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cali_22 · 01-29-2003, 05:59 PM

Is it Bad When your Mom recieves your first porn check in the Mail ! jesus ...
I went away for a week told my dad to check the p.o box for other mail coming in so he sends my mother ! what a lazy prick , and then they both open a check from sexual cash addressed to me,
hahahaha

Can you believe that !I still need a good story to tell them what the funds are for , lol

oh well , its kinda like getting caught jerking off with the door open .

peace yall!

cali

www.hoes.ca

Dawgy · 01-29-2003, 06:00 PM

haha ive had that happen.

dood, take all that space outta ur sig ;)

cali_22 · 01-29-2003, 06:04 PM

Ya man , Rough !

Ill try to fix the sig thanks !

twistyneck · 01-29-2003, 06:05 PM

Whip up a little mainstream looking site and put one tiny text link to your sponsor. Tell them you just wanted to try porn on your site and see what all the fuss was about. Trust me, this works.

Lethal · 01-29-2003, 06:06 PM

If I owned a site as shit as hoes.ca I certainly wouldn't want other people to know about it.

dlex · 01-29-2003, 06:07 PM

just say that your credit card got hacked and you got charged by a porn company by mistake. And that they are just refunding you the charges...

lagwagon · 01-29-2003, 06:08 PM

woah thats cool that you get paid to jerk off... hook me up with your affilliate code!

kane · 01-29-2003, 06:10 PM

when I first got into this biz I misunderstoon the signup for a sponser program and put my site name where I should have put my name. So my first check came and it read: pay to the order of X-Treme Anal Whores.

I got a couple of funny looks at the bank with that one

pink_in_the_middle · 01-29-2003, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cali_22
[B]Is it Bad When your Mom recieves your first porn check in the Mail ! jesus ...
I went away for a week told my dad to check the p.o box for other mail coming in so he sends my mother ! what a lazy prick , and then they both open a check from sexual cash addressed to me,
hahahaha

Can you believe that !I still need a good story to tell them what the funds are for , lol

How old are you ??? LMAO

haggard · 01-29-2003, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lagwagon
woah thats cool that you get paid to jerk off... hook me up with your affilliate code!

where do i sign up? i wanna make some extra cash doing that. lol!

cali_22 · 01-29-2003, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kane
when I first got into this biz I misunderstoon the signup for a sponser program and put my site name where I should have put my name. So my first check came and it read: pay to the order of X-Treme Anal Whores.

I got a couple of funny looks at the bank with that one

haha bank tellers face must have been worth a thousand words, lol

Jamdin · 01-29-2003, 06:20 PM

Just tell your mom that you've using that webcam she bought you last Christmas to good use

haggard · 01-29-2003, 06:21 PM

no seriously...

where do you sign up? hehe.

cold_ice · 01-29-2003, 06:22 PM

Just tell your mom its some kind of spam and they offer the check so you can join their program and that you are going to send the check back and ask them not to mail you any more shit

Warden · 01-29-2003, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kane
when I first got into this biz I misunderstoon the signup for a sponser program and put my site name where I should have put my name. So my first check came and it read: pay to the order of X-Treme Anal Whores.

I got a couple of funny looks at the bank with that one

ROTFL

I would have love to been the person behind you in line to see that play out!

Warden

Monique Niccole · 01-29-2003, 06:30 PM

Have her arrested for opening your mail. That'll learn 'er.

Afrekete

pink_in_the_middle · 01-29-2003, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cali_22

I just read this off another board.

quote:
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Originally posted by cali_22
I turned that board upside down once , lol
who cares there jerks over there.
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Cali_22

pink_in_the_middle · 01-29-2003, 06:47 PM

*oops wrong thread*

psyko514 · 01-29-2003, 06:51 PM

grow some hair on your balls, move out, and fix your fucking sig.

pink_in_the_middle · 01-29-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
grow some hair on your balls, move out, and fix your fucking sig.

