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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30136

    #1

    king of infomercials found dead in jail cell

    Donald Lapre , the tiny ads guy
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • leg4
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    • May 2003
    • 4429

    #2
    Rip d.l.
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    • Voodoo
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      • Sep 2002
      • 10600

      #3
      2 questions...
      1. In jail for what?
      2. Source?

      "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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      • twistyneck
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2002
        • 4660

        #4
        Originally posted by Voodoo
        2 questions...
        1. In jail for what?
        2. Source?
        Do you live in a cave?

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        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30136

          #5
          His site is still up

          Http://donlapre.com

          Story: http://msnbc.MSN.com/Id/44763429/ns/business-us_business/


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          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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          • directfiesta
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 30136

            #6
            Originally posted by Voodoo
            2 questions...
            1. In jail for what?
            2. Source?
            This is not a Steve Lightspeed thread ... lol
            I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

            But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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            • DBS.US
              Geo Cities
              • Aug 2003
              • 11843

              #7
              Originally posted by directfiesta
              This is not a Steve Lightspeed thread ... lol
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              • 96ukssob
                So Fucking Banananananas
                • Mar 2003
                • 12991

                #8
                (CBS/KPHO/AP) PHOENIX - Phoenix-based TV pitchman Donald Lapre, who was charged with running a nationwide scheme to sell essentially worthless Internet-based businesses, was found dead in his jail cell Sunday morning, according to authorities.
                http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...17-504083.html

                Damn, guess scamming all those people finally caught up to his conscience
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                • brassmonkey
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                  • Sep 2005
                  • 77397

                  #9
                  i almost bought that shit lol.
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                  • Just Alex
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                    • Aug 2007
                    • 6060

                    #10
                    Karma is a bitch.

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                    • epitome
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                      • Jun 2009
                      • 12156

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bossku69

                      Damn, guess scamming all those people finally caught up to his conscience
                      I'm going to wager it's because he's a pussy and feared decades in jail. He could give two shits about the people he ripped off ... people with a conscience don't scam in the first place ... also good to remember when dealing in the adult industry.

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                      • L-Pink
                        working on my tan
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 39151

                        #12
                        Now that's justice.

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                        • $5 submissions
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                          • Nov 2003
                          • 32195

                          #13
                          Interestingly enough, in some forums I check out, the AM version of this guy are considered HEROES only until they go to jail. Then they are vilified and mocked and people rally around the next wunderkind.

                          Morality is quite a rubbery concept ... to some.

                          Play fair, play safe, and live long, brethren.

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                          • blackmonsters
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 20979

                            #14
                            How can you tell if a guy in a commercial is lying?

                            His mouth is moving.

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                            • wallofiron
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 47

                              #15
                              "On June 27, 2011, Lapre was arrested at a Lifetime Fitness location in Tempe, Arizona, with serious self-inflicted knife wounds to his groin, and had reportedly lived in the Lifetime Fitness location for 2 days.[15]"

                              damn... thats gotta hurt

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                              • marlboroack
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 9327

                                #16
                                This the " Prices so low, if your not happy I'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten" guy? I think it is.. And that's why he woke up dead.. If it's not.. RIP stranger
                                Last edited by marlboroack; 10-03-2011, 08:20 PM.

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                                • sweetcuties
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 5859

                                  #17
                                  Very sad, I looked up to him in the 90s

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                                  • Zzap
                                    Registered User
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 15

                                    #18
                                    Being in the porn biz as long as I have, I was often up at 4AM to watch these crapy infomercials. This tinny ad guy always made me laugh with his “It’s so easy!!!!” line. He would say it over and over again… looking into the camera… “what are you waiting for?" “It’s so easy!!!!”

                                    Then there was the 2 midgets in white suits that were selling real-estate together, as a tag team, anyone remember those 2 guys? Are they also in jail, together in black and white suits now no doubt.

                                    Then there was the Chinese dude with the boat that claimed to have mad millions with his ‘special system’ , he would tell you this all while cursing around on a boat with 7 hot bikini clad babes rolling over the boats bow wow. I sure hope this guys been deported back to Cambodia where he belonged.

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                                    • the Shemp
                                      congrats to the winners
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 10891

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Zzap
                                      Then there was the 2 midgets in white suits that were selling real-estate together, as a tag team, anyone remember those 2 guys? Are they also in jail, together in black and white suits now no doubt.

                                      Then there was the Chinese dude with the boat that claimed to have mad millions with his ‘special system’ , he would tell you this all while cursing around on a boat with 7 hot bikini clad babes rolling over the boats bow wow. I sure hope this guys been deported back to Cambodia where he belonged.
                                      the midgets were the Rice brothers...John died and Greg is still in marketing..

                                      the other legendary guy is Tom Vu, who nows plays in pro poker tournaments..

                                      rip don lapre ...
                                      Last edited by the Shemp; 10-03-2011, 11:12 PM.
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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 38952

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by the Shemp
                                        the midgets were the Rice brothers...John died and Greg is still in marketing..
                                        They used to give me nightmares...


