What's Your Favorite CRAB Medication? - GoFuckYourself.com

boneprone · 01-29-2003, 11:35 PM

Im thinking its time to treat these crabs I got.

Whats best?

Which treatment do GFY Webmasters Prefer?

playa · 01-29-2003, 11:39 PM

Hot Butter

it makes them thirsty and die from dehydration

trust me it works

boneprone · 01-29-2003, 11:39 PM

Also, what do you use the little comb for??

I mean I know its for the hair, but im shaved..

Is it crucial to use it?

Muff · 01-29-2003, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
Hot Butter

it makes them thirsty and die from dehydration

trust me it works

Crabs need water? Couldn't they just naw on your skin for that?

boneprone · 01-29-2003, 11:41 PM

my ass hairs however are pretty long, but nothing you can run a comb threw though.

Maybe I should run it down my crevis a few times??

I think its more to sweep away the eggs more than anything..

I think a shower will work as well as that comb.

Bobo · 01-29-2003, 11:42 PM

Fuck you Boneprone! Those crabs have infested every inch of your cock. They're a part of you. You have some fucking gall thinking of getting rid of them. That's like killing a family member.

boneprone · 01-29-2003, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muff

Crabs need water? Couldn't they just naw on your skin for that?

They dont need water.
They suck blood. Thats their food and water.

Im getting way too many scars from this to keep up this fashon statement just to tell people I have crabs.

This has gone too far. Im the only person I know to have them for over 15 months with no treatment.

They are getting fucking huge.

Ill take a picture.
Freeze it or something maybe.

Muff · 01-29-2003, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Also, what do you use the little comb for??

I mean I know its for the hair, but im shaved..

Is it crucial to use it?

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p00p · 01-29-2003, 11:44 PM

KWELLADA if you are a hero and have the balls to buy it.

RAID if you are desperate and need a quick fix without the embarassment.

This is what it looks like:

Cindyff · 01-29-2003, 11:45 PM

Water kills that sort of Crab.
Boiling water

boneprone · 01-29-2003, 11:47 PM

The only reason I feel this has gotten out of hand is becasue its effecting my family life.

AaronM has a cloth couch at his home.
I went over and watched a movie there, layed on the couch.

2 weeks later I hear he has crabs now.

It doesnt take a rocket scientist to tell me I gave it to em.

Spunky · 01-29-2003, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p
KWELLADA if you are a hero and have the balls to buy it.

RAID if you are desperate and need a quick fix without the embarassment.

This is what it looks like:

Yup Kwellada works the best...dam that guy has it bad....yuck

boneprone · 01-29-2003, 11:51 PM

i put 2% hydrocortsone cream on my lesions so I have no redness or skin irratation.

Mine doesnt look sick like that.

In fact the skin is fine.

All you see is the crab. In his big fuckign eyes looking up at ya.

Backov · 01-30-2003, 12:09 AM

Bone you ICQ cripple, come back on already. I don't know an email to get you with. Shoot me one at backov a.t. avsblitz.com if your ICQ is still gibbled.

PenetratinP · 01-30-2003, 12:13 AM

Step 1 - Go to a walk in clinic in a neighboring town where you don't know anyone.

Step 2 - www.DrugStore.com

I hope I didn't get them from you in Vegas.

I was hammered in the bathroom at the Venetian washing my hands after I took a piss. I saw you and yelled "Boney Proney!" and took a pic with ya.

good luck

I've only had one STD scare with my last girlfriend. Turns out she just had a different type of yeast infection.

Damn uninfomred nurse scared the hell out of us.

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01-29-2003, 11:35 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	What's Your Favorite CRAB Medication? Im thinking its time to treat these crabs I got. Whats best? Which treatment do GFY Webmasters Prefer? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

01-29-2003, 11:39 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Also, what do you use the little comb for?? I mean I know its for the hair, but im shaved.. Is it crucial to use it? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

01-29-2003, 11:41 PM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	my ass hairs however are pretty long, but nothing you can run a comb threw though. Maybe I should run it down my crevis a few times?? I think its more to sweep away the eggs more than anything.. I think a shower will work as well as that comb. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

01-29-2003, 11:47 PM	#11
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	The only reason I feel this has gotten out of hand is becasue its effecting my family life. AaronM has a cloth couch at his home. I went over and watched a movie there, layed on the couch. 2 weeks later I hear he has crabs now. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to tell me I gave it to em. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

01-29-2003, 11:39 PM	#2
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	Hot Butter it makes them thirsty and die from dehydration trust me it works

01-29-2003, 11:42 PM	#6
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Fuck you Boneprone! Those crabs have infested every inch of your cock. They're a part of you. You have some fucking gall thinking of getting rid of them. That's like killing a family member.

01-29-2003, 11:44 PM	#9
p00p Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: CanaDUH Posts: 5,125	KWELLADA if you are a hero and have the balls to buy it. RAID if you are desperate and need a quick fix without the embarassment. This is what it looks like:

01-29-2003, 11:45 PM	#10
Cindyff Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,187	Water kills that sort of Crab. Boiling water

01-29-2003, 11:51 PM	#13
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	i put 2% hydrocortsone cream on my lesions so I have no redness or skin irratation. Mine doesnt look sick like that. In fact the skin is fine. All you see is the crab. In his big fuckign eyes looking up at ya. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

01-30-2003, 12:09 AM	#14
Backov Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Cat Detector Van Posts: 1,600	Bone you ICQ cripple, come back on already. I don't know an email to get you with. Shoot me one at backov a.t. avsblitz.com if your ICQ is still gibbled. __________________ <embed src="http://banners.spotbrokers.com/button.swf" FlashVars="clickURL=http://banners.spotbrokers.com" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="120" height="60"></embed>

01-30-2003, 12:13 AM	#15
PenetratinP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,689	Step 1 - Go to a walk in clinic in a neighboring town where you don't know anyone. Step 2 - www.DrugStore.com I hope I didn't get them from you in Vegas. I was hammered in the bathroom at the Venetian washing my hands after I took a piss. I saw you and yelled "Boney Proney!" and took a pic with ya. good luck I've only had one STD scare with my last girlfriend. Turns out she just had a different type of yeast infection. Damn uninfomred nurse scared the hell out of us.