Seems like he doesn't know how to fix his sig on either board

Daen · 01-29-2003, 06:58 PM

I am just about to sign up CCBill as the processor for my pay site, how discrete are their cheque payments? What will be on the envelope? Will my porn URL appear on the cheque anywhere. If my grandmother were to receive this cheque and open it would she be offended? Thanks.

psyko514 · 01-29-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
Seems like he doesn't know how to fix his sig on either board

Well, I think it has something to do with his severe lack of knowledge of HTML. I'll give him credit cause he's only 13.

psyko514 · 01-29-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
I am just about to sign up CCBill as the processor for my pay site, how discrete are their cheque payments? What will be on the envelope? Will my porn URL appear on the cheque anywhere. If my grandmother were to receive this cheque and open it would she be offended? Thanks.

The checks are printed on a picture related to your site's niche and the URL is in big, bold letters. The check is delivered by a big-breasted topless blonde riding a 6'9 250lb wheel-chair bound black man.

cold_ice · 01-29-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514

The checks are printed on a picture related to your site's niche and the URL is in big, bold letters. The check is delivered by a big-breasted topless blonde riding a 6'9 250lb wheel-chair bound black man.

Damn I actually had to lol

MetaMan · 01-29-2003, 07:14 PM

I got my first cheque from sexxxfarm by babenet my mom saw it, no big deal

ZoiNk · 01-29-2003, 07:19 PM

Why are you sending ppl to your PO box if you are worried they will open it. Simple response... MORON
ZoiNk

NoCarrier · 01-29-2003, 07:21 PM

Why do you promote a site for surfers in your signature!? http://www.hoes.ca

?

I don't get it. Explain to us.

Also, the banner is too huge for your signature. Promote a sponsor. This is a message board for webmasters you know.

playa · 01-29-2003, 07:24 PM

i thank god i left home when i was 18

asuna · 01-29-2003, 07:38 PM

Yeah, it WOULD be cool if sponsors used their non porn name..
I cashed an Oliver Klozov check onced.. I got so many dirty looks, but who cares, just my family i wouldn't want seeing

psyko514 · 01-29-2003, 07:41 PM

I was cashing Xpics checks at 15 and no one said anything, including my parents.

Ho0k-UpS · 01-29-2003, 07:44 PM

my mother catch me masturbating sometime, she just walk straight in and see me shoot all over me! hehe bu she no mind, she jst give me the hanky and tale me to clean up better next time

psyko514 · 01-29-2003, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ho0k-UpS
my mother catch me masturbating sometime, she just walk straight in and see me shoot all over me! hehe bu she no mind, she jst give me the hanky and tale me to clean up better next time

you're dumb.

cali_22 · 01-29-2003, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
i thank god i left home when i was 18

I dont even live at home thats the funny part !

pink_in_the_middle · 01-29-2003, 09:33 PM

Cali_22 hows PJ's doin'???
I hope us jerks aren't troubling you in any way.

cali_22 · 01-29-2003, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
Cali_22 hows PJ's doin'???
I hope us jerks aren't troubling you in any way.

LOL
NOT AT ALLL BRO ! lovin it !

machineg · 01-29-2003, 11:28 PM

parents ( most ) will get over it ... mine went fucking balistic .
but now they are totally cool with what I do .

I just told them that every porn star or what ever out there has to be someones kid and guess what, its thiers LOL ..

my mom just said "true enough , at least you aren't killing people "

The income they see you pullin can make it easier to forgive .. depending on what you do ..

playa · 01-29-2003, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by machineg
parents ( most ) will get over it ... mine went fucking balistic .
but now they are totally cool with what I do .

show them this page

if big corporate america does it than why can't you

01-29-2003, 05:59 PM	#1
cali_22 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Whistler BC Posts: 2,330	Is It Bad When Your Mom .... Is it Bad When your Mom recieves your first porn check in the Mail ! jesus ... I went away for a week told my dad to check the p.o box for other mail coming in so he sends my mother ! what a lazy prick , and then they both open a check from sexual cash addressed to me, hahahaha Can you believe that !I still need a good story to tell them what the funds are for , lol oh well , its kinda like getting caught jerking off with the door open . peace yall! cali www.hoes.ca

01-29-2003, 06:00 PM	#2
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01-29-2003, 06:04 PM	#3
cali_22 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Whistler BC Posts: 2,330	Ya man , Rough ! Ill try to fix the sig thanks !

