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  • Choker
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    • Apr 2001
    • 9024
    #1

    Is it wrong to fart on you kids?

    Farts, fart jokes, farting in general is just plain funny. Yeah I know it's immature, but it's still funny as hell. I've always farted on my daughters since I can remember, and they of course did the same thing back to me. One daughter is married now and she tells me she farts on her husband. Where did she learn that behaviour? Seriously. OMG this is funny.

    Anyway my other daughter who is 19 years old has a 18 month old daughter who I spoil to death. The baby now laughs whenever I fart. She even laughs when she herself farts. Is she gonna grow up with this genetic farting on others thing I seem to have going on? Oh god.
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    • seeric
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      • Aug 2004
      • 41917
      #2
      You should be personally monetizing your network's fart niche traffic. You're an expert!

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        • digitalfantasies
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          • Sep 2010
          • 2759
          #3
          I think farting on children is without a doubt the best thing one can do....

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            • Choker
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              • Apr 2001
              • 9024
              #4
              Originally posted by seeric
              You should be personally monetizing your network's fart niche traffic. You're an expert!
              Hahaha I'm as perverted as they come, but I see absolutely nothing sexual in farting. Is it even possible to get a erection from farting?
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                • Choker
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                  • Apr 2001
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                  #5
                  Originally posted by digitalfantasies
                  I think farting on children is without a doubt the best thing one can do....
                  There you go, it's a true expression of your love for your child.



                  Now watch the idiots come in here and think I'm serious and call me a child abuser. LOL.
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                    • junction
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                      • Dec 2002
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                      #6
                      Farts are funny. Although I don't fart "on" my kids, my 2 year old girl will come and sit on my lap just to fart, and then laugh hysterically.

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                        • HardlinkSells
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                          • Nov 2010
                          • 991
                          #7
                          Aww, it all depends. Do you have pants on when you fart? That is pure abuse. You have to take them off and let a big one rip skin to skin to show true compassion.

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                            • Choker
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                              • Apr 2001
                              • 9024
                              #8
                              Originally posted by junction
                              Farts are funny. Although I don't fart "on" my kids, my 2 year old girl will come and sit on my lap just to fart, and then laugh hysterically.
                              These are the sort of priceless moments with your daughter that you will never forget. LOL
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                                • Choker
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                                  Aww, it all depends. Do you have pants on when you fart? That is pure abuse. You have to take them off and let a big one rip skin to skin to show true compassion.
                                  Ok that made me LOL
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                                        • Choker
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                                          • Apr 2001
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                                          Aww, it all depends. Do you have pants on when you fart? That is pure abuse. You have to take them off and let a big one rip skin to skin to show true compassion.
                                          Ah I get it now. Yeah if your wearing like bluejeans it could chaffe the babies skin, I could see how that would be abuse. Skin to skin no chance of that happening. Good thinking.
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                                            • Choker
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by seeandsee
                                              i love to fart alone
                                              People who fart alone usually sniff it don't they?
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                                                • Spunky
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                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133986
                                                  #13
                                                  Chicks dig it when you fart in bed and pull the covers over their head

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                                                        • Choker
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                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 9024
                                                          #15
                                                          During long road trips with the kids after stops at roadside fast food joints, well you know, that food really hits the spot. I would lock the windows, turn the AC off and make them all suffer. LOL
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                                                            • HardlinkSells
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                                                              • Nov 2010
                                                              • 991
                                                              #16
                                                              You have some many options when it comes to the farting niches. Here are some examples:

                                                              The wife funnel fart: Wait until your wife is sleeping and put a funnel near her and let out as massive one and let her endure the stink.

                                                              The closet farter: push her in the closet and duck tape the individual to the wall. Call a group of friends over, take ex lax, and let it rip with farts and occasional feces.

                                                              Love for the family.

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                                                                • seeric
                                                                  ..........
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 41917
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Choker
                                                                  Hahaha I'm as perverted as they come, but I see absolutely nothing sexual in farting. Is it even possible to get a erection from farting?
                                                                  Not sure. I just remember seeing some fart niche site somewhere in my travels. Got a laugh of it. Some naked chicks farting in some guys face.

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                                                                    • anexsia
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                                                                      • May 2010
                                                                      • 5735
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Choker
                                                                      Hahaha I'm as perverted as they come, but I see absolutely nothing sexual in farting. Is it even possible to get a erection from farting?
                                                                      Guess you haven't seen "Fart Domination's" videos.

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                                                                        • anexsia
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                                                                          • May 2010
                                                                          • 5735
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                                                                          You have some many options when it comes to the farting niches. Here are some examples:

                                                                          The wife funnel fart: Wait until your wife is sleeping and put a funnel near her and let out as massive one and let her endure the stink.

                                                                          The closet farter: push her in the closet and duck tape the individual to the wall. Call a group of friends over, take ex lax, and let it rip with farts and occasional feces.

                                                                          Love for the family.
                                                                          You're supposed to cup your hand right over your asshole when you fart and let your wife breathe it in.

