I just went down to the store a few minutes ago

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  • charlie g
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 2759
    #1

    I just went down to the store a few minutes ago

    I bought a half gallon of milk... 2%. My wife used to like skim but I hated that watery shit. I also bought some seedless grapes and 2 apples.

    While I was in the checkout stand I was browsing through the gossip mags they have near the register. I am actually shy to let people see me reading that trash, but this one had a photo of an alien baby. So I had to take a closer look you know.

    On the way to my car I thought I had lost my car keys. I shuffled my hand around in my pocket and I did find them the second look. A lady pulled her child away as they walked past and I wondered if she thought I was playing with my balls.

    I guess it was a pretty eventful day for me
    Last edited by charlie g; 09-23-2011, 12:41 AM.
    AlanAgus1 at gmail dot com
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    • harvey
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 9266
      #2
      This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

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        • BIGTYMER
          Junior Achiever
          • Nov 2004
          • 17066
          #3
          Cool story bro.

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            • lazycash
              Troll Patrol
              • Aug 2002
              • 15214
              #4
              You and theking should start a daily blog together, real exciting stuff.
              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

              Its crazy..."

              VenusBlogger

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                • charlie g
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 2759
                  #5
                  theking is a wildman. fishing is a very dangerous sport.
                  AlanAgus1 at gmail dot com
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                    • papill0n
                      Unregistered Abuser
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 15547
                      #6
                      while I was reading this post I changed the channel on the tv

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                        • mavruda
                          porn cartoonist
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 2597
                          #7
                          Originally posted by harvey
                          Hahahaha....

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