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Old 10-28-2011, 02:11 AM   #1
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Offering Lindsay Lohan ONE MILLION DOLLARS for a sex tape

So here is my plan...

Going to offer Lindsay one million to make a sex tape with me. Pretty sure I have enough player's club points at the Red Rock Casino to get a free room to film it in. She's a skanky whore so I'm going to wear a condom. Then I'm going to hire KBizzle to promote it.

What do you guys think? Good plan?
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Old 10-28-2011, 02:15 AM   #2
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So here is my plan...

Going to offer Lindsay one million to make a sex tape with me. Pretty sure I have enough player's club points at the Red Rock Casino to get a free room to film it in. She's a skanky whore so I'm going to wear a condom. Then I'm going to hire KBizzle to promote it.

What do you guys think? Good plan?
I'm offering up a million dollars as well.

I will promote that shit myself.
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Old 10-28-2011, 02:16 AM   #3
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Big props for not just being a second rate affiliate rep with not enough pull to approve an affiliate account, and enough intelligence to write a release targeted to your market instead of just resorting to a multi-forum cut and paste targeted to surfers.
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Old 10-28-2011, 02:18 AM   #4
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Big props for not just being a second rate affiliate rep with not enough pull to approve an affiliate account, and enough intelligence to write a release targeted to your market instead of just resorting to a multi-forum cut and paste targeted to surfers.
omfg I just spilled my dr pepper
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Old 10-28-2011, 02:18 AM   #5
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I know she won't take it, so I am offering 5 million.

Thanks for idea KB!
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Old 10-28-2011, 03:12 AM   #6
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if you want to flush 1 million down the toilet then yes, you should hire KB.
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Old 10-28-2011, 03:14 AM   #7
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Just get her a gram of coke should would do it free then
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Old 10-28-2011, 05:16 AM   #8
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Big props for not just being a second rate affiliate rep with not enough pull to approve an affiliate account, and enough intelligence to write a release targeted to your market instead of just resorting to a multi-forum cut and paste targeted to surfers.
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