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TeenCat · 09-12-2011, 02:52 PM

please gfy, is possible to be black and jew at one time? i want to be a jew, but i am black and now i think i have a problem as i never seen a black jew ... please anyone have any links about informations how to be a jew or black?

bushwacker · 09-12-2011, 02:53 PM

Sammy Davis Jr. Mr. Bojangles.

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EddyTheDog · 09-12-2011, 03:04 PM

Jewish IS the new black....

brassmonkey · 09-12-2011, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

please gfy, is possible to be black and jew at one time? i want to be a jew, but i am black and now i think i have a problem as i never seen a black jew ... please anyone have any links about informations how to be a jew or black?

is it possible you thinking about joining up? kosher meals

PastorSinAlot · 09-12-2011, 03:11 PM

teencat for sure you are a punk bitch

blackmonsters · 09-12-2011, 03:14 PM

Just be a pile of shit like your are, why try to expand in this economy?

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EddyTheDog · 09-12-2011, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Jewish IS the new black....

Its moved on - Gays are the new Jews.....

wehateporn · 09-12-2011, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

please gfy, is possible to be black and jew at one time? i want to be a jew, but i am black and now i think i have a problem as i never seen a black jew ... please anyone have any links about informations how to be a jew or black?

There are many answers to this question, there are many interpretations too

Do you mean religiously Jewish or Ethnically Jewish?

Obama is part black and part ethnic Jew

This man is also the same mix

When it comes to black religious Jews, there is the Beta Israel from Ethiopia.

Being Ethnically Jewish is complicated too, but Ashkenazis and Serphardics are the main two races.

brassmonkey · 09-12-2011, 03:26 PM

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When it comes to black religious Jews, there is the Beta Israel from Ethiopia.

Being Ethnically Jewish is complicated too, but Ashkenazis and Serphardics are the main two races.

the little hat cracks me up

blackmonsters · 09-12-2011, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Being Ethnically Jewish is complicated too, but Ashkenazis and Serphardics are the main two races.

They sure spend a lot of time figuring out who's the right race.

Do they have any time left in the day to pray to their invisible gods and shit?

thickcash_amo · 09-12-2011, 03:48 PM

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the little hat cracks me up

Man I miss that show!

shade001 · 09-12-2011, 05:38 PM

black or jew?

Either one if we are talking naked woman in my bed. Other than that who cares.

SallyRand · 09-12-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

please gfy, is possible to be black and jew at one time? i want to be a jew, but i am black and now i think i have a problem as i never seen a black jew ... please anyone have any links about informations how to be a jew or black?

Yaphet Kotto.

Never seen a black Jew?

You need to get out more!

helterskelter808 · 09-12-2011, 05:58 PM

Whoopi Goldberg? Lenny Kravitz I believe also.

Stormfront is probably your best source of information on this subject.

There's racism and discrimination in Israel against black (Ethiopian) Jews, whereas they're very eager to allow lots of blue-eyed blond Russian non-Jews into the country, to keep it white and Aryan. With the end result being things like this:

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Israeli police have broken up a neo-Nazi cell that had been carrying out attacks on religious Jews, homosexuals, drug addicts and workers, in a case that has shocked the Jewish state.

The youths, who had Nazi tattoos and allegedly celebrated Adolf Hitler?s birthday, belonged to Soviet Jewish families who had migrated to Israel under its law of return, which allows people with at least one Jewish grandparent to become Israeli citizens.

Under strict religious rules, however, many of the former Soviet immigrants are not considered to be Jewish.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle2418221.ece

SallyRand · 09-12-2011, 06:06 PM

Seems like you express enough guilt to be Jewish, so go for it!

WarChild · 09-12-2011, 06:21 PM

You're already an idiot, just be satisfied with that.

Brent 3dSexCash · 09-12-2011, 06:54 PM

I've actually been to the funeral of a black jewish person. Was interesting.

The Porn Nerd · 09-12-2011, 06:58 PM

I take it all back.
Ban Teencat.

brassmonkey · 09-12-2011, 07:15 PM

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Man I miss that show!

i miss those divas

antwaun merry weather what was the other. oh lord that was good stuff

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ilnjscb · 09-12-2011, 08:06 PM

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I think these young people have expressed the truth well.

d-null · 09-12-2011, 08:44 PM

TeenCat · 09-12-2011, 11:07 PM

thank you all for nice inspirational replies!

BIGTYMER · 09-13-2011, 12:24 AM

Just convert. It's easy.

mavruda · 09-13-2011, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

please gfy, is possible to be black and jew at one time? i want to be a jew, but i am black and now i think i have a problem as i never seen a black jew ... please anyone have any links about informations how to be a jew or black?

PornStarToys · 09-13-2011, 01:46 AM

I think it's possible

calvinawe · 09-13-2011, 02:18 AM

Whoopi Goldberg

bluevision · 09-13-2011, 02:31 AM

Jews are not a race and not an ethnicity only a religion. There are Jews from all over the world with different ethnicities and cultural backgrounds, Jews from Europe and Jews from Africa and Asia for example, and what binds them all together is that they all belive in the same religion, celebrate the same holidays, and have the same cultural heritage stories.

seeandsee · 09-13-2011, 02:41 AM

Chosen · 09-13-2011, 03:58 AM

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Kenny B! · 09-13-2011, 07:25 AM

There are a lot of black jews, the issue you will have is when you are a store and want something you won't know if you should bargain or just steal it!

ilnjscb · 09-13-2011, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by bluevision

Jews are not a race and not an ethnicity only a religion. There are Jews from all over the world with different ethnicities and cultural backgrounds, Jews from Europe and Jews from Africa and Asia for example, and what binds them all together is that they all belive in the same religion, celebrate the same holidays, and have the same cultural heritage stories.

