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Jel 10-15-2011 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18493127)
I know he should change the words saying "leak free tour" .... If Lady dameJ sees it, he wont hear the end of it :1orglaugh

I think it's important to tell affiliates this, also to let them know that cookies are set to maximum as they are in our program & finally whether ccbill fees are paid from the sale before or after affiliates, we wouldn't want to con affiliates.... These things are all important :thumbsup

Moron. Show me a leak on the affiliate tour. Here it is: http://www.mixedracelesbos.com/tour1.html

So in fact you know fuck all, as usual. In your case it's ok as you are obviously a bit of a slow cunt, but at heart a nice bloke, though next time think before typing :thumbsup

Jel 10-15-2011 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18493121)
? because he defends his world, you know, business, wife, life, home etc.... I would have said Barrys a bit of a silly fuck for another Paul Markham thread.... No offence to Barry, but come on, nearly every day there is some one, usualy the same people moaning & whinging, harrassing or throwing stones at Paul :2 cents:

You're too simple for me to bother explaining. In short though: no.

Barry-xlovecam 10-15-2011 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18493126)
But hasn't this always been the case? ... ... The cat is out of the bag and it's not going back in.

QFT :thumbsup

ArsewithClass 10-15-2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 18493132)
I'll confess -- I am the sponsor of the Today's Dubious Saturday "Drama Thread" at GFY :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

We do what Paul to get the troll trophy in 2012

:1orglaugh Agreed... Paul for Troll of 2012 :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18493136)
Moron. Show me a leak on the affiliate tour. Here it is: http://www.mixedracelesbos.com/tour1.html

So in fact you know fuck all, as usual. In your case it's ok as you are obviously a bit of a slow cunt, but at heart a nice bloke, though next time think before typing :thumbsup

Dont start calling me a cunt! I never said you had a leak on the tour! I was joking about you showing you have "leak free tours" on your affiliate site & yet Lady DamJ says I shouldn't waste my time telling people about leakfree tours.... It was a joke & not directed to you, you slow wanker!

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18493139)
You're too simple for me to bother explaining. In short though: no.

Simple, I'd rather be simple than a wanker that assumes the worst, you unintelligent fool :2 cents:

Jel 10-15-2011 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18493187)
Dont start calling me a cunt! I never said you had a leak on the tour! I was joking about you showing you have "leak free tours" on your affiliate site & yet Lady DamJ says I shouldn't waste my time telling people about leakfree tours.... It was a joke & not directed to you, you slow wanker!

Ah ok my bad - totally read that as though I was being misleading by saying the tour was leak free - my apologies.

DamianJ 10-15-2011 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18493136)
Moron. Show me a leak on the affiliate tour. Here it is: http://www.mixedracelesbos.com/tour1.html

So in fact you know fuck all, as usual. In your case it's ok as you are obviously a bit of a slow cunt, but at heart a nice bloke, though next time think before typing :thumbsup

Bless Gary, it's because I told him not to use "leak free tour " as the main selling point of his sites. Obviously, he should use good selling points, like genuine amateur content. Shot by amateurs, edited by amateurs. That would be better than the fact his tour is leak free because that's a very basic thing every site should have.

Gary couldn't grasp this very basic point because he is very stupid.

ArsewithClass 10-15-2011 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18493194)
Ah ok my bad - totally read that as though I was being misleading by saying the tour was leak free - my apologies.

No problem Jel... I'd never go round checking on others sites & nip picking... I had a quick brouse & just noticed that I thought it was a good thing, not a bad thing.... Thanks for the appology :2 cents:

DamianJ 10-15-2011 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18493241)
No problem Jel... I'd never go round checking on others sites & nip picking... I had a quick brouse & just noticed that I thought it was a good thing, not a bad thing.... Thanks for the appology :2 cents:

Gary. I wasn't nitpicking your site. I was explaining the very basic English mistakes you made because you genuinely are that stupid and to try and explain that you should use your USPs to market your site, not just shit everyone else offers

I was trying to help, but you are so painfully simple that you couldn't comprehend what I was saying.

beerptrol 10-15-2011 11:13 AM

this is his evil twin

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/j...oltergeist.jpg

EukerVoorn 10-15-2011 11:19 AM

Alexa doesn't show a site's sales, right? Alexa is crap anyway.

garce 10-15-2011 03:01 PM

Yet another thread slowly disintegrates into a British fop facial dick slap. How you guys continually manage to over-troll Paul is beyond my comprehension.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-snXI54NG9V...ltergeist3.jpg

ArsewithClass 10-15-2011 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 18493732)
Yet another thread slowly disintegrates into a British fop facial dick slap. How you guys continually manage to over-troll Paul is beyond my comprehension.

Look at garce joining the party :1orglaugh


I was always taught not to stir the petrol, you can create more fumes :2 cents:

fris 10-15-2011 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 18493031)
1.) Alexa figures are horseshit -- we all should know why ...

2.) I can say that our sales have grown in double digits the past 1 and 1/2 years -- our profits and our payments made to our ACWM Affiliates have shown similar gains.

3.) I would also say this this is not in fair comparison to porn membership sites as the business models are dissimilar.

i have a domain with 100 lorem ipsum posts with a better alexa ranking than pauls site.

:1orglaugh

Jakez 10-15-2011 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18492998)
And this is why you have failed at this online thing..

The golden phrase that makes you the biggest troll here.

I can't be the only one here that doesn't believe how monumentally hypocritical (and totally oblivious to it) you can be and is forced to reply and feed the troll (you). I would so pay money just to see you in person tell someone they've "failed at this online thing" LMFAO.

Still using Alexa and figuring that sites in peoples sigs are their entire online work. Amazing. Do you Paul do you!

Jakez 10-15-2011 10:37 PM

Here's a fun test Paul. Walk around and ask people if they pay for porn or watch it for free, and then also ask them if they use the Alexa toolbar.

You can even get your creep on and totally scope out some little teen girls yo!


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