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  • Grapesoda
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 46238

    #1

    world plays cruel joke on content shooters :(

    An image of the Rhine by German artist Andreas Gursky has fetched $4.3m


    boy am I a boob.... there is no money is shooting pussy

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15689652
  • WarChild
    Let slip the dogs of war.
    • Jan 2003
    • 17263

    #2
    Imagine how much he could have made if he had have had the foresight to get Paul Markham's advice first!
    .

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    • Jack Sparrow
      Almost goners..
      • May 2008
      • 11420

      #3
      Did paul buy it?

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      • TheSquealer
        Mayor of Thneedville
        • Oct 2004
        • 26178

        #4
        Well... what do you expect???

        It's not like the river was there the very next day and just anyone could walk up and take a photo of it.
        .
        Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

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        • Emil
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2007
          • 5658

          #5
          Originally posted by WarChild
          Imagine how much he could have made if he had have had the foresight to get Paul Markham's advice first!
          If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".
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          • AllAboutCams
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            • Jul 2011
            • 12234

            #6
            Originally posted by Emil
            If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".
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            • FlexxAeon
              Confirmed User
              • May 2003
              • 3765

              #7
              Originally posted by Emil
              If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".
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              • VikingMan
                Exploiting human weakness
                • Jan 2008
                • 6862

                #8
                Originally posted by Emil
                If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".
                I like Paul but that post is actually really funny

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                • blackmonsters
                  Making PHP work
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 20979

                  #9
                  Yeah that's big bucks, but only one person is getting that money while the others get
                  absolutely nothing.

                  In porn almost every shooter gets at least some money.
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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    I have high resolution copies available cheap. Hit me up.

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                    • AnalProbe
                      pain in the Ass
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3727

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Emil
                      If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".
                      LOL

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                      • seeandsee
                        Check SIG!
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 50945

                        #12
                        that is such a stupid move, come on its beyond stupidity to pay that much

                        i bet he paid for it, so he can sell some stupid pics to rich geeks
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                        • Paul Markham
                          Too old to care
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 52942

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                          Why the high price? What am I missing?
                          Because of his name. Nothing else.



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                          • L-Pink
                            working on my tan
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Paul Markham
                            Because of his name. Nothing else.
                            I think the value of your content will go up if you cut off an ear.

                            .

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                            • blackmonsters
                              Making PHP work
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 20979

                              #15
                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                              I think the value of your content will go up if you cut off an ear.

                              .
                              Bullshit, that would require his penis.



                              Just kidding P.
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                              • stocktrader23
                                Let's do some business.
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 18781

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Emil
                                If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".


                                Don't forget to photoshop in some boner killing cheesy ass props to make sure your images scream "THIS IS A PORN SHOOT, DON'T FANTASIZE THAT THIS IS YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR, AS YOU CAN SEE THIS IS AN UNDERPAID MODEL USING STUPID PROPS LIKE SOCCER BALLS STREWN AROUND IN AN UNREALISTIC MANNER" as well.


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                                • AmeliaG
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 10663

                                  #17
                                  I used to live a few blocks from there. Apparently, I didn't realize the opportunity. It is a very nice image, but yeah.
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                                  • WarChild
                                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 17263

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                    Because of his name. Nothing else.
                                    So the same reason that you're selling your pictures for less than $0.10 per?
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                                    • anexsia
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2010
                                      • 5735

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Emil
                                      If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".

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                                      • marlboroack
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jul 2010
                                        • 9327

                                        #20
                                        Yeah fuck that. I'm happy w a mansion and bitches. Not a 4.3$ picture.

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                                        • Fob
                                          Porn User
                                          • Apr 2009
                                          • 522

                                          #21
                                          $4.3 Million for water and grass? lol
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                                          • ilnjscb
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 8973

                                            #22
                                            I read an article about restaurants and how they always keep expensive things on hand for people who "need to pay too much". Classic example. Some people have a pathological need to overspend, and an auction is their crack.

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                                            • alias
                                              aliasx
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 19010

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Emil
                                              If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".
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                                              • porno jew
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Nov 2006
                                                • 10166

                                                #24
                                                his other pictures are amazing.

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                                                • PornMD
                                                  Mainstream Businessman
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 9291

                                                  #25
                                                  It's a nice picture but god damn. So out of every amazing picture of human beings over time, the record is a pretty boring nature one on an overcast day? It's raining out now - I can go outside and see similar shit right now.

                                                  Just about everything that shows up in EarthPorn on Reddit everyday is 100x more interesting than this.
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                                                  • thickcash_amo
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                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 3847

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Fob
                                                    $4.3 Million for water and grass? lol


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                                                    • Jon Oso
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 2241

                                                      #27
                                                      I've taken some pretty stunning photos with the lens cap on that I'm going to frame and sell for the affordable rate of $20,000.
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                                                      • Cherry7
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                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                        • 3564

                                                        #28
                                                        He didn't make the silly mistake of working for magazines.
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                                                        • Paul Markham
                                                          Too old to care
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 52942

                                                          #29
                                                          This is a good way to see how value is put on a "work of art"

                                                          http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/01/...o-be-unveiled/



                                                          It was sold in auction in 1958 for £45 (in today's money $120) even though it was thought to be by Leonardo Da Vinci's best student. today if auctioned they estimate it would fetch $120 million.

                                                          What has changed in the picture? The name of the painter and it's still known to be badly over painted. It's value is perceived. A pile of bricks or half a sheep are to you and me a pile of bricks and half a sheep. To some "art aficionados" they are priceless pieces of work. Even though their real value is in putting up a wall or roasting. Go figure.



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                                                          • sojproductions
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                            • 2160

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Emil
                                                            If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".
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                                                            • helterskelter808
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Sep 2010
                                                              • 3405

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                              What has changed in the picture? The name of the painter and it's still known to be badly over painted. It's value is perceived. A pile of bricks or half a sheep are to you and me a pile of bricks and half a sheep. To some "art aficionados" they are priceless pieces of work. Even though their real value is in putting up a wall or roasting. Go figure.
                                                              'The Mona Lisa Curse' is a superb documentary from Robert Hughes about how big money poisoned the art world; where art became 'valued' not on artistic merit or even because the buyer particularly liked it, but because of its potential commercial/investment value.

                                                              Edit: a Youtube version for anyone interested in seeing it (it's English, Spanish subs):

                                                              Last edited by helterskelter808; 11-13-2011, 06:25 AM.

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                                                              • vsex
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2010
                                                                • 1277

                                                                #32
                                                                I want to meet the moron that bought that. I have some shots of my dog I want to sell.
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                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 39151

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Jon Oso
                                                                  I've taken some pretty stunning photos with the lens cap on that I'm going to frame and sell for the affordable rate of $20,000.
                                                                  Jon, I can't thank you enough for the incredible deal you gave me. I love this photo, thanks!



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                                                                  • cherrylula
                                                                    lol
                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 15969

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Emil
                                                                    If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".
                                                                    you'd have to stick your finger in it too...

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                                                                    • ezgirl
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                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                      • 278

                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • Rochard
                                                                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                        • 75733

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Emil
                                                                        If you want to shoot like Paul you can just use photoshop on any pic you like and "Add noise...".
                                                                        OH snap that's funny...
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