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epitome 08-23-2011 02:14 PM

Did you ever build galleries to submit to the hun after a program was nice enough to set you up with some hosting?

bronco67 08-23-2011 03:03 PM

Why don't you spin the the income-generator-wheel-o-matic? It's fun and profitable to get into things you know nothing about, or have no passion for.

LeRoy 08-23-2011 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18369060)
Buy 200 domains for $1800

Pay someone $800 to install wordpress on them and get them to basic setup with decent plugins and templates ready to go. Someone such as myself can do this with scripts.

Pay designer $800 to kick out the most basic of headers for the blogs.

Pay someone else $200 to link all of the headers and enter into headspace2 the main page title, description, keywords...

Pay $2500 for 700 blog posts. Go ahead and kick out 100 of your own as each blog is coming out of the assembly line adding one post to it and making sure all final touches are good.

Sure we went $1,100 over budget, but you will make that all back in no time...

This requires labor. I doubt OP wants to work

bigluv 08-23-2011 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 18375451)
This requires labor. I doubt OP wants to work

You got it mostly right.

OP wants :

1) Post on GFY and otherwise do nothing
2) ???
3) Profit

ruff 08-23-2011 06:02 PM

Naturally the first place I would turn to for financial and investment advice would be GFY. I understand that this forum has the greatest concentration of Internet millionaires on the planet. Maybe even Earth itself. I'm going to monitor this thread for some juicy ideas that I could implement for income as well. Carry on Gentlemen.

scottybuzz 08-23-2011 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff (Post 18375779)
Naturally the first place I would turn to for financial and investment advice would be GFY. I understand that this forum has the greatest concentration of Internet millionaires on the planet. Maybe even Earth itself. I'm going to monitor this thread for some juicy ideas that I could implement for income as well. Carry on Gentlemen.

love or hate gfy, there are a good number of seriously rich people who post or at least read this board

Deputy Chief Command 08-23-2011 06:08 PM

http://www.google.com/finance?q=EBR%3AKBC

buy this , it is in euros though , so you should invest 5k euros right now at 18.27

in six months time this will most likely hit 30 at least once .. sell!


won't be a huge profit , but still pretty decent return I think ..

I bought 10k euros at 8.25 in 2007 and sold at 33

ThunderBalls 08-23-2011 06:11 PM

Fly to Columbia and buy 3 kilos of cocaine. Smuggle it back and that 3 kilos is now worth close to $100,000.

WarChild 08-23-2011 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 18375802)
Fly to Columbia and buy 3 kilos of cocaine. Smuggle it back and that 3 kilos is now worth close to $100,000.

Then he would have to get a passport. I'm sure the fees would kill him.

wehateporn 08-23-2011 07:54 PM

We all have to play to our strengths; Mr Maxwell you would be good at running a forum, you could dress yourself up as different characters to get things going (and maintain). Perhaps it could be a forum about how to make money. It doesn't matter if you know how to make money or not, what matters is that you can become a hub for people who want to discuss it and get them all signed up under you

96ukssob 08-23-2011 08:26 PM

50 no income producing assets under $5k! :thumbsup

jimmycooper 08-24-2011 01:02 AM

Find 2 stocks from different sectors with shares in the $20-25 dollar range. look for a high volume. Look at the
Options chains and try to find ones with one month out calls that are just barely in the money and are selling at a high premium. When you find one, buy 100 shares and then immediately sell the calls. With a volatile market, you could make about 5% a month

epitome 08-24-2011 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18375329)
Did you ever build galleries to submit to the hun after a program was nice enough to set you up with some hosting?

Bump for answer.

Jakez 08-24-2011 01:49 AM

I'll tell you how to double it month after month but I want half of the profits, forever. Seriously.

HerPimp 08-24-2011 01:55 AM

Buy a cam, sex toys, and follow orders of anyone paying.

V_RocKs 08-24-2011 04:20 PM

Buy gold.

wehateporn 08-24-2011 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18378175)
Buy gold.



barcodes 08-24-2011 05:46 PM

Buy a canon 5d mark ii for 2100 ish bucks and buy a 50mm lens for 99 bucks. Teach yourself how to use it so that you are comfortable using it in manual mode. There are a lot of online resources where you can learn about everything. Buy a white lightning strobe for a few hundred bucks and teach yourself how to use it. Buy a reflector kit for like 50 bucks and learn how to use that. Buy some business cards for yourself and shoot some weddings or events when you feel you are ready. You can charge some good money for weddings and rent out glass for a pretty cheap fee. You could make some decent money with some time and effort.

You could bring your new-found skill into adult and make yourself some more money selling your own work. It could prove to be a fun and rewarding new profession for you and you don't have to spend the whole 5k. Just a thought, I don't know how good of an idea it is but I would try it if I had the resources and time.

Best of luck to ya.

marlboroack 08-24-2011 09:33 PM

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed :rasta

Deputy Chief Command 11-01-2013 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18375793)
http://www.google.com/finance?q=EBR%3AKBC

buy this , it is in euros though , so you should invest 5k euros right now at 18.27

in six months time this will most likely hit 30 at least once .. sell!


won't be a huge profit , but still pretty decent return I think ..

I bought 10k euros at 8.25 in 2007 and sold at 33



was doing some research on some stocks when I remembered my free GFY.com advice


this stock is at ?39 euros now!

anyone that bought this stock when I adviced you broke bitches to do so would have doubled his money

?50k euros now would have been ?100k :thumbsup:thumbsup

slapass 11-01-2013 04:13 AM

He would be up 50% just on the SP500 and would have had the 3% dividend every year to boot.

Harmon 11-01-2013 05:11 AM

Buy some used vending machines, arcade games, pool tables, air hockey, gumball machines etc and setup relationships with local bar owners, pizza shops, bowling alleys, mom and pop convenience stores, habibs, etc. Cut them in on a percentage of what comes out of the till.

Place said machines in these locations and let them do all of the work. Check the coin till periodically. Yes, there is some maintenance that you will have to deal with from time to time but that goes for anything.


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