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  • B.Barnato
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2010
    • 3618
    #1

    So I knocked over my alarm clock that I

    had set for 11 am in my sleep. Luckily I had also set my cell phone alarm to go off at 11.10 am so my day was only delayed by 10 minutes.
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    • Dubya
      So Fucking Banned
      • Feb 2008
      • 1152
      #2
      great thread

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        • Scott McD
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          • Nov 2002
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          #3


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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089
              #4
              That's pretty bad that you can't be up by 11 on your own.

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                • lazycash
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                  • Aug 2002
                  • 15214
                  #5
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                    • Spunky
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                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133986
                      #6
                      Cool story bro

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                        • HardlinkSells
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                          • Nov 2010
                          • 991
                          #7
                          Did you miss breakfast?

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                            • BIGTYMER
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                              • Nov 2004
                              • 17066
                              #8
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              That's pretty bad that you can't be up by 11 on your own.
                              Not really. Maybe he went to bed at 6 am.

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                                • Emil
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                                  • Feb 2007
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                                    • Chosen
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                                      • Aug 2001
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                                      #10

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                                        • Mutt
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                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 34431
                                          #11
                                          he's mocking theking - he's been doing it for a few days now.
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                                            • PornStarToys
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                                              • Jul 2011
                                              • 581
                                              #12
                                              I know this isn't a serious thread, but I thought I'd share my own experiences anyway.

                                              Typically I only set my phone alarm. When it goes off, I turn it off and fall back asleep again. When I wake up hours later, I don't remember any of that.
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                                                • John-ACWM
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                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                  • 20060
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Chosen

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                                                    • ottopottomouse
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                                                      • Jan 2010
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                                                      #14
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                                                        • shermo
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                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 38957
                                                              #16
                                                              i cant afford an alarm clock...


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                                                                • bronco67
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                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 29032
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by B.Barnato
                                                                  had set for 11 am in my sleep. Luckily I had also set my cell phone alarm to go off at 11.10 am so my day was only delayed by 10 minutes.
                                                                  Sometimes I just get my mom to wake me up but she tell me not to do that what I said the other thing and 10 am is not good for the what the tell mom I said what was not do that.

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                                                                    • lazycash
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                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 15214
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                      he's mocking theking - he's been doing it for a few days now.
                                                                      Yeah I know, pretty funny, too bad theking would never get it.
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                                                                      Its crazy..."

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                                                                        • Babaganoosh
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                                                                          • Nov 2001
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                                                                            • grumpy
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                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 9870
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • seeandsee
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