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96ukssob · 08-23-2011, 08:26 PM

50 no income producing assets under $5k!

jimmycooper · 08-24-2011, 01:02 AM

Find 2 stocks from different sectors with shares in the $20-25 dollar range. look for a high volume. Look at the
Options chains and try to find ones with one month out calls that are just barely in the money and are selling at a high premium. When you find one, buy 100 shares and then immediately sell the calls. With a volatile market, you could make about 5% a month

epitome · 08-24-2011, 01:20 AM

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Jakez · 08-24-2011, 01:49 AM

I'll tell you how to double it month after month but I want half of the profits, forever. Seriously.

HerPimp · 08-24-2011, 01:55 AM

Buy a cam, sex toys, and follow orders of anyone paying.

V_RocKs · 08-24-2011, 04:20 PM

Buy gold.

wehateporn · 08-24-2011, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Buy gold.

barcodes · 08-24-2011, 05:46 PM

Buy a canon 5d mark ii for 2100 ish bucks and buy a 50mm lens for 99 bucks. Teach yourself how to use it so that you are comfortable using it in manual mode. There are a lot of online resources where you can learn about everything. Buy a white lightning strobe for a few hundred bucks and teach yourself how to use it. Buy a reflector kit for like 50 bucks and learn how to use that. Buy some business cards for yourself and shoot some weddings or events when you feel you are ready. You can charge some good money for weddings and rent out glass for a pretty cheap fee. You could make some decent money with some time and effort.

You could bring your new-found skill into adult and make yourself some more money selling your own work. It could prove to be a fun and rewarding new profession for you and you don't have to spend the whole 5k. Just a thought, I don't know how good of an idea it is but I would try it if I had the resources and time.

Best of luck to ya.

marlboroack · 08-24-2011, 09:33 PM

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Deputy Chief Command · 11-01-2013, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

http://www.google.com/finance?q=EBR%3AKBC

buy this , it is in euros though , so you should invest 5k euros right now at 18.27

in six months time this will most likely hit 30 at least once .. sell!

won't be a huge profit , but still pretty decent return I think ..

I bought 10k euros at 8.25 in 2007 and sold at 33

was doing some research on some stocks when I remembered my free GFY.com advice

this stock is at ?39 euros now!

anyone that bought this stock when I adviced you broke bitches to do so would have doubled his money

?50k euros now would have been ?100k

slapass · 11-01-2013, 04:13 AM

He would be up 50% just on the SP500 and would have had the 3% dividend every year to boot.

Harmon · 11-01-2013, 05:11 AM

Buy some used vending machines, arcade games, pool tables, air hockey, gumball machines etc and setup relationships with local bar owners, pizza shops, bowling alleys, mom and pop convenience stores, habibs, etc. Cut them in on a percentage of what comes out of the till.

Place said machines in these locations and let them do all of the work. Check the coin till periodically. Yes, there is some maintenance that you will have to deal with from time to time but that goes for anything.

08-23-2011, 08:26 PM	#51
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jimmycooper Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Location: Manhattan Posts: 4,016	Find 2 stocks from different sectors with shares in the $20-25 dollar range. look for a high volume. Look at the Options chains and try to find ones with one month out calls that are just barely in the money and are selling at a high premium. When you find one, buy 100 shares and then immediately sell the calls. With a volatile market, you could make about 5% a month __________________

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08-24-2011, 05:46 PM	#58
barcodes Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 2,040	Buy a canon 5d mark ii for 2100 ish bucks and buy a 50mm lens for 99 bucks. Teach yourself how to use it so that you are comfortable using it in manual mode. There are a lot of online resources where you can learn about everything. Buy a white lightning strobe for a few hundred bucks and teach yourself how to use it. Buy a reflector kit for like 50 bucks and learn how to use that. Buy some business cards for yourself and shoot some weddings or events when you feel you are ready. You can charge some good money for weddings and rent out glass for a pretty cheap fee. You could make some decent money with some time and effort. You could bring your new-found skill into adult and make yourself some more money selling your own work. It could prove to be a fun and rewarding new profession for you and you don't have to spend the whole 5k. Just a thought, I don't know how good of an idea it is but I would try it if I had the resources and time. Best of luck to ya. Last edited by barcodes; 08-24-2011 at 05:53 PM..

08-24-2011, 04:20 PM	#56
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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	He would be up 50% just on the SP500 and would have had the 3% dividend every year to boot.

11-01-2013, 05:11 AM	#62
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	Buy some used vending machines, arcade games, pool tables, air hockey, gumball machines etc and setup relationships with local bar owners, pizza shops, bowling alleys, mom and pop convenience stores, habibs, etc. Cut them in on a percentage of what comes out of the till. Place said machines in these locations and let them do all of the work. Check the coin till periodically. Yes, there is some maintenance that you will have to deal with from time to time but that goes for anything. __________________ [email protected]