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  • johnnyloadproductions
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    • Oct 2008
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    #1

    It's nice when you get this reply on a dating site...

    Me: You should come over to my house and watch a movie with me...
    Her: awww, ok. 555-555-5555

    We of course exchange several more lines than that though. I remember when I first moved into my house that I just bought, all 800 sq ft of it, I invited a girl that was easily over 300lbs over, she stunk up the whole places and juiced all the towels I placed under her. Quite the experience. My friend that was in jail at the time got a letter from me about it and it made the rounds around the place a couple of times with several of the inmates reading it aloud (they could actually read was the surprising part).
    But then you only have headshot pictures like this it makes you wonder, at least she may look cute looking up at me, she's 20 so no bad jokes about this:


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    • porno jew
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      #2

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        • anexsia
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          #3
          Originally posted by porno jew
          what's wrong with her

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            • johnnyloadproductions
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              #4
              Yeah, I was thinking this a bit, I'll probably still do it. I'm on a dry spell and I need someone else to work my goods. She's 20, 7 years my junior and she seems nice. I'll be nice back. It'll be fun.

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                • FlexxAeon
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                  • May 2003
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                  #5
                  a) 5 bucks says that left eye is lazy
                  b) a dating site? really?
                  c) just kidding
                  d) kinda
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                    • tabasco
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                      • Jul 2006
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                      at least she may look cute looking up at me
                      "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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                        • johnnyloadproductions
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                          #7
                          Guys... some love is better than no love...

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                            • Spunky
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                              #8
                              She might have a great personality

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                                • FlexxAeon
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                  Guys... some love is better than no love...
                                  true, true.

                                  lazy eye and extra weight and all that - just make sure you bang the shit out of her
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                                    • edgeprod
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                                      #10
                                      What .. the .. fuck .. is ... that?! KILL IT WITH FIRE, Jesus! What the hell?

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                                        • Axel_Crak
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by anexsia
                                          what's wrong with her
                                          Shes Jabba the Hut sister !

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                                            • B.Barnato
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                              Guys... some love is better than no love...
                                              Nope. Nope. Nope.

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                                                • johnnyloadproductions
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                  What .. the .. fuck .. is ... that?! KILL IT WITH FIRE, Jesus! What the hell?
                                                  Hey, I've had prime meat but I still like to dig into floor scraps on ocassion!

                                                  I've got some goodies I'm talking to but the chubbies are just like older women at bars, you can literally pick them up in 10-15 minutes.

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                                                    • tabasco
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                                                      #14
                                                      "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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                                                        • alias
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                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 19010
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                          I invited a girl that was easily over 300lbs over, she stunk up the whole places and juiced all the towels I placed under her. Quite the experience.
                                                          Please elaborate.
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                                                            • johnnyloadproductions
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by tabasco
                                                              I hated how the 300+ pd chick would be laying next to me and she had a heart rate of 90+ beats a minute... I was like "that fucking heart of yours is a ticking time bomb!"

                                                              I'm actually talking to this girl right now, I'm not a nasty guy, but being 27 is a little harder to pick up the younger girls. This girl is 23.
                                                              I am starting to seriously think about settling and kids though.


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                                                                • johnnyloadproductions
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  I think it's just a case of like Arnold Schwarzenegger fucking his nasty nanny, you take whats at hand on occasion.

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                                                                    • edgeprod
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      It's truly not hard to pick up girls. You can get a piece of shit 1999 Porsche Boxster for under $10k that girls who know nothing about cars will think is a nice ride. Girls dig cars, even if you're ugly and have no personality. Look rich: dress the part, groom yourself very well, smell good, show up at a decent place with a nice ride. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

                                                                      You can get nice clothes second hand on eBay, at a consignment store, etc. Armani, etc, for under $30 in many cases. Outlet stores sometimes have clearance racks for good stuff, too. Izod comes to mind -- $200 shirts for $20 if you shop around.

                                                                      Get a real hair cut from somewhere that doesn't advertise a $10 special.

                                                                      Pick up "The Game" by Neil Strauss. It's very easy shit, definitely not rocket science. I am almost 33 and I get very good looking girls all the time, from 18-22. You act like you're 60 .. there's nothing wrong with 27.

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                                                                        • johnnyloadproductions
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                          It's truly not hard to pick up girls. You can get a piece of shit 1999 Porsche Boxster for under $10k that girls who know nothing about cars will think is a nice ride. Girls dig cars, even if you're ugly and have no personality. Look rich: dress the part, groom yourself very well, smell good, show up at a decent place with a nice ride. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

                                                                          You can get nice clothes second hand on eBay, at a consignment store, etc. Armani, etc, for under $30 in many cases. Outlet stores sometimes have clearance racks for good stuff, too. Izod comes to mind -- $200 shirts for $20 if you shop around.

