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passionateguy · 10-17-2011, 10:35 AM

A faithful husband came home drunk,
he doesn't know what was happening around him.

Upon going home, he directly entered the room and slept...

Morning came, with amazement on his face.
Everything is in order, a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note:

"Good morning hon, I'll just buy groceries...
Have your breakfast. I love you."

He was wondering why was that, so he asked his son.
"What happened last nigh? Your mom should be angry I came home late and drunk."

The son replied.
"Mom tried to undress you, but you said...
Stop! I'm married!"

_Richard_ · 10-17-2011, 10:37 AM

that is a painfully bad version of the joke i read

punch line being: 'get your hands off me, bitch, i'm married'

_Richard_ · 10-17-2011, 10:40 AM

Jason wakes up at home with a raging hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jason looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

He's mighty confused: why isn't he in trouble? He takes the aspirin and gets up.

When he gets to the kitchen, sure enough: there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

"Good morning," Jason says. "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Even more confused, Jason asks, "So, why is mom being so incredibly nice to me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Get your hands off me, bitch! I'm married!'"

thickcash_amo · 10-17-2011, 10:55 AM

lol either version cracks me up

Double trouble · 10-17-2011, 11:03 AM

LOL ... good one

10-17-2011, 10:35 AM	#1
passionateguy Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Philippines Posts: 11	The Good Husband A faithful husband came home drunk, he doesn't know what was happening around him. Upon going home, he directly entered the room and slept... Morning came, with amazement on his face. Everything is in order, a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note: "Good morning hon, I'll just buy groceries... Have your breakfast. I love you." He was wondering why was that, so he asked his son. "What happened last nigh? Your mom should be angry I came home late and drunk." The son replied. "Mom tried to undress you, but you said... Stop! I'm married!" __________________ Adult Toy Affiliate Program icq: 603967159

10-17-2011, 10:55 AM	#4
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10-17-2011, 11:03 AM	#5
Double trouble So Fucking What? Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 22,251	LOL ... good one __________________

10-17-2011, 10:37 AM	#2
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	that is a painfully bad version of the joke i read punch line being: 'get your hands off me, bitch, i'm married'

10-17-2011, 10:40 AM	#3
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	Jason wakes up at home with a raging hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jason looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" He's mighty confused: why isn't he in trouble? He takes the aspirin and gets up. When he gets to the kitchen, sure enough: there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. "Good morning," Jason says. "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Even more confused, Jason asks, "So, why is mom being so incredibly nice to me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Get your hands off me, bitch! I'm married!'"