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  • Emil
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    • Feb 2007
    • 5658
    #1

    You punch someone and they become a door

    Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

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    • drmadcat
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      • Jun 2011
      • 2024
      #2
      the most amazing post i have ever read
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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 20984
          #3
          I'm digging it.

          But why make doors when there is probably more money in ponzi schemes or
          bank robbery?

          There's got to be some exclusive or exceptional intrinsic value to the newly created door.

          Maybe each door opens a corridor to the universal structure by which one can travel
          and obtain the secret to becoming God and thus ruling the universe.

          And how does the hero find out about this murderous door gang and bring them down?

          Of course the climax will be when the gang leader gets clocked and turns into
          the "door of peace and love" made of pure platinum.
          Last edited by blackmonsters; 11-02-2011, 04:16 PM.
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            • cherrylula
              lol
              • Jan 2002
              • 15969
              #4
              Imagine quoting someone on gfy, punching your computer monitor and then it turns into that person's face! And you punch them so hard, they turn into a dead horse carcass. Then you get naked and climb inside.

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                • Lace
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                  • Mar 2004
                  • 16116
                  #5
                  Saw this somewhere the other night. Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
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                    • mahoney
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                      • Nov 2003
                      • 5318
                      #6
                      That must be some good weed
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                        • blackmonsters
                          Making PHP work
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 20984
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Lace
                          Saw this somewhere the other night. Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
                          I think I could at least make a good comedy skit out of the premiss.

                          When it comes to making stories of fantasy events then the stupidest thing would be
                          to try it without using wild imagination.

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                            • MediaGuy
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                              • Sep 2004
                              • 5500
                              #8
                              Make it a story... why you wasting your time here with that?

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                                • Coup
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                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 9931
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Emil
                                  Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

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                                  Mind=Blown

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                                    • _Richard_
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                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 30991
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                                      Imagine quoting someone on gfy, punching your computer monitor and then it turns into that person's face! And you punch them so hard, they turn into a dead horse carcass. Then you get naked and climb inside.
                                      it's creepy how relevant this nonsense is

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                                        • lagcam
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                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 2890
                                          #11
                                          I am guessing this is the new BitCoin right?
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                                              • Jul 2002
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                                                • 96ukssob
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                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                  #13



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                                                    • L-Pink
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                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 39151
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by lagcam
                                                      I am guessing this is the new BitCoin right?

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                                                        • kush
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                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 3382
                                                          #15
                                                          lol classic

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                                                            • JenniDahling
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                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 5285
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                              Imagine quoting someone on gfy, punching your computer monitor and then it turns into that person's face! And you punch them so hard, they turn into a dead horse carcass. Then you get naked and climb inside.

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                                                                • Emil
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                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                  • 5658
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by lagcam
                                                                  I am guessing this is the new BitCoin right?
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                                                                    • ilnjscb
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                                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                                      • 8974
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                                                                        • DamianJ
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                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 15808
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Emil
                                                                          Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

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                                                                          The first rule of door club is that you don't talk about door club.

                                                                          You're now blackballed.

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                                                                            • RebelR
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Usually if you punch someone so hard that they turn into a door, it means they were standing in front of a door, and you failed to notice they moved as you threw the punch.
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                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • munki
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                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 13393
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Blue pill dammit...

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                                                                                        • TheSquealer
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                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                          • 26181
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Entertaining for sure.

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                                                                                            • John-ACWM
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                                                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                                                              • 20060
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                                              Imagine quoting someone on gfy, punching your computer monitor and then it turns into that person's face! And you punch them so hard, they turn into a dead horse carcass. Then you get naked and climb inside.
                                                                                              creative

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                                                                                                • Diomed
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2009
                                                                                                  • 6167
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  This was hilarious.

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