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Can anyone guess who this fat fuck is?

10-06-2011, 05:06 PM

Hint: He was 2 hours late taking the stage.

Axel this week in Rio. Link to concert video and article below ...

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/amp...up-his-volume/

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10-06-2011, 05:09 PM

ahhh what??
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10-06-2011, 05:16 PM

49 and looking every bit of it.

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10-06-2011, 05:27 PM

sounds bad as well
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10-06-2011, 05:30 PM

Just checking it is not me....

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10-06-2011, 05:34 PM

I can't even blame the drugs......but that fuck got more hot ass then ANYONE posting in this thread. Not the measurement of a man, but, damn that fat fuck hooked up!
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10-06-2011, 05:39 PM

I guess life has been good for him

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10-06-2011, 05:50 PM

it could be body double and he just took the day off to relax. I mean if it doesn't look like him and doesn't sound like him...
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10-06-2011, 05:52 PM

didn't know vince neil was singing for g and r now.
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10-06-2011, 05:52 PM

I saw him a few years ago in Oakland. Only concert I've ever been to where the main act didn't come on stage till 12 pm. Show was over past 2 am.

I think it's part of his act now to always be at least 2+ hours late. I could understand if he was relevant and popular today. But for an over the hill rocker to do it is just annoying.
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10-06-2011, 06:00 PM

he kind of looks like Paul Williams from Smokey and the Bandit.

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10-06-2011, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Dead

I can't even blame the drugs......but that fuck got more hot ass then ANYONE posting in this thread. Not the measurement of a man, but, damn that fat fuck hooked up!

Thanks for pointing that out. Brings up an interesting question: What IS the proper measurement of a man's life or value? Money? Lives touched? How much he got from others? how much he dominated others?

I know there's no right or wrong answers so I'm focused more on what the metric is.

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10-06-2011, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

Thanks for pointing that out. Brings up an interesting question: What IS the proper measurement of a man's life or value? Money? Lives touched? How much he got from others? how much he dominated others?

I know there's no right or wrong answers so I'm focused more on what the metric is.

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10-06-2011, 06:19 PM

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10-06-2011, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

Thanks for pointing that out. Brings up an interesting question: What IS the proper measurement of a man's life or value? Money? Lives touched? How much he got from others? how much he dominated others?

I know there's no right or wrong answers so I'm focused more on what the metric is.

look inwards for this answer. you really asking some jokers on a message board?
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10-06-2011, 07:01 PM

My favorite concert memory involves Axel pulling shit like that.
Years ago Guns n Roses did a concert in Denver with Metallica. Metallica had sold out Mile High two nights and nearly sold out a third on their previous tour. Maybe Axel didn't know Denver was a Metallica town, maybe he didn't care. When he started pulling his shit, acting like he was going to leave, most of us turned our backs on him displaying thousands of Metallica patches. "Metallica, Metallica" the chant began. Axel sheepishly began to sing.

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10-06-2011, 07:22 PM

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10-06-2011, 07:28 PM

I think that first pic is a bad angle. I watched the video, and while he is heavier than he was in the late 80's, early 90's (20+ years ago), he's still not fat, and isn't nearly as heavy as Vince Neil (though I did laugh at the comment above). Like others said, he's pushing 50, what do you expect?

Honestly, I think that fu manchu moustache is his biggest appearance related issue at moment.

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10-06-2011, 08:14 PM

I personally prefer the emaciated Rolling Stone look on old rockers.

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10-06-2011, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

I personally prefer the emaciated Rolling Stone look on old rockers.
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10-06-2011, 08:55 PM

axl defintely hit his peak about 20 years ago

thats the time I prefer to remember him and the boys from
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10-06-2011, 08:58 PM

I so thought this was going to be a thread about me.

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10-06-2011, 09:22 PM

I don't really get why so many people are calling him fat. I mean, the dude is definately chubby but when I think of a fat guy, the thought of a 300 + pound guy comes into my mind - and he doesn't look nearly that heavy. But more than anything, the singing wasn't nearly as good as it used to be. I kept waiting for this guy to make a big comeback (considering that he did so well in the late 1980's and early 1990s) - but I sure don't see that ever happening. I guess life has treated him very well though - and will probably continue to do so until his last breath.

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10-06-2011, 09:43 PM

his voice much more troubling than his weight
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10-06-2011, 09:53 PM

...sad for him, but still good voice

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10-06-2011, 10:16 PM

Thats ok I'm sure he will rebound in a few years. He sounds out of breathe on "Welcome to the Jungle" and lets face it - you have to be in really good shape to sing that song.

And to be fair, the sound mix on these videos is really bad. His voice is too "in front" / too loud, and is too dead (i.e., no effects, echo, corrections or blending). Whoever the engineer was who was in charge of recording really goofed.
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10-06-2011, 10:21 PM

Welcome to the buffet
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10-06-2011, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by porno jew

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Honey we know the names
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Whatever you may eat
If you got the money honey
We got your steak and peas

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10-06-2011, 11:07 PM

Looks like Little Enos to me.
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10-06-2011, 11:20 PM

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10-07-2011, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by Dead

The answer is simple, do you smile when you look into a mirror?

I see. So *I* am the sole metric of my happiness.

But aren't there many serial killers that are fully happy with themselves yet they kill and cause misery for others? I suppose the same applies for other people who engage in other socially destructive behaviors...

