I may have ruined mankinds future colony of mars... - GoFuckYourself.com

sheepish · 01-30-2003, 03:29 AM

I've been working it out. If all the sperm that has been "spent" by surfers going to my sites had been saved and used to produce babies, we (as a species) would have had enough extra people to colonise Mars and perhaps other planets as well. After all...if aliens slip in through a wormhole and destroyed the earth, we might have to rely on colonies - so I might have destroyed mans best chance of survival!

And I can't live with the shame! How many people do you think we, as porn persons, have caused to be dumped into kleenexes?

Sheepy the depressed.

boldy · 01-30-2003, 03:30 AM

The Other Steve · 01-30-2003, 03:31 AM

Think of it more as birth control and preserving the gene pool.

twistyneck · 01-30-2003, 03:39 AM

There are way too many people as it is.

Tipsy · 01-30-2003, 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by sheepish
I've been working it out. If all the sperm that has been "spent" by surfers going to my sites had been saved and used to produce babies, we (as a species) would have had enough extra people to colonise Mars and perhaps other planets as well. After all...if aliens slip in through a wormhole and destroyed the earth, we might have to rely on colonies - so I might have destroyed mans best chance of survival!

And I can't live with the shame! How many people do you think we, as porn persons, have caused to be dumped into kleenexes?

Sheepy the depressed.

The world would probably be a far better place if most of the people who visit my sites never managed to breed.

OzKaNoz · 01-30-2003, 04:51 AM

Sheepish
Have you been sniffing the floor wax again?

Btw, it's good to see you here at GFY.
So GoFuckYourself

Your welcome!

Oz

01-30-2003, 03:29 AM	#1
sheepish Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 48	I may have ruined mankinds future colony of mars... I've been working it out. If all the sperm that has been "spent" by surfers going to my sites had been saved and used to produce babies, we (as a species) would have had enough extra people to colonise Mars and perhaps other planets as well. After all...if aliens slip in through a wormhole and destroyed the earth, we might have to rely on colonies - so I might have destroyed mans best chance of survival! And I can't live with the shame! How many people do you think we, as porn persons, have caused to be dumped into kleenexes? Sheepy the depressed.

01-30-2003, 03:30 AM	#2
boldy Macdaddy coder Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: MacDaddy pimp coder Posts: 2,806	__________________ MacDaddy Coder.

01-30-2003, 03:31 AM	#3
The Other Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Queensland - perfect one day and better the next. Posts: 2,106	Think of it more as birth control and preserving the gene pool. __________________ Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

01-30-2003, 04:51 AM	#6
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Sheepish Have you been sniffing the floor wax again? Btw, it's good to see you here at GFY. So GoFuckYourself Your welcome! Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

01-30-2003, 03:39 AM	#4
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	There are way too many people as it is.