I actualy fit on a normal toilet !

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38940

    #1

    I actualy fit on a normal toilet !

    i am so fat, i have just been shitting in my office for years! i had no idea that i could fit into a real toilet !

    my gf is going to take me for a ride on her toilet with her top down !

    good times !!!!!!!


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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38940

    #2
    I am so pleased, I'm gonna get my bitch to buy a Z3...


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    • Double trouble
      So Fucking What?
      • Feb 2008
      • 22251

      #3

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      • 96ukssob
        So Fucking Banananananas
        • Mar 2003
        • 12991

        #4
        Originally posted by Double trouble
        wtf? i should get that for my wife, she uses 8 rolls of toilet paper when whipping her ass
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        • Eyeball
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2011
          • 552

          #5
          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
          I am so pleased, I'm gonna get my bitch to buy a Z3...
          Post pics, prove you're a baller.

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          • RyuLion
            • Mar 2003
            • 32369

            #6
            Originally posted by bossku69
            wtf? i should get that for my wife, she uses 8 rolls of toilet paper when whipping her ass
            Sounds like you need a new wife man..

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            • Imortyl Pussycat
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2006
              • 5449

              #7
              Originally posted by bossku69
              wtf? i should get that for my wife, she uses 8 rolls of toilet paper when whipping her ass
              i shit you not (no pun intended...well..maybe), my daughter goes through a roll of toilet paper every 2 days. always has since she was little and regularly clogs the fn toilet. mind you...this is regardless of which number she goes. says "i dont want a single drop of pee to touch my hand". she better marry a plumber
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              • Kenny B!
                Confirmed Abuser
                • Jun 2003
                • 5718

                #8
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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38940

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Eyeball
                  Post pics, prove you're a baller.
                  Kwl Beans ! I'll do BETTER than that...

                  Fuck pics ! I'll post a thread...


                  http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1042070


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                  • Vendzilla
                    Biker Gnome
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 23200

                    #10
                    CB needs this one

                    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                    think about that

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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38940

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Vendzilla
                      CB needs this one




                      I'm just pulling your chain / busting your chops etc...

                      No hard feelings


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                      • Vendzilla
                        Biker Gnome
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 23200

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober



                        I'm just pulling your chain / busting your chops etc...

                        No hard feelings


                        My skin is a lot thicker than that. I built a bathroom for myself and being tall, you get tired of regular toilets because your knees are in your chest when you sit down, so I got the biggest toilet Home Depot could order. Handy Cap one. I really think that thing would flush a squirrel down it!
                        That house is rented out now and I always get funny reactions about that bathroom.
                        Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                        think about that

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                        • alias
                          aliasx
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 19010

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                          I am so pleased, I'm gonna get my bitch to buy a Z3...
                          https://porncorporation.com

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                          • garce
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 7103

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                            my gf is going to take me for a ride on her toilet with her top down !

                            good times !!!!!!!

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                            • directfiesta
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 30135

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                              i am so fat, i have just been shitting in my office for years! i had no idea that i could fit into a real toilet !

                              my gf is going to take me for a ride on her toilet with her top down !

                              good times !!!!!!!
                              ... No Shit .... !!!!!
                              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                              • AnimeFevers
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                                • Apr 2009
                                • 3566

                                #16
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