I usually say something vague like "Internet consultant". These days I say I sell monthly mailing software packages.

For me, it depends on:

A. How I'm feeling at the time. Sometimes i simply do not give a fuck and say "I sell porn on the Internet". I don't care what their response is so fuck it, just be honest.

B. Who I'm talking to. Older people I say I do 'Internet marketing for websites" and when they ask me what kind of 'websites' I give some mainstream examples. If it's a younger person I usually say 'porn' and if they react in a judgemental way, and I'm in a nasty mood (see A above) I just snarl and say 'Yeah, but I make more than your entire family, work when I want, do what I want, fuck beautiful bitches all over the world so fuck off and go back to Wal-Mart, loser."

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I tell them that I do porn, prostitution, military and banking software, and real estate... basically everything that is not drugs and gives money while still not ilegal.

The few people that complained about the porn got this reply:

The next time you sleep at night without fear of ze germanz coming to your house or your bank account being stolen, think that the software preventing that was made while looking at naked girls with big tits being splat with cum all over their faces.

If female i tell them i run fisting websites and ask them if they'd like to take part in a scene.





Other than that, 'Web Design' usually stops any other questions...

i usually say that i am scientist

i tell them i spend all day arguing on the web with a dude named 12clicks

That I take care of people with personality disorders and varying degrees of mental retardation on an internet forum, which is partly true.

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I give them the link to gfy and invite them to find out for themselves.

I usually say how i am unemployed,but my retarded brother told everyone what i actually do.

I say: I own a couple of .com's and am a WebMaster.