The Recession is so bad... - GoFuckYourself.com

Shey · 08-23-2011, 05:26 AM

I hate it when people forward me email chain trash but this one was too funny not to share:

The RECESSION IS SO BAD........

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Danny B · 08-23-2011, 05:46 AM

there's some gems in there alright!

vsex · 08-23-2011, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey

The RECESSION IS SO BAD........

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

nico-t · 08-23-2011, 06:46 AM

not even the slightest smile on my face
if you think this is funny you dont have humour or you are a woman

Shey · 08-23-2011, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

not even the slightest smile on my face
if you think this is funny you dont have humour or you are a woman

I am a woman and an American one at that, maybe that explains it

MaDalton · 08-23-2011, 07:04 AM

i giggled ...

CyberHustler · 08-23-2011, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey

I am a woman and an American one at that, maybe that explains it

Twat pic or you're a filipino ladyboy...

pornguy · 08-23-2011, 07:13 AM

Couple that made me smile..

Shey · 08-23-2011, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedi

Twat pic or you're a filipino ladyboy...

If I had to prove it to you I'd have bigger problems than a poor sense of humor

adult-help · 08-23-2011, 07:17 AM

haha some very cool ones..

woj · 08-23-2011, 07:19 AM

not bad

stephane76 · 08-23-2011, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

love that one!

bronco67 · 08-23-2011, 07:37 AM

What recession? I still can't drive on the 95 without bumper to bumper traffic. Where are all of these people without jobs?

96ukssob · 08-23-2011, 07:39 AM

CrazyWhiteMan · 08-23-2011, 08:00 AM

hahaha, good lineup

JamesGw · 08-23-2011, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

not even the slightest smile on my face
if you think this is funny you dont have humour or you are a woman

This.

Did not lol at all.

Vendzilla · 08-23-2011, 08:43 AM

Great way to start the morning, with a laugh, it was either this or reading about some promise the president made!

Niktamer · 08-23-2011, 09:02 AM

some real funny stuff in there

Chosen · 08-23-2011, 09:12 AM

Old but still funny

ilnjscb · 08-23-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Goddamm that is funny

sandman! · 08-23-2011, 10:14 AM

RyuLion · 08-23-2011, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey

If I had to prove it to you I'd have bigger problems than a poor sense of humor

Stop feeding the trolls Shey!

V_RocKs · 08-23-2011, 10:23 AM

too many words... thanks though

Shey · 08-23-2011, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Stop feeding the trolls Shey!

Hahaha, as long as you vouch for me baby

Si · 08-23-2011, 11:46 AM

Shey,

I am soo depressed after reading your post, my head needs a place to rest.

Will between your legs be ok?

loreen · 08-23-2011, 12:00 PM

Funny

Sly · 08-23-2011, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

not even the slightest smile on my face
if you think this is funny you dont have humour or you are a woman

Obviously. If you laugh, how could you possibly have humor? That's preposterous.

LC777_BCM · 08-23-2011, 12:05 PM

Thanks for the laugh today!

Shey · 08-23-2011, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

Shey,

I am soo depressed after reading your post, my head needs a place to rest.

Will between your legs be ok?

But where would I put my ladyboy junk?

P.S. In case I ever get quoted I was just joking, I know where to put it...

Rochard · 08-23-2011, 12:18 PM

Pretty funny....

Dubya · 08-23-2011, 01:36 PM

ain't no recession

Cherry7 · 08-25-2011, 07:08 AM

The situation is so bad Greece has stoped exporting Humus and Taramaslata...

Its a double dip recession.

Look Chang · 08-25-2011, 07:21 AM

Superb

mike1k · 08-25-2011, 08:28 AM

nice one some good ones

Hazlewood · 08-25-2011, 08:40 AM

bad for some good for others

08-23-2011, 05:26 AM	#1
Shey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,654	The Recession is so bad... I hate it when people forward me email chain trash but this one was too funny not to share: The RECESSION IS SO BAD........ My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. __________________ Regards, Shey <at> datePROFITS.com\| ICQ: 279858568 \| Skype: sheysworld \| Y!M: sheyla702 datePROFITS: Every Niche of ExGF Dating Sites!

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