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Old 09-13-2011, 11:17 AM   #1
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Does Anyone Know How You Find The Cock On A Turtle?

i can't find anything on the internet about it and i just caught a pretty nice sized turtle...






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Old 09-13-2011, 11:19 AM   #2
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:32 AM   #3
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:34 AM   #4
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:38 AM   #5
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What if it has the gay?
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That's a turtle on a cock can't you read?

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MarketSmart, or the turtle?
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Old 09-13-2011, 12:45 PM   #15
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Not sure about finding a cock on a turtle, but I do know what a female turtle looks like...

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He likes it slow ...
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i wanted to see who had the bigger cock...

i won..

the only animal yet to beat me was a blue whale...





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Show it your shoe .....

(at 30 seconds you can see his cock ... )

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Carapace [shell] concave on bottom = male, flat = female. Cock is in cloacal vent [ass slit]. Best of luck.
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