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  • blackmonsters
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    • Nov 2002
    • 20970
    #1

    I met a guy who did surveillance for the government.

    He did it for years and finally quit.

    He said it made him depressed as hell because 99.999% of all his time was spent
    watching video of lonely guys doing absolutely nothing in their homes.
    Masturbation was the only thing he could have ever "charged" anyone with.

    He felt like the only reason most guys were put under surveillance was because
    they arose suspicion of other people simply because they were lonely and had no
    friends.

    Catch-22 : How do they make friends when everyone is suspicious of them for not
    having any friends?


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    • CaptainHowdy
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      • Dec 2004
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      #2
      I always knew that having lots of friends is some kind of a smokescreen.

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          #3


          Just messing with ya, bm

          Talking about government stuff, a fraternity brother of mine back in college claimed he was related to a CIA operative. Ducktales?

          The bottomline is government moles/agents are people too. They have friends and families and when they get drunk or drop their guard, some funky truths come out...

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            • blackmonsters
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              • Nov 2002
              • 20970
              #4
              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
              I always knew that having lots of friends is some kind of a smokescreen.
              Yeah, if you have a lot of friends then how can you possibly be a bad person
              when so many people like you.



              I'm thinking of this guy :



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                • BIGTYMER
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                  • Nov 2004
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                  #5
                  Cool story bro.

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                    • blackmonsters
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 20970
                      #6
                      Originally posted by $5 submissions
                      The bottomline is government moles/agents are people too. They have friends and families and when they get drunk or drop their guard, some funky truths come out...
                      I met this guy in a bar so there you go.

                      He's legit.
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                        • blackmonsters
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                          • Nov 2002
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                          Cool story bro.
                          You should tell that to the guy and not me asshat.

                          It's his story and I believe it because you don't do shit else at home except
                          jack off. So where's the lie?


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                            • ~Ray
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                              #8
                              sounds fabricated bro
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                                • blackmonsters
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                                  • Nov 2002
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by ~Ray
                                  sounds fabricated bro
                                  Suit yourself.

                                  I met him and he was sincere.

                                  I believe every word he said because basically all he said was that guys are lonely
                                  and jacked off.

                                  I guess the "government surveillance" part is blowing you away as you fantasize about
                                  some kind of James Bond scenario.

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                                    • drmadcat
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                                      #10
                                      i wonder how many people are been watched right know
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                                        • blackmonsters
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by drmadcat
                                          i wonder how many people are been watched right know
                                          Ask a Muslim, they might know.

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                                            • u-Bob
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                                              • Jul 2005
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by $5 submissions

                                              The bottomline is government moles/agents are people too. They have friends and families and when they get drunk or drop their guard, some funky truths come out...
                                              I used to play a lot of paintball. Well, at least 4 times a year. We used to play with more or less the same group of people and got to know the marshals pretty well. About 2 years ago, one of the marshals suggested we'd give airsoft a try and invited me and 3 friends to an open airsoft event.

                                              Unlike paintball where most of the time there's a good indication that someone has been hit, airsoft purely relies on the honor system. Everyone is responsible for announcing that he's been hit. To my surprise this worked remarkably well (I was used to playing paintball where some people tend to just carry on if they don't see any paint when they get hit). There was however 1 small group of 5 people who were constantly causing trouble. They were caught cheating several times and always denied things... even when it was caught on video.

                                              When one of my friends complained to one of the marshals we knew we, were told that those guys got some extra 'leeway' because they were cops. Later that day, when we were all eating our barbecue and most people had already had some beers, we overheard those 5 assholes bragging about things they had done recently. About how a couple of crates of champagne that had been stolen and they recovered never made it back to their rightful owner but ended up in their own trunk. About how one of them confiscated a ball from kids playing in the park "because the kids were too loud" and how his own kids now have " a new ball". And all 5 of them seemed to think that was all really funny.

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                                                • blackmonsters
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                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                  I used to play a lot of paintball. Well, at least 4 times a year. We used to play with more or less the same group of people and got to know the marshals pretty well. About 2 years ago, one of the marshals suggested we'd give airsoft a try and invited me and 3 friends to an open airsoft event.

                                                  Unlike paintball where most of the time there's a good indication that someone has been hit, airsoft purely relies on the honor system. Everyone is responsible for announcing that he's been hit. To my surprise this worked remarkably well (I was used to playing paintball where some people tend to just carry on if they don't see any paint when they get hit). There was however 1 small group of 5 people who were constantly causing trouble. They were caught cheating several times and always denied things... even when it was caught on video.

                                                  When one of my friends complained to one of the marshals we knew we, were told that those guys got some extra 'leeway' because they were cops. Later that day, when we were all eating our barbecue and most people had already had some beers, we overheard those 5 assholes bragging about things they had done recently. About how a couple of crates of champagne that had been stolen and they recovered never made it back to their rightful owner but ended up in their own trunk. About how one of them confiscated a ball from kids playing in the park "because the kids were too loud" and how his own kids now have " a new ball". And all 5 of them seemed to think that was all really funny.
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                                                    • ilnjscb
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                                                      #14
                                                      There are good people and bad people, but I've definitely heard stories like that. They seem to see it as, if you have no power, you have no rights. People like that always get it from above.

