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meka2003 · 10-25-2011, 11:30 PM

If u are a fulltime adult webmaster, wuddya say? I jusy say "computers"

porno jew · 10-25-2011, 11:32 PM

paper boy.

Mr Pheer · 10-25-2011, 11:37 PM

IRS Field Investigator.

That normally ends the conversation.

Jack Sparrow · 10-25-2011, 11:43 PM

I say: no.

meka2003 · 10-25-2011, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

IRS Field Investigator.

That normally ends the conversation.

hahaha im gona use that

BIGTYMER · 10-25-2011, 11:52 PM

I tell them I'm an entrepreneur.

adultzone · 10-25-2011, 11:54 PM

I told them I market porn.

And they will shut up.

loreen · 10-26-2011, 12:07 AM

Internet marketing and web design.

CurrentlySober · 10-26-2011, 12:09 AM

i fling poo at them, and bare my teeth....

rayadp05 · 10-26-2011, 12:15 AM

I tell them that I work in the adult industry as an adult webmaster and that I specialize in shooting nude amateur girls for my website. I also tell them that I work for various companies as the male performer in their porn videos....as well as being the only male perfomer on my own site. Everyone in my family (and my friends) are very familiar with what I do and they have known for quite some time now. There would be no way for me to hide this shit and I would never try hiding it either because I am not ashamed of what I do.

sponsorpimp · 10-26-2011, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen

Internet marketing and web design.

Same here I simply say online marketing...

EddyTheDog · 10-26-2011, 12:21 AM

You have to judge the person - 7 out of 10 times I say I make gay porn sites. Most people say cool and ask a million questions.

If in doubt I say 'I develop backend databases for an internet startup using MySQL and PHP' - Its true and they tend to change the subject fast....

Paul Markham · 10-26-2011, 12:44 AM

Depends who they are. to the neighbors I'm a guy who works on computers. Go figure that one out. LOL

Others I will say photographer and then they ask shooting what and tell them naked women. They fill in the gaps.

seeandsee · 10-26-2011, 12:48 AM

I just say that i

WORK ON INTERNET

marlboroack · 10-26-2011, 02:30 AM

I'm a global wildlife specialist, just got back from Asia on a 4 year Naturalist journey and working on my new book. Nothing about animals i don't know. Then smile, leaves a good 1st impression.

Denny · 10-26-2011, 02:32 AM

Online marketing.

ruff · 10-26-2011, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meka2003

If u are a fulltime adult webmaster, wuddya say? I jusy say "computers"

Exactly. After saying that, it doesn't go much further.

Jarmusch · 10-26-2011, 03:54 AM

Stunt cock.

femdomdestiny · 10-26-2011, 04:27 AM

Since I had web design studio back in 2002 or 2003 , I just say that I am working same, but only with foreigners and not messing with domestic market...problem is when I send email to people and make a mistake and instead of my private emaill account, they get email from [email protected] or something like that, and it happened few times.

acctman · 10-26-2011, 04:56 AM

Web stuff... And redirect the topic, because I don't want to develop a site or hear about anyone's "next big thing" net / social site ideas.

Brent 3dSexCash · 10-26-2011, 05:08 AM

I sell exotics meats

BIGTYMER · 10-26-2011, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack

I'm a global wildlife specialist, just got back from Asia on a 4 year Naturalist journey and working on my new book. Nothing about animals i don't know. Then smile, leaves a good 1st impression.

Nice!

Fletch XXX · 10-26-2011, 05:22 AM

i tell them i design ads for the internet,... however my younger and cooler friends n family i tell them exactly what i do, its no big deal.

Alex69 · 10-26-2011, 05:23 AM

online advertising

Ross · 10-26-2011, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex69

online advertising

This.

When I moved from Scotland to Canada last year, I rented my house out to my younger brother as I didn't want to sell it. One of my older nosey neighbours intro'd himself to my brother one day when he was working in the garden and started talking about the previous tenant. My brother was keen to hear what he had to say so didn't interupt. Turns out he suspected I was a drug dealer as I never left the house, had a nice BMW in the driveway and always had people over at my house.

My brother said oh yeah.. I'm Ross' brother and he works online. I wish he caught it on camera lol. Even funnier part of it all is my brother lived with me for 3 years before I started moving around late 2008. Stupid old asshole didn't recognize him.

Sophie Delancey · 10-26-2011, 06:44 AM

Depends on the person. Some people, I'll straight up tell them I work in porn (with the caveat that it's respectful, couple-based, artistic, yadda yadda...) and that's usually met with a high-five. But when it comes to things like extended family, friends of the family, boyfriend's parents, I usually just say that I do PR and marketing for a variety of websites.

meka2003 · 10-26-2011, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

i tell them i design ads for the internet,... however my younger and cooler friends n family i tell them exactly what i do, its no big deal.

yeah same hjere... my friends know what i do.. not my parents though =).