01-29-2003, 06:05 PM	#4
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Whip up a little mainstream looking site and put one tiny text link to your sponsor. Tell them you just wanted to try porn on your site and see what all the fuss was about. Trust me, this works.

01-29-2003, 06:06 PM	#5
Lethal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 494	If I owned a site as shit as hoes.ca I certainly wouldn't want other people to know about it.

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01-29-2003, 06:10 PM	#8
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	when I first got into this biz I misunderstoon the signup for a sponser program and put my site name where I should have put my name. So my first check came and it read: pay to the order of X-Treme Anal Whores. I got a couple of funny looks at the bank with that one

01-29-2003, 06:20 PM	#12
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Just tell your mom that you've using that webcam she bought you last Christmas to good use

01-29-2003, 06:22 PM	#14
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Just tell your mom its some kind of spam and they offer the check so you can join their program and that you are going to send the check back and ask them not to mail you any more shit

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Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Have her arrested for opening your mail. That'll learn 'er. Afrekete

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01-29-2003, 06:58 PM	#21
Daen Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 177	I am just about to sign up CCBill as the processor for my pay site, how discrete are their cheque payments? What will be on the envelope? Will my porn URL appear on the cheque anywhere. If my grandmother were to receive this cheque and open it would she be offended? Thanks.

01-29-2003, 07:14 PM	#25
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I got my first cheque from sexxxfarm by babenet my mom saw it, no big deal

01-29-2003, 07:19 PM	#26
ZoiNk Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 2,370	Why are you sending ppl to your PO box if you are worried they will open it. Simple response... MORON ZoiNk __________________ "People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

01-29-2003, 07:21 PM	#27
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Why do you promote a site for surfers in your signature!? http://www.hoes.ca ? I don't get it. Explain to us. Also, the banner is too huge for your signature. Promote a sponsor. This is a message board for webmasters you know. __________________ Last edited by NoCarrier; 01-29-2003 at 07:22 PM..

01-29-2003, 07:24 PM	#28
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	i thank god i left home when i was 18

01-29-2003, 07:38 PM	#29
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	Yeah, it WOULD be cool if sponsors used their non porn name.. I cashed an Oliver Klozov check onced.. I got so many dirty looks, but who cares, just my family i wouldn't want seeing __________________

01-29-2003, 07:41 PM	#30
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	I was cashing Xpics checks at 15 and no one said anything, including my parents. __________________ Bad Girl Bucks - 50% Revshare through CCBill. Promote BrandyDDD, Pixie's Pillows, Action Allie and more! Phoenix Forum Pics \| Webmaster Access Montreal pics email: psyko514(a)gmail.com \| icq: 214-702-014

01-29-2003, 07:44 PM	#31
Ho0k-UpS Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 98	my mother catch me masturbating sometime, she just walk straight in and see me shoot all over me! hehe bu she no mind, she jst give me the hanky and tale me to clean up better next time

01-29-2003, 09:33 PM	#34
pink_in_the_middle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: O Canada Posts: 4,503	Cali_22 hows PJ's doin'??? I hope us jerks aren't troubling you in any way.

01-29-2003, 11:28 PM	#36
machineg Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,090	parents ( most ) will get over it ... mine went fucking balistic . but now they are totally cool with what I do . I just told them that every porn star or what ever out there has to be someones kid and guess what, its thiers LOL .. my mom just said "true enough , at least you aren't killing people " The income they see you pullin can make it easier to forgive .. depending on what you do .. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.