This seems to be a topic of debate even among Jewish scholars

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/ar...a-jewish-race/

blackmonsters · 09-13-2011, 08:00 AM

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This seems to be a topic of debate even among Jewish scholars

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/ar...a-jewish-race/

When I read that article I see nothing more than a gateway to never ending
conflict over who is who.

And "why give a shit" is the only question I can think of about it.

I mean, if someone has "Jewish DNA" do they win a prize or something?

And did they get a DNA sample from the original Jew so they would be assured of
the correct DNA, or did they take DNA from some specific Jews that "looked
right" and use that?

What's going to happen is that those who don't have J-DNA are going to be
looked down on by those who do. They will make their DNA a symbol of
pride and purity and thus rank people in society based on that.

Isn't that the kind of society that Hitler wanted to create when he proposed
the "master race"?

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O MARINA · 09-13-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by calvinawe

Whoopi Goldberg

She adopted the traditionally German/Jewish surname Goldberg as a stage name because her mother felt the original surname of Johnson was not "Jewish enough" to make her a star.

O MARINA · 09-13-2011, 09:02 AM

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Young black Jewish money

ruff · 09-13-2011, 09:06 AM

What is wrong with old, white and Methodists?

CaptainHowdy · 09-13-2011, 09:26 AM

Jewish is the new black, haven't you heard??

mineistaken · 09-13-2011, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

please gfy, is possible to be black and jew at one time? i want to be a jew, but i am black and now i think i have a problem as i never seen a black jew ...

No. But if you were white and wanted to be a jew you could not as well.

helterskelter808 · 09-13-2011, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

And "why give a shit" is the only question I can think of about it.

I mean, if someone has "Jewish DNA" do they win a prize or something?

What's going to happen is that those who don't have J-DNA are going to be
looked down on by those who do. They will make their DNA a symbol of
pride and purity and thus rank people in society based on that.

Isn't that the kind of society that Hitler wanted to create when he proposed
the "master race"?

Historically, two main groups who believed Jews are a distinctive 'race', for their own political reasons, were the Zionists and the Nazis. The Zionists believing in Jewish supremacy, and Nazis believing in Jewish inferiority.

This is why Zionists and Nazis worked together and had close ties, even while Jews were being persecuted and killed.

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Between 9 September and 9 October 1934 the Nazi Party Berlin newspaper Der Angriff, founded and controlled by Joseph Goebbels, published a series of twelve pro-Zionist articles by Mildenstein under the title A National Socialist Goes to Palestine. In honour of his visit, the newspaper issued a commemorative medal, with the swastika on one side and the Star of David on the other.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_von_Mildenstein

This is the medal:

Yitzhak Shamir, twice PM of Israel in the 80s and early 90s, was a member of the 'Stern Gang', which in 1941 wanted to fight on the side of Adolf Hitler.

This kind of collaboration is just one reason why non-Zionist Jews despise Zionists, for putting the dream of a Zionist state above saving Jewish lives. David Ben Gurion, the first PM of Israel, made it quite clear which came first, when he said:

"If I knew that it would be possible to save all the [Jewish] children in Germany by bringing them over to England and only half of them by transporting them to Eretz Israel [sic], then I opt for the second alternative."

Zionism In The Age Of Dictators, a book written in 1983 by Jewish author Lenni Brenner, is available online free here and, if you haven't read it before and are interested in a very well suppressed aspect of that period of history, will surprise you.

CaptainHowdy · 09-13-2011, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

No. But if you were white and wanted to be a jew you could not as well.

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babymaker · 09-13-2011, 10:35 AM

There are lots of black jews

Sammi whoopie and plenty non famous, and a whole new thing up the ave from me they are some new militant black jews like the fake prison muslims, only they decided to pretend to be jewish, they hate all non blacks tho so unless you are really black they wont take you :D Plus unless your mom was jewish and you were born jewish you really would be jewish in name only and it wont count

Shotsie · 09-13-2011, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by babymaker

There are lots of black jews

Sammi whoopie and plenty non famous, and a whole new thing up the ave from me they are some new militant black jews like the fake prison muslims, only they decided to pretend to be jewish, they hate all non blacks tho so unless you are really black they wont take you :D Plus unless your mom was jewish and you were born jewish you really would be jewish in name only and it wont count

They're black Israelites, they're always out on Market street handing out racist pamphlets and whatnot. They believe they're descended from the ancient tribes of Israel, but they're not recognized by the Jewish synagogues or whatever. They're more like a cult.

brassmonkey · 09-13-2011, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie

They're black Israelites, they're always out on Market street handing out racist pamphlets and whatnot. They believe they're descended from the ancient tribes of Israel, but they're not recognized by the Jewish synagogues or whatever. They're more like a cult.

both sides are racist then

why not just Israelites?

Shotsie · 09-13-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

both sides are racist then

why not just Israelites?

They call themselves that, I didn't make it up. They call themselves Black Hebrew Israelites, google em'.

Gabriel · 09-13-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!

There are a lot of black jews, the issue you will have is when you are a store and want something you won't know if you should bargain or just steal it!

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I LOL'd

Matyko · 09-13-2011, 11:49 AM

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Just be a pile of shit like your are, why try to expand in this economy?

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