For some reason when people find out what it is what you do and specialize and that you tell them your website is big and popular, they act very suprirsed! in a good way

meka2003 · 10-26-2011, 07:07 AM

Have you told hot chicks you do porn? Whats the typical reaction? Does it help? lol

L-Pink · 10-26-2011, 07:07 AM

I mop floors in a porn store.

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LeRoy · 10-26-2011, 07:09 AM

Affiliate manager for a hosting company

I'm on the up n up too

http://dtiservices.com/ ;)

michael.kickass · 10-26-2011, 07:35 AM

SEO expert.

MatureKing · 10-26-2011, 07:39 AM

sell some products

RubyGoodnight · 10-26-2011, 08:08 AM

I tell them I'm a writer. When they ask "what", I just say web content. Then I just make up some BS about writing reviews for televisions or natural remedies or something like that if they keep asking.

It's only my partner that knows I write fetish porn. She's good to bounce ideas off of!

oscer · 10-26-2011, 08:12 AM

UNIX Tech , lol

porno jew · 10-26-2011, 08:12 AM

janitor for 12clickscash.

Frank21 · 10-26-2011, 08:20 AM

I run a gamble website.

Grapesoda · 10-26-2011, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meka2003

If u are a fulltime adult webmaster, wuddya say? I jusy say "computers"

internet marketing....

Relentless · 10-26-2011, 08:23 AM

Alchemist.

MarkDeus · 10-26-2011, 08:30 AM

I divided that in two types of people:

the 1st are generally concerned mothers born before 1982 that have no hobbies except scrapbooking and gardening.
to those: I work in "online communications"

Everybody else: "I work in porn" I don't elaborate. Most of the time, chicks come back and ask a shitload of questions.

cooldude7 · 10-26-2011, 08:35 AM

internet marketing., and seo.
then they ask me wtf is seo, then i have to tell them in detail with example.

Rochard · 10-26-2011, 08:51 AM

I usually say something vague like "Internet consultant". These days I say I sell monthly mailing software packages.

The Porn Nerd · 10-26-2011, 09:27 AM

For me, it depends on:

A. How I'm feeling at the time. Sometimes i simply do not give a fuck and say "I sell porn on the Internet". I don't care what their response is so fuck it, just be honest.

B. Who I'm talking to. Older people I say I do 'Internet marketing for websites" and when they ask me what kind of 'websites' I give some mainstream examples. If it's a younger person I usually say 'porn' and if they react in a judgemental way, and I'm in a nasty mood (see A above) I just snarl and say 'Yeah, but I make more than your entire family, work when I want, do what I want, fuck beautiful bitches all over the world so fuck off and go back to Wal-Mart, loser."

CaptainHowdy · 10-26-2011, 09:37 AM

Signature escort ...

PowerCum · 10-26-2011, 09:50 AM

I tell them that I do porn, prostitution, military and banking software, and real estate... basically everything that is not drugs and gives money while still not ilegal.

The few people that complained about the porn got this reply:

The next time you sleep at night without fear of ze germanz coming to your house or your bank account being stolen, think that the software preventing that was made while looking at naked girls with big tits being splat with cum all over their faces.

Scott McD · 10-26-2011, 09:50 AM

If female i tell them i run fisting websites and ask them if they'd like to take part in a scene.

Other than that, 'Web Design' usually stops any other questions...

bns666 · 10-26-2011, 09:54 AM

i usually say that i am scientist

Phoenix · 10-26-2011, 09:55 AM

i tell them i spend all day arguing on the web with a dude named 12clicks

B.Barnato · 10-26-2011, 10:05 AM

That I take care of people with personality disorders and varying degrees of mental retardation on an internet forum, which is partly true.

cooldude7 · 10-26-2011, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

That I take care of people with personality disorders and varying degrees of mental retardation on an internet forum, which is partly true.

J. Falcon · 10-26-2011, 11:22 AM

I give them the link to gfy and invite them to find out for themselves.

10-25-2011, 11:30 PM	#1
meka2003 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 345	When People Ask You.. So Do you work? What do you do? If u are a fulltime adult webmaster, wuddya say? I jusy say "computers"

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10-25-2011, 11:43 PM	#4
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10-25-2011, 11:54 PM	#7
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10-26-2011, 12:44 AM	#13
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10-26-2011, 05:08 AM	#21
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10-26-2011, 07:07 AM	#29
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10-26-2011, 08:35 AM	#40
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10-26-2011, 08:51 AM	#41
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