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10-07-2011, 01:33 AM

There goes my hero...

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10-07-2011, 01:34 AM

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10-07-2011, 02:05 AM

I was gonna say Ron Jeremy

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10-07-2011, 03:14 AM

He could buy and sell everyone posting in this thread on a bad day ....
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10-07-2011, 03:23 AM

Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam

He could buy and sell everyone posting in this thread on a bad day ....

And ......... What? What does money have to do with anything.

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10-07-2011, 03:25 AM

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He could buy and sell everyone posting in this thread on a bad day ....

Yea, but he would still be Axl Rose and a dick head.
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10-07-2011, 03:41 AM

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Welcome to the buffet
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Honey we know the names
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If you got the money honey
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Looks like Little Enos to me.

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10-07-2011, 03:44 AM

Looks like he quit drugs, and layed in fully to the booze. And probably pills. Pills and booze make you all fat and gross like that. Sweating like a pig and all.

The guy USED to be shirt off, tight little pants wiggling all over the stage. As a female, if I went to see him and got THAT, I'd chargeback.
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10-07-2011, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Hint: He was 2 hours late taking the stage.

Axel this week in Rio. Link to concert video and article below ...

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Axl Rose ... One of the best rock and roll front men that ever lived ...

Besides :

Robert Plant ( The best as far as I am concerned )
Mick Jagger
Freddie Mercury
Steven Tyler
David Lee Roth
Trent Reznor ( of nine inch nails )
Ozzy Osbourne
Thom Yorke ( of Raidohead )
Bono

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10-07-2011, 04:22 AM

Originally posted by DWB

Looks like Little Enos to me.

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10-07-2011, 04:23 AM

Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam

He could buy and sell everyone posting in this thread on a bad day ....

so could rosie odonnell, does that make her talented or someone we can't make fun of?

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10-07-2011, 04:25 AM

slim or fat , drugs or clean - doesn't matter for me.
this guy knows how to rock&roll - music but the life too
Guess no1 here has a clue how fucking hard ride he goes all his life.

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10-07-2011, 04:25 AM

I saw Guns & Roses during the Use Your Illusion days. They played Arrowhead Stadium in KC with Body Count and Metallica. Body Count and Metallica kicked ass. Guns was just terrible. We left half way through their show. Axl was skinny then and still sucked shit.

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10-07-2011, 04:28 AM

Originally posted by onedree

Axl Rose ... One of the best rock and roll front men that ever lived ...

Besides :

Robert Plant ( The best as far as I am concerned )
Mick Jagger
Freddie Mercury
Steven Tyler
David Lee Roth
Trent Reznor ( of nine inch nails )
Ozzy Osbourne
Thom Yorke ( of Raidohead )
Bono

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10-07-2011, 04:33 AM

Originally posted by DWB

Looks like Little Enos to me.

I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.

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10-07-2011, 04:38 AM

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Didn't you get outed last week?

I love that you just carry on posting Marion!

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10-07-2011, 04:42 AM

Oh, fuck ... Now, I caught the meaning of that topic 'What do you Eat?' http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1040566

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10-07-2011, 04:59 AM

Here's a review of the Rio show:

A Tuneless Axl Rose is Slammed by Critics
October 06, 2011 06:55 AM EDT

Fans were willing to forgive a fat Axl Rose when he appeared two hours late for Guns N' Roses recent Rio gig, but the ginger fruitcake rewarded their patience with a half-baked performance.

Critics and fans alike have turned on the red-headed renegade after he casually and systematically murdered his legendary band's back catalogue in an appalling display of absolute mediocrity

Backed by his usual ban of personality free half-wits, the flame haired Axl put all of his considerable weight into pulling off the sort of sub-standard show that his old nemesis Bret Michaels would have been proud of.

In fact, the former lead singer from the rocking '80s band, Poison, who don't need "nothing but a good time", is probably in his oils and pleasuring himself silly with the nearest guitar after numerous reports have appeared in the press slamming Axl Rose's poor performance, and revealing in great detail the poor ginger rock god's struggle with obesity.

It's been reported that at Brazil's Rock in Rio festival, Axl Rose and his band of merry meat heads failed to arrive on stage until 2:45am local time - two hours later than billed.

Pictured is Axl before the pie addiction got out of hand.

Axl Rose would have been forgiven his punctuality problems by the sweating and hungry hordes if the vocal vocalist had delivered the goods, but like one of those tone-deaf retards who America believes has got talent, Axl went on to casually murder his fondly regarded back catalogue in the systematic and methodical manner of a born psychopath.

When the all singing and all dancing tub of lard took to the rain-soaked stage he snarled, "Good evening, good morning. Please bear with us and give us a little second here to figure out what to do about not falling on our asses.

"I'm gonna try to focus on singing rather than running around like an idiot. I'm better at being an idiot. We want everybody to be careful."

It's a shame Axl Rose could not have been just as careful about looking after his voice over the years. As he metaphorically fell on his ass again and again and again, critics slammed the great ginger hope of our times for "screaming like an old lady", and "venting like a strangled cat."

The fat has been was clearly out of breath between songs and many a fan shed a tear at the ravages old father time had visibly inflicted upon both Axl's voice and appearance.

Welcome to the jungle, Axl. Do you know where you are?

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