
No wonder they are all uptight.

I just fell to the floor laughing!!!

huey · 11-14-2011, 04:30 PM

I know my Canadian cock is big enough that if it was in your mouth you couldn't say take it out. : )

directfiesta · 11-14-2011, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xx_justjay_xx

penis's are like the economy...they go up and down! :P

.. and sometimes they are in .. the ... hole !

Spunky · 11-14-2011, 07:43 PM

Doesn't everybody have at least 8" ?

JFK · 11-14-2011, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

It just seems that way because you americans don't know how to convert a centimetre properly ;)

Yeah, 1" Canadian = 3" US

TrashyContent · 11-14-2011, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Doesn't everybody have at least 8" ?

Yes but only when I fold myn in half... !

brassmonkey · 11-14-2011, 08:39 PM

hahahaha!!!!

fuzebox · 11-14-2011, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Doesn't everybody have at least 8" ?

From the ground?

adultchatpay · 11-14-2011, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xx_justjay_xx

penis's are like the economy...they go up and down! :P

So the economy of Africa is up there? People there got 10inch dicks on average! lol

SmokeyTheBear · 11-14-2011, 11:43 PM

FAIL

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

canada 13.92 cm 5.5 inches
USA 12.9 cm 5.1 inches

maybe your small penis makes you worse at math

MaDalton · 11-15-2011, 12:00 AM

time to post the Mary34D video...

SleazyDream · 11-15-2011, 12:13 AM

A study undertaken at Utrecht University found that the majority of homosexual men in the study regarded a large penis as ideal, and having one was linked to self esteem. One study analysing the self-reported Kinsey data set found that homosexual men had statistically larger penises than their heterosexual counterparts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_p...#Among_gay_men

SleazyDream · 11-15-2011, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

FAIL

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

canada 13.92 cm 5.5 inches
USA 12.9 cm 5.1 inches

maybe your small penis makes you worse at math

5.5? no way... the AVERAGE is 5.5???????????

that means every 2nd male is LESS THAN 5.5

jesus there's a LOT of small dicked people out there

SmutHammer · 11-15-2011, 12:19 AM

haha, I would say 7.5 to 8" is the average porn size

rogueteens · 11-15-2011, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

FAIL

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

canada 13.92 cm 5.5 inches
USA 12.9 cm 5.1 inches

maybe your small penis makes you worse at math

LOL! mouse over the UK!

Juicy D. Links · 11-15-2011, 06:23 AM

heheeehehe

CaptainHowdy · 11-15-2011, 06:26 AM

That explains the anger ...

Rebel D · 11-15-2011, 08:25 AM

Its True Americans are bigger dicks i mean have

brassmonkey · 11-15-2011, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That explains the anger ...

cooldude7 · 11-15-2011, 09:27 AM

sheesh very gay thread.

mavruda · 11-15-2011, 12:28 PM

Penis in latin means "sword"
Testicles means: "witnesses"
Vagina means "sheath"

Got it ? The Sword is sheathed , and the balls are witnessing the whole shit/thing.

P.S. Don't try to correct me - I don't speak Latin. I've had a girlfriend who was studying Latin at the University. She was 10 years older than me. We were together just for 1 month - and then she got married to her serious boyfriend.

Chosen · 11-15-2011, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

FAIL

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

canada 13.92 cm 5.5 inches
USA 12.9 cm 5.1 inches

maybe your small penis makes you worse at math

sperbonzo · 11-15-2011, 02:12 PM

That may well be true, but what about the size of the average FEMALE Canadian penis?

LiveDose · 11-15-2011, 03:05 PM

No wonder I meet so many Canadian chicks down here...

_Richard_ · 11-15-2011, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

FAIL

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

canada 13.92 cm 5.5 inches
USA 12.9 cm 5.1 inches

maybe your small penis makes you worse at math

so many poor bastards

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