Anyone have any Liquid Lapdance Pants?

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  • BareBacked
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2007
    • 3685

    #1

    Anyone have any Liquid Lapdance Pants?

    This is both genius and hilarious

    Special lapdance underwear that you can bust nut in and it will not leak.


    http://www.liquidlapdance.com
    NEW SITE PAYING $30 for a $1 TRIAL

    Selfies
  • DBS.US
    Geo Cities
    • Aug 2003
    • 11842

    #2
    Should have a carbon filter in the back for passing gas
    Have an unused domain? Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site and be making money tonight

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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      I bought a used pair on ebay for a third of that price.

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      • BareBacked
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2007
        • 3685

        #4
        These are "game changers"
        NEW SITE PAYING $30 for a $1 TRIAL

        Selfies

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        • Jon Oso
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 2241

          #5
          I guess this is better than walking in on guys jerking off in the bathrooms...

          But if a girl is making you bust during a dance, she's going a little overboard.
          icq 416133583
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          Clips4Sale Store

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          • B.Barnato
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2010
            • 3618

            #6
            Originally posted by L-Pink
            I bought a used pair on ebay for a third of that price.
            Thrifty

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            • Jacob[Soft]
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2010
              • 873

              #7
              Originally posted by B.Barnato
              Thrifty
              haha, second hand pants

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              • Chosen
                • Aug 2001
                • 63151

                #8

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                • LiveDose
                  Show Yer Tits!
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 25792

                  #9
                  What kind of a tool cums from getting a lapdance?

                  Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

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                  • FlexxAeon
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2003
                    • 3765

                    #10
                    "bachelor party pack"
                    flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

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                    • Tony Soundview
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 62

                      #11
                      I cut hole in my pants pocket and tell the dancer that i have a tip for them there. Works all the time.
                      Newbie

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                      • cherrylula
                        lol
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 15969

                        #12
                        Nice.

                        brand them with adult website logos and give them out at conventions = win

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                        • papill0n
                          Unregistered Abuser
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 15547

                          #13
                          so i hit the site

                          no videos

                          no info

                          no sales pitch

                          no nothing

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                          • Slick
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 7338

                            #14
                            Originally posted by papill0n
                            so i hit the site

                            no videos

                            no info

                            no sales pitch

                            no nothing
                            I agree, they really don't give you a clear understanding of what exactly they are. It only says

                            Liquid Lapdance? is the world's first underwear designed specifically for lap dances. They're just like a regular pair of underwear, but they have a special latex extension for the male anatomy. Add a bit of lube to the latex part and you're ready for the best lap dance of your life.

                            So what exactly is it, it's like a jack off sleeve in the underwear ??? You'd think they'd at least have pictures explaining it if they're trying to sell something.

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                            • FlexxAeon
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 3765

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Slick
                              I agree, they really don't give you a clear understanding of what exactly they are. It only says

                              Liquid Lapdance? is the world's first underwear designed specifically for lap dances. They're just like a regular pair of underwear, but they have a special latex extension for the male anatomy. Add a bit of lube to the latex part and you're ready for the best lap dance of your life.

                              So what exactly is it, it's like a jack off sleeve in the underwear ??? You'd think they'd at least have pictures explaining it if they're trying to sell something.
                              This is one of those types of products where saying less is more.
                              flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

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                              • Brujah
                                Beer Money Baron
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 22157

                                #16
                                Sounds like they just sold you a pair of underwear with a condom add-on.

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