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  • mountainmiester
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 509

    #1

    I simply cannot shop with my GF anymore

    How is it a woman takes so long to shop? Seriously, even buying bread requires more thought than buying a house. Yet when they want to buy a car, they grab the first thing they see.

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  • Adult Insider Dave
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    • Jun 2005
    • 533

    #2
    Lol good one ;)
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    • 96ukssob
      So Fucking Banananananas
      • Mar 2003
      • 12991

      #3


      women... cant live with them, cant bury them in your back yard alive
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      • mountainmiester
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2002
        • 509

        #4
        Originally posted by bossku69


        women... cant live with them, cant bury them in your back yard alive
        LOL...but alive? am i doing something wrong?
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        • AdultRecruiting
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          • Aug 2011
          • 46

          #5
          lol so true

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          • Honez
            Confirmed Brat
            • Apr 2003
            • 6636

            #6
            I must secretly be a man. When I go shopping, I go in knowing exactly what it is I am shopping for and I am point A to point B as quickly as possible. When I go grocery shopping I even make my list in order of the aisles so I can zip through and get the hell out of there.
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            • mountainmiester
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 509

              #7
              Babe, you are most definitely not a man but you are clearly a woman who knows what she wants. BTW, you've not met my new GF yet and hopefully, she will still be above ground when you come out next time so, we'll have to go out and grab some drinks...or perhaps an 8 hours brunch.
              Last edited by mountainmiester; 11-10-2011, 10:38 AM.
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              • qwe
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 2109

                #8
                tell me about it

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133986

                  #9
                  I'd dump her

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                  • Si
                    Such Fun!
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 13900

                    #10


                    That is pretty accurate. The only time I go round an entire mall is if it is somewhere new and I want to see what is what.

                    I'm usually in and out.

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                    • Chosen
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 63151

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mountainmiester
                      LoL

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                      • Honez
                        Confirmed Brat
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 6636

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mountainmiester
                        Babe, you are most definitely not a man but you are clearly a woman who knows what she wants. BTW, you've not met my new GF yet and hopefully, she will still be above ground when you come out next time so, we'll have to go out and grab some drinks...or perhaps an 8 hours brunch.
                        I would love to meet her, but I think the 8 hour brunch is best experienced only once in life, lol.
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                        • VikingMan
                          Exploiting human weakness
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 6862

                          #13
                          And they wonder why we do not want to go with them good post!

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                          • blackmonsters
                            Making PHP work
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 20970

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mountainmiester
                            How is it a woman takes so long to shop? Seriously, even buying bread requires more thought than buying a house. Yet when they want to buy a car, they grab the first thing they see.


                            In defense of all the females I have dated :

                            They go that route to buy all the shit that I needed to wash and change on my ass.

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                            • munki
                              Do Fun Shit.
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 13393

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mountainmiester
                              How is it a woman takes so long to shop? Seriously, even buying bread requires more thought than buying a house. Yet when they want to buy a car, they grab the first thing they see.



                              My only problem with this picture is it still looks orderly... My experience tag along female shopping is a zigzag from one side of the mall to the other, in between shops... With at least 2 to 3 return trips to circle "that one cute skirt" again before ultimately buying something else.

                              I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                              • iSpyCams
                                Amateur Gynecologist
                                • May 2009
                                • 4436

                                #16
                                The issue is one of disclosure. Your mission and hers are not the same. Your mission may be to go to gap and buy a pair of shoes, her mission is to be seen in public, spend time with you, spend your money and drag out the precious moment that someone is paying attention to her into an eternity.

                                In her eyes, you are both accomplishing two very different missions.
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                                • anexsia
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2010
                                  • 5735

                                  #17
                                  Last time I took my girl to Victorias Secret, I spent $500 on getting her all the shit she wanted and then she NEVER wears it, it just sits there in the closet.

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                                  • cherrylula
                                    lol
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 15969

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Honez
                                    I must secretly be a man. When I go shopping, I go in knowing exactly what it is I am shopping for and I am point A to point B as quickly as possible. When I go grocery shopping I even make my list in order of the aisles so I can zip through and get the hell out of there.
                                    I do that too, and I always end up buying the wrong maxi-pads.

                                    But sometimes you have to stop and shop a little to make sure you buy the right thing.

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                                    • cherrylula
                                      lol
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 15969

                                      #19
                                      Men need to just trust their women, because we always have plans for the big picture. Eventually, those things will be necessity so big shopping trips for things on sale actually save time and money. Just listen to us, and in the end we will win and be right.



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                                      • _Richard_
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 30991

                                        #20
                                        seriously. lol

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