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![]() When All Else Fails...
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone: The Top Ten: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up! 9. Viagra, The quicker picker upper! 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there... overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be! 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone! 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman! 3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs... ![]() Feel free to add your own. Oz |
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Some of you guy's wouldn't know a good joke if it reached up and bit you on the ass!
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I thought Viagra jokes stopped being funny in 1999
my bad
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Viagra ~ because 40 years later your wife's ass is just that big.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
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OzKaNoz , been a while bud. Remeber me? i used to roam that TGP2 board ;).
Hope all is well with you. Ray
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