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                                        • the Shemp
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                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 10891

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                          They used to give me nightmares...
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                                          • seeandsee
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                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 50945

                                            #22
                                            who know why he did it
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                                            • _Richard_
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                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 30991

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                                              Shame for his kids that he killed himself. From what I read, it looked like he could have got off with as little as 5 years in prison, probably less for good behaviour, then pay a whole bunch of fines. From the looks of his properties I'm sure he could have handled the fines.

                                              He could have at least tried to defend himself, and if he got the max sentence of 25 years then maybe hanging yourself would be the correct choice. But obviously he had some other mental issues to do what he did.
                                              riiight riight mr. bottom tooth

                                              quick look shows the dude wasn't arrested at the health fitness, he was arrested 'in the area' while 'trying to get away' with family in a car

                                              odd they'd call that a suicide

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                                              • lazycash
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                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 15214

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                riiight riight mr. bottom tooth

                                                quick look shows the dude wasn't arrested at the health fitness, he was arrested 'in the area' while 'trying to get away' with family in a car

                                                odd they'd call that a suicide
                                                When they arrested him in June he was hiding out in the locker room area of the gym and had a gash near his groin area, it was suspected at that time he was trying to slice his femoral artery. When they found him dead early Sunday morning in jail there was a large pool of blood, it appears he was able to obtain something sharp that he used to cut himself and bleed to death. I haven't read anything that would suggest it wasn't suicide. Sounds like he routinely took anti depressants which got taken away from him once he was incarcerated.
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                                                • V_RocKs
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                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 32449

                                                  #25
                                                  What a shit tard.... Is it really that hard to scam people and then leave the country with all of your money? He could have invested a large chunk of it and lived off of it in a 3rd world country...

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                                                  • wehateporn
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                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                    • 27176

                                                    #26
                                                    It's dangerous to get in the way of Big Pharma and their plan to ban Vitamins. Big Pharma want Vitamins banned so as more of us get sick and then their profits go up. Donald needed to be taken care of.

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                                                    • Zzap
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 15

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                      What a shit tard.... Is it really that hard to scam people and then leave the country with all of your money? He could have invested a large chunk of it and lived off of it in a 3rd world country...
                                                      Like all the criminals that fled to Pattaya, Thailand

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                                                      • SuckOnThis
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 6844

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by wehateporn
                                                        It's dangerous to get in the way of Big Pharma and their plan to ban Vitamins. Big Pharma want Vitamins banned so as more of us get sick and then their profits go up. Donald needed to be taken care of.

                                                        Yea right. The guy was looking at serious time and was financially indigent due to govt forfeiture and only then does big pharma decide to send a hit squad after him....in jail nonetheless.

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                                                        • wehateporn
                                                          Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                          • 27176

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                          Yea right. The guy was looking at serious time and was financially indigent due to govt forfeiture and only then does big pharma decide to send a hit squad after him....in jail nonetheless.
                                                          The FDA/Big Pharma have been unofficially after him for a long time, in 2005 it became official. If you study similar cases you'll see they try to find an excuse to send the target to jail. To kill them you pretend it's suicide as then there's no further investigation.

                                                          ------------------- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Lapre
                                                          In 2005, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) warned Lapre about claims his vitamins were intended as a drug for diseases such as diabetes, stroke, heart disease, insomnia, cancer, and arthritis. The FDA stated "Your products are not generally recognized as safe and effective for the above referenced conditions." In 2006 the FDA again warned Lapre about untruthful claims.[6] By January 2008, Lapre's The Greatest Vitamin in the World websites were no longer functioning.[7]
                                                          ---------------------

                                                          If he had been marketing Viagra or Propecia he'd still be alive today; and more wealthy than ever
                                                          Last edited by wehateporn; 10-05-2011, 12:55 AM.

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                                                          • lazycash
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                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 15214

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                            What a shit tard.... Is it really that hard to scam people and then leave the country with all of your money? He could have invested a large chunk of it and lived off of it in a 3rd world country...
                                                            I think if you read what he says here, www.donlapre.com it appears he genuinely thought there was nothing wrong with what he was doing.
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                                                            • lazycash
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 15214

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by wehateporn
                                                              The FDA/Big Pharma have been unofficially after him for a long time, in 2005 it became official. If you study similar cases you'll see they try to find an excuse to send the target to jail. To kill them you pretend it's suicide as then there's no further investigation.

                                                              ------------------- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Lapre
                                                              In 2005, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) warned Lapre about claims his vitamins were intended as a drug for diseases such as diabetes, stroke, heart disease, insomnia, cancer, and arthritis. The FDA stated "Your products are not generally recognized as safe and effective for the above referenced conditions." In 2006 the FDA again warned Lapre about untruthful claims.[6] By January 2008, Lapre's The Greatest Vitamin in the World websites were no longer functioning.[7]
                                                              ---------------------

                                                              If he had been marketing Viagra or Propecia he'd still be alive today; and more wealthy than ever
                                                              Setting aside Don's exaggerated claims of his vitamins, what really got him in hot water was auto billing customers even after they had cancelled. I figured you'd be the one to put the gov conspiracy spin on his incarceration and death. Long before his arrest he had been on anti depressants and had previous suicide attempts.
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