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  • JenniDahling
    Market Penetration Specialist
    • Jul 2005
    • 5285

    #1

    I have been paid to kill you

    Best spam ever. That was the Subject.

    Here is the message:

    I have being paid to kill you, i advice that you contact me on time before
    i send my assaign to you, you better contact me on the numbers below to
    discuss with me.

    asli kilic
    +90 212 698 89 92



    Granted my assassin (such a funny word) cannot spell or capitalize worth shit, but it is the best "Call to action" directive I've ever seen in an ad.


    Post your interesting spam mails

    cLick my kitty, you know you want to
    jenni {at} prkitty.com
    Meet me at The Island Gathering
  • Derpy
    Registered User
    • Sep 2011
    • 32

    #2
    Originally posted by JenniDahling
    the best "Call to action" directive I've ever seen
    Best "call to FBI action"*
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    • B.Barnato
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2010
      • 3618

      #3
      Sounds familiar...TeenCat?

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      • Imortyl Pussycat
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2006
        • 5449

        #4
        that's nuts, the craziest email scam i have ever seen ( and i thought i had seen them all). he will be on gov't radar by days end if sent that out to the masses. are you tempted to reply? "i give you one meeeellion dollhairs to cross me off your list sir"
        Julie Larson
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        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
          • Jul 2004
          • 38323

          #5


          Weird, because Asli doesn't seem like the killer type to me...always thought that she had more of a lullaby kinda persona.

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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77397

            #6
            kill the pussy?
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            • RyuLion
              • Mar 2003
              • 32369

              #7
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              • _Richard_
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2006
                • 30991

                #8
                Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                Weird, because Asli doesn't seem like the killer type to me...always thought that she had more of a lullaby kinda persona.

                ADG
                i maybe willing to discuss a stabbing

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                • sarettah
                  see you later, I'm gone
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14316

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JenniDahling
                  Best spam ever. That was the Subject.

                  Here is the message:

                  I have being paid to kill you, i advice that you contact me on time before
                  i send my assaign to you, you better contact me on the numbers below to
                  discuss with me.

                  asli kilic
                  +90 212 698 89 92



                  Granted my assassin (such a funny word) cannot spell or capitalize worth shit, but it is the best "Call to action" directive I've ever seen in an ad.


                  Post your interesting spam mails
                  Didn't I say in there not to tell anyone?

                  You have gone and done it now. dammit.































                  disclaimer: This was all j/k in case Uncle Fred happens to be watching ;p
                  All cookies cleared!

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                  • AdultKing
                    Raise Your Weapon
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 15601

                    #10
                    It's the hitman modality, another variation of the 419 scam. People do fall for it.

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                    • JenniDahling
                      Market Penetration Specialist
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 5285

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sarettah
                      Didn't I say in there not to tell anyone?

                      You have gone and done it now. dammit.































                      disclaimer: This was all j/k in case Uncle Fred happens to be watching ;p

                      cLick my kitty, you know you want to
                      jenni {at} prkitty.com
                      Meet me at The Island Gathering

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