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  • chaze
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 9774

    #1

    Have you even done phone sex?

    Seriously... Tell the truth
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  • emjay
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 4280

    #2
    I met my wife thru phone sex.
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    • Horny Joe
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 2661

      #3
      One of my ex-gfs loved phonesex... I tried, I swear - I tried, but I just could not keep serious :D Paid phonesex, no....
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      • JamesGw
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2011
        • 1237

        #4
        I tried like twice. It's goofy as fuck. No thanks.
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        • garce
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2001
          • 7103

          #5
          Once. I met a girl named Sherri through Match.com (it was called something else in the late '90s). I promoted them back then and free run of the site.

          Dug out my book - OneandOnly.com? was that their property back then?

          Anyway, I had sexy chat with this girl Sherri who lived in Kenora (never met her, though...) and - as odd as it may seem - a few years later we hired her ex-boyfriend as our drummer. AWKWARD!

          He was from the East Coast (Nova Scotia), and it turned out that I had had intimate relations with a few of his other friends, as well.

          Small world, wouldn't want to paint it.

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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38945

            #6
            Yes - But for 'Professional' reasons...

            I had a bank of personalised numbers once, with various girls offering various characters at the end of each one... So I phoned a few as a 'punter' for research


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            • AnimeFevers
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              • Apr 2009
              • 3566

              #7
              I once done it for a laugh...
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              • mavruda
                porn cartoonist
                • Feb 2007
                • 2597

                #8
                I tried - when I was 15. I was living with my parents...Seriously - a girl was screaming having a fake orgasm and telling a fake story about how she was banged by a sportsman... The confusing part came afterwards -at the end of the month came a phone bill with a big ass numbers on it... and I had to tell dad the truth - the most uncomfortable, the most shameful and the most awkward situation I've ever been. Since then I hate that phone sex thing. I prefer the real sex - like real man does it : a nice lotion, awesome girl with big tits - on the monitor of my pc, and a a nice beer afterwards...

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                • _Richard_
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 30989

                  #9
                  i have been phone raped

                  .. the act of phone sex with only one suspecting party

                  not as fun as it sounds

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                  • mountainmiester
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 509

                    #10
                    Phone sex is so 15 minutes ago...today it's 3D virtual sex with voice!

                    Funny story though and I can't believe I'm posting it here but true story. I met a girl who I dated for some time and many of you on this board had met her. We met on Valentines day in a bar and got pretty smashed. We went our separate ways though as promised I called her when I made it home safely. After talking a while, she began to make low moaning noises between sentences so I asked what she was doing. That's as much as I'll say but we where together for some time after that until she ran off with her ex.
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                    • Vendzilla
                      Biker Gnome
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 23200

                      #11
                      Handing your girl the phone when her girlfriend calls while doing a little cunnilingus is always fun
                      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                      think about that

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                      • ArsewithClass
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 7957

                        #12
                        I have many many years ago... horny young man was I

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                        • ElleSorbet
                          smut peddler
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 281

                          #13
                          Teased around with the idea of being a PSO for work. The party line I was playing around with had some interesting fellas on there (when they had anyone lol)....I loved just hearing all the crazy shit they wanted me to say or pretend.

                          Now I do femdom phone sex for my own entertainment. Still think about it for work...seems like girls can make decent money if they know how to market themselves.
                          For now I'll stick to adult texting & writing I suppose....
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                          • beerptrol
                            Confirmed Asshole
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 12722

                            #14
                            only when I get a call from a solicitor
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                            • DamianJ
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 15808

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                              horny young man was I

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                              • Horny Joe
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 2661

                                #16
                                I love Yoda replies
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                                • ArsewithClass
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Mar 2007
                                  • 7957

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Horny Joe
                                  I love Yoda replies
                                  For once, even Damian caught on

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                                  • Lykos
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 31027

                                    #18
                                    Yes offcourse .

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                                    • DamianJ
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 15808

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                      For once, even Damian caught on
                                      For once? Yourself repeatedly talks like some kind of spastic retard. Myself just used a picture to mock yourself this time so yourself would understand.

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                                      • digitalfantasies
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2010
                                        • 2755

                                        #20
                                        my ex wanted me to try once... tried for 2 sec... and could not continue... I think it is lame and can't participate without feeling like a complete idiot.

                                        example: when I would say to her on the phone "mmm I am licking your hard nipples now", my mind was saying to me "No, you fuckface... you are not licking any nipples... you are on the phone... TALKING... to your gf, you pathetic piece of shit". No stop this madness!!!

                                        I do love physical sex though ;-)
                                        Last edited by digitalfantasies; 09-13-2011, 01:37 PM.

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                                        • ArsewithClass
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 7957

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DamianJ
                                          For once? Yourself repeatedly talks like some kind of spastic retard. Myself just used a picture to mock yourself this time so yourself would understand.
                                          You knob, I wrote it like I had, to mimmick Yoda.... You need help, I'm serious

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                                          • DamianJ
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 15808

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                            You knob, I wrote it like I had, to mimmick Yoda.... You need help, I'm serious
                                            Gary, you can barely write English, that is why everyone mocks you for not being able to write English. HTH

                                            Your pal

                                            Damian

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                                            • chaze
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 9774

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by emjay
                                              I met my wife thru phone sex.
                                              Really? AW3ESOME
                                              Like the desert needs the rain
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                                              • Chosen
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 63151

                                                #24
                                                No

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