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                                                        • ottopottomouse
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                          He did it for years and finally quit.

                                                          He said it made him depressed as hell because 99.999% of all his time was spent
                                                          watching video of lonely guys doing absolutely nothing in their homes.
                                                          Masturbation was the only thing he could have ever "charged" anyone with.

                                                          He felt like the only reason most guys were put under surveillance was because
                                                          they arose suspicion of other people simply because they were lonely and had no
                                                          friends.

                                                          Catch-22 : How do they make friends when everyone is suspicious of them for not
                                                          having any friends?


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                                                            • porno jew
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                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                              • 10166
                                                              #16
                                                              hmm how they get the cameras into people's homes?

                                                              thanks for another fantastical story. very funny. ha ha.

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                                                                • JamesGw
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                                  I used to play a lot of paintball. Well, at least 4 times a year. We used to play with more or less the same group of people and got to know the marshals pretty well. About 2 years ago, one of the marshals suggested we'd give airsoft a try and invited me and 3 friends to an open airsoft event.

                                                                  Unlike paintball where most of the time there's a good indication that someone has been hit, airsoft purely relies on the honor system. Everyone is responsible for announcing that he's been hit. To my surprise this worked remarkably well (I was used to playing paintball where some people tend to just carry on if they don't see any paint when they get hit). There was however 1 small group of 5 people who were constantly causing trouble. They were caught cheating several times and always denied things... even when it was caught on video.

                                                                  When one of my friends complained to one of the marshals we knew we, were told that those guys got some extra 'leeway' because they were cops. Later that day, when we were all eating our barbecue and most people had already had some beers, we overheard those 5 assholes bragging about things they had done recently. About how a couple of crates of champagne that had been stolen and they recovered never made it back to their rightful owner but ended up in their own trunk. About how one of them confiscated a ball from kids playing in the park "because the kids were too loud" and how his own kids now have " a new ball". And all 5 of them seemed to think that was all really funny.
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                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • Ethersync
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          How did he surveil them?
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                                                                            • blackmonsters
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Ethersync
                                                                              How did he surveil them?
                                                                              Hidden camera, microphone and phone tap.

                                                                              He also mentioned, but didn't go into detail, that he would be able to
                                                                              watch people by setting up shop in a building/house etc next to the
                                                                              suspect. He didn't explain how that worked.

                                                                              This is nothing new. I can't believe the number of people in this thread who
                                                                              think this cannot happen. Naive fools they must be.

                                                                              Everybody say Marion Barry smoke crack in a hotel room and somehow they must think that this procedure is only used on government officials or something.

                                                                              How do people think this video was made. Do they think it was an re-enactment of
                                                                              the event filmed in Hollywood?

                                                                              The cops put hidden cameras in the hotel room.
                                                                              The cops will also get a warrant and break into a suspects home and plant
                                                                              devices if they think they need to.

                                                                              It's really insane that some people don't believe this happens, yet it's how
                                                                              we catch mobsters all the time.
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                                                                                • blackmonsters
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by porno jew
                                                                                  hmm how they get the cameras into people's homes?

                                                                                  thanks for another fantastical story. very funny. ha ha.
                                                                                  They wait for the guy to go to work and then break in.

                                                                                  You're a fucking idiot.


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                                                                                    • O MARINA
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                      he said was that guys are lonely
                                                                                      and jacked off.


                                                                                      Sounds familiar

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                                                                                        • _Richard_
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                                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                                          • 30991
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                          Hidden camera, microphone and phone tap.

                                                                                          He also mentioned, but didn't go into detail, that he would be able to
                                                                                          watch people by setting up shop in a building/house etc next to the
                                                                                          suspect. He didn't explain how that worked.

                                                                                          This is nothing new. I can't believe the number of people in this thread who
                                                                                          think this cannot happen. Naive fools they must be.

                                                                                          Everybody say Marion Barry smoke crack in a hotel room and somehow they must think that this procedure is only used on government officials or something.

                                                                                          How do people think this video was made. Do they think it was an re-enactment of
                                                                                          the event filmed in Hollywood?

                                                                                          The cops put hidden cameras in the hotel room.
                                                                                          The cops will also get a warrant and break into a suspects home and plant
                                                                                          devices if they think they need to.

                                                                                          It's really insane that some people don't believe this happens, yet it's how
                                                                                          we catch mobsters all the time.
                                                                                          heat imaging?

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                                                                                            • alias
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                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 19010
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              More like drills and micro cams.
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                                                                                                • alias
                                                                                                  aliasx
                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                  • 19010
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Actually not sure about the drill thing, wouldn't that leave dust.. . I mean you could vacuum the hole but pretty easy to notice.