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                                                                            • HardlinkSells
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2010
                                                                              • 991
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by anexsia
                                                                              You're supposed to cup your hand right over your asshole when you fart and let your wife breathe it in.
                                                                              Collect the farts in mason jars :D

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                                                                                • LeRoy
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                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • chaze
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                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 9774
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Choker
                                                                                      Farts, fart jokes, farting in general is just plain funny. Yeah I know it's immature, but it's still funny as hell. I've always farted on my daughters since I can remember, and they of course did the same thing back to me. One daughter is married now and she tells me she farts on her husband. Where did she learn that behaviour? Seriously. OMG this is funny.

                                                                                      Anyway my other daughter who is 19 years old has a 18 month old daughter who I spoil to death. The baby now laughs whenever I fart. She even laughs when she herself farts. Is she gonna grow up with this genetic farting on others thing I seem to have going on? Oh god.
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                                                                                        • digitalfantasies
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          this thread should be a sticky

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                                                                                              • 19010
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • Scott McD
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                                                                                                    • tabasco
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Your own kids is ok. Other peoples kids at the mall no... I've found
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                                                                                                        • LeRoy
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Ever put a flame to your farts??
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                                                                                                            • PiffStenis
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                                                                                                                • Dead
                                                                                                                  They left the door open
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                  • 4755
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by LeRoy
                                                                                                                  Ever put a flame to your farts??
                                                                                                                  Just the other night, I was drunk and it was funny as fuck! My wife now believes I can shoot fire;)

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                                                                                                                    • SuckOnThis
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                      • 6844
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      No joke, I had a friend who had shared custody of his 10 year old kid and one time when the kid was staying at his house he farted on him. The kid told his mom and within a week he was served with an emergency restraining order and for the next 3 years he could only see his kid under supervised conditions.

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                                                                                                                        • _Richard_
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                                                                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                          • 30991
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                                                                                          No joke, I had a friend who had shared custody of his 10 year old kid and one time when the kid was staying at his house he farted on him. The kid told his mom and within a week he was served with an emergency restraining order and for the next 3 years he could only see his kid under supervised conditions.

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                                                                                                                            • thickcash_amo
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2009
                                                                                                                              • 3847
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              My dad used to fart on me, and I think its hilarious. My ex-husband didn't see the humor and told me girls shouldn't do that. what does he know??

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                                                                                                                                  • 28725
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Did you know you can catch your fart with your hand and throw it in somebodies face?
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                                                                                                                                    • Choker
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                                                                                                                                      • 9024
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                                                                      Your own kids is ok. Other peoples kids at the mall no... I've found
                                                                                                                                      Yeah, that might not go over so good. LOL. How many months did you serve for that adventure? lol
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                                                                                                                                        • Choker
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by PiffStenis
                                                                                                                                          http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
                                                                                                                                          Bookmarked. I don't what is more pathetic.

                                                                                                                                          1. Someone recorded and named all these different farts.

                                                                                                                                          or

                                                                                                                                          2. I clicked and listened to every single one of them.


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                                                                                                                                            • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 60840
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              as parent now, I honestly have NO urge to fart on my daughter, but she sure farts on me! LOL

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                                                                                                                                                • CurrentlySober
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                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 38940
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Choker
                                                                                                                                                  I see absolutely nothing sexual in farting. Is it even possible to get a erection from farting?
                                                                                                                                                  Only if I "Follow Through..."


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                                                                                                                                                    • ArsewithClass
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                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                      • 7957
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                                                      Only if I "Follow Through..."




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                                                                                                                                                        • rowan
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                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 17393
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by PiffStenis
                                                                                                                                                          http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
                                                                                                                                                          I'm going to load this for my 6 year old daughter... she's a little princess, except she loves farts!

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                                                                                                                                                              • 19010
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CyberHustler
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                                                                                                                                                                • u-Bob
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                                                                                                                                                                  • 33063
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  People actually fart on their kids? WTF?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • garce
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 7103
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      You Kids, or Your Kids? There's a differnce.

                                                                                                                                                                      Just sayin'

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Alice22
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                                                                                                                                                                          • 907
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Yak...

                                                                                                                                                                          I never did it, and hope my 2 daughters will not do it as well.
                                                                                                                                                                          But i must admit when i was around 10-16 yo i really loved the "fart" humor, i remember a movie "naughty professor", it was a lot of fart jocks there and i had a lot of fun watching this shit
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                                                                                                                                                                            • kane
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 20684
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              You do not truly love someone until you fart on them.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • VikingMan
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6858
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah we all fart and burp at our house. No way is the dog the only one who is allowed to get away with it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • bronco67
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 29032
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      It's not wrong to fart on your kids, but its probably wrong to make a thread about it on an adult internet message board.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • marlboroack
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
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                                                                                                                                                                                              this thread smell. Is this for real?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 43069
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't mind the farting, I just hope to hell that both of my girls are smart enough not to get knocked up at 16.

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