what do you expect from a trailer trash?


P.S.
she is making this shit up cause she's an attention whore. juggling 3 men my ass.

Still hanging onto that Palin belief that man is only 5 thousand years old I see. You believe in talking snakes too?

this is a bad thread

LOL - I just had it in my head that the Serpent said to Eve - Suck On This....

Then I saw your nic...

Spooky. :)

horrible.... chick humor = no humor.

:1orglaugh Top line of the thread!

Carolina was mainly set up by Dutch immigrants and in Dutch Carolina means "kiss me dog". In Holland sex with animals was forbidden but there was this sub-Catholic group that believes that sex with animals makes you immortal so they immigrated to the USA and built Carolina. Then after 60 years there was this group that preferred sex with dogs, they moved to the north and there was this group that preferred sex with horses, they moved to the south. So that's how North and South Carolina were formed.

Sorry to break it to ya, "hateman" lol, but vaginas really are something else.

One vagina can wield great power over many men. It's true. :1orglaugh

50 men to jugggle HAHA oh man

How interesting ... Was that on the History Channel?

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I live in Raleigh which doesn't count as being in NC... and I'm not from here originally so my parents didn't have any NC animal sex stories to pass on. Sorry.

LMFAO!


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if he ended the story by saying he wasn't getting sex from any of them the guys would call him gay..:thumbsup

Yep. And if she had said she's fucking all three of these men, she'd be a whore. :winkwink:

The truth is never fair though. lol

Thanks hun, I have had sex with one of them but he got cut off so don't know when he'll get any. I had sex with the Friday night guy about 20 years ago and just ran back into him a few weeks ago.


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:2 cents:

Isn't that funny how that works?

Ah the old guy friend thing is always fun.

I was out with girlfriends years ago, and we ran into this guy from high school that used to be chubby and unpopular. He had just gotten out of the military and was all buff and grown up. My girlfriend disappeared with him and by the end of the night, I found them on the hood of my car outside. He bought the drinks all night too. :1orglaugh

I had so much fun in my 20's in Hollywood. Unspeakable events. LOL

let me add, this guy... he ended up making out with the girl who was cheerleader captain when we were in high school...she wouldn't even look at him back then! so he scored too. :1orglaugh we were all so drunk hahaha

You got a fucking guillotine in there?

I have a blue friend for that or I would be called a slut/whore.


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What is dating?

sluts ...

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Good for you! ... :)

Sometimes just an emotional connection with him is sufficient ... :)

I just think that if you're not physically/sexually attracted to someone.. you're not really in a full 'relationship' with them - you're maybe close friends at most.. right? ...

Yep... :1orglaugh

I type "sluts" and one minute look who shows up.

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That's mean!


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onedree and I are old friends ... and her husband is going to kill me anyway :winkwink:

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I thought you were talking about me! LOL

I was in a relationship for 11 years and you are 100% right!

Have fun with your 3 beta males:thumbsup It is normal for women who are in their 30's and older to seek them out after giving it up to alpha males while they were younger. Any way I don't blame you for playing the field. If they are game why would you not?

I'm thinking of the invention of currency, idiot!


:-D

Record the action and post it, otherwise it didn't happen.

TurboAngel what did you do making this thread?? The male responses are crazy funny. Especially the edits. :1orglaugh

I want to believe that, yet most men cheat. So your theory goes out the window.

Hmmm, so basically a 4 way gangbang is going on and you just call them dates to make your pussy feel better.

I see.

I vote turboangel for slut of the year :)

No more Turbo Face??

Meal tickets. Do you beg outside tube stations on the other nights?