Doesn't Fleshlight Offer a Military Discount?

[JenniDahling]

I know I've seen it somewhere but can't locate it on their site. I have a group of Marines down in Pendelton with it at the top of their wish lists.

[V_RocKs]

very un-American if they don't.

[marlboroack]

If that's the case i may have to pick one up if it's still affordable. I'm gonna park right here.

[L-Pink]

Popular Marine cadence .......

If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home

Issue my fleshlight to another Marine,
It served me well and I know it's clean

Put me in a set of Dress Blues,
Comb my hair and shine my shoes.

Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mamma I did my best

[BIGTYMER]

Popular Marine cadence .......

If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home

Issue my fleshlight to another Marine,
It served me well and I know it's clean

Put me in a set of Dress Blues,
Comb my hair and shine my shoes.

Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mamma I did my best

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

I have a group of Marines down in Pendelton with it at the top of their wish lists.

Screw the Fleshlight, all I can imagine is Jenni and her group of Marines...

Ms Dahling, the country owes you a 21-cock salute for this patriotic gesture:



Please hurry though, the situation is getting desperate - some of the troops are starting to fashion their own IFDs...Improvised Fleshlight Devices, and the rims of the chip cans are causing them to take some horrific unnecessary casualties:





Support our Troops, and give them the Fleshlights they need and deserve!!!



ADG

[epitome]

Email any contact you have over there. They've been very accommodating on much lesser things.

Maybe your boys can do a promo shot of them all using their FleshLights in the shower?

[JenniDahling]

Popular Marine cadence .......

If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home

Issue my fleshlight to another Marine,
It served me well and I know it's clean

Put me in a set of Dress Blues,
Comb my hair and shine my shoes.

Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mamma I did my best

Nicely done! My cousin is a Master Gunnery Sgt stationed in Japan but is visiting Pendelton for the week. I gave him one years ago when he was in Iraq and he said it made him very happy but I think it's time for a replacement.

[RuthB]

Nicely done! My cousin is a Master Gunnery Sgt stationed in Japan but is visiting Pendelton for the week. I gave him one years ago when he was in Iraq and he said it made him very happy but I think it's time for a replacement.

Hey Jenni.. I popped you a note on FB