My Avatar WAS my real face... in 2005 / 2006...

But I have lost a LOT of weight since then...

how did you lose weight

Why do you post on gfy? Do you realize that saying stuff like 'i like poo' and 'i can't afford ____ ' makes you look like an ignorant, teenage, asshole loser? Why keep acting that way?

On a positive note, this thread is a nice change of pace from your usual.

Barking London? No, I have not... Infact, I had to look it up on google maps... I'm based in Devon... About 300 miles from London :)

It is a pitty. I am too late.

Hate is a strong word my friend... :)

I dont think anyone REALLY hates me... If they did, they would come to my door, and kick my teeth down my throat.. At least, thats what I would do, if I truly hated anyone...

People may not like my posting style... and thats cool... Just hit 'ignore' :) But I doubt anyone really 'Hates Me' :)

To late for what? Theres still another 4 and a half hours left by my watch :) Ask away ! I dont bite, and promise to tell the truth :)

Yeah I know where Devon is, I had a bit of tail in Exeter for a bit there.

Fair question, and I will give you a totally truthful answer...

First of all, a lil bit of my personal history - Should help you understand me a bit better...

I was born into the porn biz. Literally, in 1969... My father sold 'Stag Loops'... 8mm old porn that needed a cini-projector... Then Video came about, and I used to put blank tapes into a bank of 50 plus video recorders... That was my 'pocket money' job...

Once I was old enough to understand what was going on, I started taking pics, and selling to magazines... Then video, which I sold by mail order...

When the web came about, it seemed a cool place to advertise my mail order VHS videos... Who knew what was about to happen ? LOL

Long story short, I made my money in the early days of the web... And as such, didn't really spend it! I never bought flashy cars, cool clothes or took fancy holidays... Likewise I didn't exchange my cash or powder to put up my nose... So, as such, I kinda have a fairly large bank balance...

OK... So with that said... back to the why do I post I like poo, and I cant afford etc... Because to me (And me alone) its kinda a parody of what GFY is about... I mean, you have a 2001 join date, so you remember the early days...

Someone would post 'Look at my new ferrari ! and 20 people would chime in with Yeah, I got one too... etc...

So the 'I cant afford, is a modern day parody of that...

But as to why I actually post here at all? Well, I do goto shows, and I DO know a good few people in real life etc... Anfd this USED to be a 'REAL BOARD'... But... Not so much these days... So, as such, I have simply gone with the flow, and 'adapted' (As opposed to dieing)

I just wanna get to 10,000 posts, and then I am pretty much done... I am more into old aracde machines and pinballs these days, than I am into porn... Sad, but TRUE :thumbsup

Cool. I'm in Teignmouth... About 20 miles from Exeter... However all the content I shoot for my own site, is shot in Exeter :)

Small fucking world innit? :thumbsup

I *love* the irony of this as my first site in 1995 was set up to sell mail order magazines and promote the mag which we printed ourselves, right there we didn't realize that the web would become the magazine or the source of the video not just a vehicle to flog it.

Again, in truth? Cause I have been an on off alcoholic for about 3 years... I am 'Currently' sober as I type this... But the demons drag me back... from time to time...

Its at that point, when I get at my most annoying postings... Sad, but true...

Sawwrrreeee... :helpme

Can you send me 25 dollars via paypal so I can buy my kids some fresh diapers? I don't get paid until friday. If so, what is your email.

Thanks for the insight. Good luck following what you enjoy!

WHo's gonna win the Elections in Argentina in October?

Don't you wish your life turned out differantly?

Spank Poo ! :thumbsup

Will you offer to send the USED diapers back to me?

I like Poo... :2 cents:

Yes I will send the used diapers including daily pics of my own poo.

We will poo for you

Would you ever consider working at a sewage treatment plant (average salary $65,000 in USA)

Is said sewerage treatment center within the USA boundaries ???

Earlier in this thread someone mentioned Bill W and you didnt know who he was. I suggest you find out as alcoholism is a progressive illness and never gets better.

Tell him how you really feel.

We will have to meet up one day ... Im not to far from you

I like pudenda

Easy ! An Argentinian ! :thumbsup

How much money did you make in adult and what does your bank statement say in terms of balance.

While I am PLEASED for you... I have NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN.. :helpme:helpme:helpme

It is, my friend, a play on your usual screed "I Like Poo". Pudenda = external female genital organs i.e. pussy, and is pronounced similar to your frequent post. Humor, you see.

Rock hard

OK Cool... I Googled... I dont *personally* believe in the way of AA... Simply because of step 2... But thats a different discussion... For another day :thumbsup

Thats cool... I'm a big boy... I can take it (up the ass) LOL :thumbsup

Well, I said that I would answer TRUTHFULLY... But NOT specifically!

So, lets just say, that if I took all my sites offline today, and promised to not get a job, or claim benefits etc...

I would not be short of cash for the rest of my life !
(I'm 42...)