Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 01-29-2003, 05:03 AM   #1
OzKaNoz
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Deep With In Your Mind
Posts: 1,834
A good morning joke

When All Else Fails...

The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the
middle
of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer,
who
understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the
purpose
of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra
advertising
slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans,
originally
written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their
suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and
camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone:

The Top Ten:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!

9. Viagra, The quicker picker upper!

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there... overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be!

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone!

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs...


Feel free to add your own.
Oz
__________________
Techie Media Web Hosting
OzKaNoz is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2003, 11:16 AM   #2
OzKaNoz
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Deep With In Your Mind
Posts: 1,834
Some of you guy's wouldn't know a good joke if it reached up and bit you on the ass!


Oz
__________________
Techie Media Web Hosting
OzKaNoz is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2003, 11:57 AM   #3
Dildozer
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 7,519
I thought Viagra jokes stopped being funny in 1999
my bad
__________________
Spam link here
Dildozer is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2003, 12:25 PM   #4
JFK
FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
 
JFK's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: FUBARLAND
Posts: 67,374
Quote:
Originally posted by Dildozer
I thought Viagra jokes stopped being funny in 1999
my bad
There is a new crop that keeps popping up !
__________________

FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX
For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com
JFK is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2003, 02:17 PM   #5
Loch
Confirmed User
 
Loch's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 7,674
Quote:
Originally posted by Dildozer
I thought Viagra jokes stopped being funny in 1999
my bad
__________________

Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production
ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com
Loch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2003, 02:21 PM   #6
Cheshire
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Rosen-Villin
Posts: 5,738
Viagra ~ because 40 years later your wife's ass is just that big.
__________________


just a little bit naughty
Cheshire is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2003, 02:24 PM   #7
Ray@TastyDollars
 
Ray@TastyDollars's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 6,797
OzKaNoz , been a while bud. Remeber me? i used to roam that TGP2 board ;).

Hope all is well with you.

Ray
Ray@TastyDollars is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.