                                                                          Get a real hair cut from somewhere that doesn't advertise a $10 special.

                                                                          Pick up "The Game" by Neil Strauss. It's very easy shit, definitely not rocket science. I am almost 33 and I get very good looking girls all the time, from 18-22. You act like you're 60 .. there's nothing wrong with 27.
                                                                          Yep, you're absolutely right.
                                                                          My friend who's 5'5" would always level up his cars and you can go pretty far with a new mustang GT and bitch at me for purchasing motocross accessories; sport bikes work too though. I'll consider that Porsche Boxster. Good advice on the wardrobe.
                                                                          Dating is like anything else in life, you get out what you put in.

                                                                          But let's appreciate this thread for what it is

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                                                                            • Shotsie
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                                                                              • Sep 2011
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              I see you left this one's dating site handle out of the chat log.

                                                                              What happened to CuTebuBBLygirl66 or whatever that girl's OKCupid handle was that you posted the other night? Actually, what happened to that thread?

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                                                                                • shinmusashi44
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  You can tell from her pics that she has a little extra weight on her, but nothing wrong with that. Go for it
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                                                                                    • johnnyloadproductions
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Shotsie
                                                                                      I see you left this one's dating site handle out of the chat log.

                                                                                      What happened to CuTebuBBLygirl66 or whatever that girl's OKCupid handle was that you posted the other night? Actually, what happened to that thread?
                                                                                      You're right, I did leave the handle out, I learned my lesson. The other thread is gone, courtesy of the mods.

                                                                                      Originally posted by shinmusashi44
                                                                                      You can tell from her pics that she has a little extra weight on her, but nothing wrong with that. Go for it
                                                                                      I will

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                                                                                        • Jacob[Soft]
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by porno jew
                                                                                          How much does she weigh ? 500 lbs ?

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                                                                                            • redwhiteandblue
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                                                              The Mental is strong in this one.
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                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                  Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                                                                                  The Mental is strong in this one.
                                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                                    • sperbonzo
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                                                                                                      • May 2003
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                                                                      , but being 27 is a little harder to pick up the younger girls. This girl is 23.
                                                                                                      Seriously??? I didn't get married until I was 43. At 40 I had NO problem picking up girls of any age. Frankly, from 35 to 41 I was picking up girls anywhere from 19 year olds to cougars of 50. The older I got the EASIER it got to pick up the young girls. As you get older your game just gets tighter... it just becomes easy. (This of course assumes that you stay in shape and have your shit together in your life)


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                                                                                                        • SuckOnThis
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                                                                                                          Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                                          Seriously??? I didn't get married until I was 43. At 40 I had NO problem picking up girls of any age. Frankly, from 35 to 41 I was picking up girls anywhere from 19 year olds to cougars of 50. The older I got the EASIER it got to pick up the young girls. As you get older your game just gets tighter... it just becomes easy.

                                                                                                          (This of course assumes that you stay in shape and have your shit together in your life)
                                                                                                          Ok, then how did YOU do it?

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                                                                                                            • alextokyo
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                                              Seriously??? I didn't get married until I was 43. At 40 I had NO problem picking up girls of any age. Frankly, from 35 to 41 I was picking up girls anywhere from 19 year olds to cougars of 50. The older I got the EASIER it got to pick up the young girls. As you get older your game just gets tighter... it just becomes easy. (This of course assumes that you stay in shape and have your shit together in your life)

                                                                                                              Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                                                                              Ok, then how did YOU do it?




                                                                                                              Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                                              stay in shape and have your shit together in your life

                                                                                                              So yeah... uhh, you're welcome.

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                                                                                                                • sperbonzo
                                                                                                                  I'd rather be on my boat.
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                                                                                  Ok, then how did YOU do it?
                                                                                                                  LOL. Hypnotism and kidnapping family members, of course!





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                                                                                                                    • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                                                      She has 8 tits.

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                                                                                                                        • MaDalton
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                                                                                                                            • porno jew
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions

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                                                                                                                                • SmutHammer
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I agree with everyone else, it does get easier when you get older. I'm 34 now. and can easily pick up 18 to 24 year olds, anything older than that they usually look 40.... trick is not to care. talk to them, be nice, but don't act to eager.

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                                                                                                                                      she's got an acute triangle indian nose and those sunken in fetal alcohol syndrome eyes. if you shoot a scene with her i'll buy it from you for NDNgirls on the real

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                                                                                                                                        • johnnyloadproductions
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                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by shimmy2
                                                                                                                                          she's got an acute triangle indian nose and those sunken in fetal alcohol syndrome eyes. if you shoot a scene with her i'll buy it from you for NDNgirls on the real


                                                                                                                                          Yes you are right, she is part indian (feathers that is). I don't think it'll happen but if it comes up to shoot a scene I will definitely contact you.

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