                                                                                                  Most likely they break in and jam the unit in a lamp or whatever as blackmonsters said.
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                                                                                                    • porno jew
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2006
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                      They wait for the guy to go to work and then break in.

                                                                                                      You're a fucking idiot.


                                                                                                      i can read a book and increase my intelligence some more but you can never change being funny ha ha.

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                                                                                                        • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                                                          heat imaging?
                                                                                                          That's what I was thinking but I don't know if that's very good.

                                                                                                          I don't think this guy was making it up.
                                                                                                          He was around 55 years old and pretty stable acting.


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                                                                                                            • _Richard_
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                              That's what I was thinking but I don't know if that's very good.

                                                                                                              I don't think this guy was making it up.
                                                                                                              He was around 55 years old and pretty stable acting.


                                                                                                              .
                                                                                                              i believe it's very good.. i remember talking about it several years ago and at that point they were building vehicles that were able to drive through neighbourhoods and spot grow ops etc

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                                                                                                                • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by porno jew
                                                                                                                  i can read a book and increase my intelligence some more but you can never change being funny ha ha.
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                                                                                                                    • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                                                                      i believe it's very good.. i remember talking about it several years ago and at that point they were building vehicles that were able to drive through neighbourhoods and spot grow ops etc
                                                                                                                      Oh hell yeah they can spot a grow op. No problem!

                                                                                                                      I wish I could find the story where a farmer decided to grow weed underground
                                                                                                                      and was busted because a surveillance plane caught the image of his grow operation
                                                                                                                      even though it was underground.
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                                                                                                                            • DBS.US
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I was doing jury duty on a big drug case. The feds where watching the guys with a video cameras built inside there cable TV boxes behind the remote controls IR windows.
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                                                                                                                                • shimmy2
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                                  Oh hell yeah they can spot a grow op. No problem!

                                                                                                                                  I wish I could find the story where a farmer decided to grow weed underground
                                                                                                                                  and was busted because a surveillance plane caught the image of his grow operation
                                                                                                                                  even though it was underground.
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                                                                                                                                    • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by DBS.US
                                                                                                                                      I was doing jury duty on a big drug case. The feds where watching the guys with a video cameras built inside there cable TV boxes behind the remote controls IR windows.
                                                                                                                                      Yep, people better believe it.

                                                                                                                                      Bottom line : If the Feds have a hard-on for you then you have no rights at all until
                                                                                                                                      you get arrested. Then you get the right to an attorney.
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                                                                                                                                        • Horny Joe
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                                                                                                                                          :D Came to think of myself... I have a total of 8 years in the military, two periods. I live in northern europe. Well, once, between service, I was sitting at home drinking and surfing military websites. Got very drunk.... Woke up next morning, thinking "Wow, I got drunk last night".
                                                                                                                                          Normally the story would stop there, but... A couple of weeks later I got an email from the CIA: Thank you for your interest. Please contact your local recruitment office"....... Woot??? Took me a few hours to think there might be an connection with that drunken night....

                                                                                                                                          Checking my Sent mail folder, and yes... There it was, some email I sent, asking for a job as a spy somewhere. Some place where there was action Man, I was embarrassed

                                                                                                                                          Got back into service and got my action, but not with the CIA

                                                                                                                                          Wonder if they have me on a mailing list, just in case they need a cowboy
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                                                                                                                                                • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Horny Joe
                                                                                                                                                  :D Came to think of myself... I have a total of 8 years in the military, two periods. I live in northern europe. Well, once, between service, I was sitting at home drinking and surfing military websites. Got very drunk.... Woke up next morning, thinking "Wow, I got drunk last night".
                                                                                                                                                  Normally the story would stop there, but... A couple of weeks later I got an email from the CIA: Thank you for your interest. Please contact your local recruitment office"....... Woot??? Took me a few hours to think there might be an connection with that drunken night....

                                                                                                                                                  Checking my Sent mail folder, and yes... There it was, some email I sent, asking for a job as a spy somewhere. Some place where there was action Man, I was embarrassed

                                                                                                                                                  Got back into service and got my action, but not with the CIA

                                                                                                                                                  Wonder if they have me on a mailing list, just in case they need a cowboy
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                                                                                                                                                      Never underestimate the government's ability to steal, kills, cheat, lie, and destroy in the name of SECURITY and FREEDOM (Freedom for others, slavery for others)

                                                                                                                                                      That's just part of human nature. For some to win, they feel others have to necessarily lose.

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                                                                                                                                                                • SuckOnThis
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                                                                  Oh hell yeah they can spot a grow op. No problem!

                                                                                                                                                                  I wish I could find the story where a farmer decided to grow weed underground
                                                                                                                                                                  and was busted because a surveillance plane caught the image of his grow operation
                                                                                                                                                                  even though it was underground.

                                                                                                                                                                  They can see the heat as it leaves the grow op, nothing else.

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