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  • LightscapeMedia
    DirtyPeach.com
    • May 2010
    • 828

    #1

    Masturbating with a warm tomato

    I just tried it. It's not bad. Almost like the real thing.
  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47882

    #2
    pics or it didn't happen...
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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94735

      #3
      An interesting twist to the good ol' Cold Irish Wank ...

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      • DBS.US
        Geo Cities
        • Aug 2003
        • 11843

        #4
        Sounds like a trick
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        • Max Potential
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2008
          • 1045

          #5
          microwave or oven?

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          • L-Pink
            working on my tan
            • Mar 2005
            • 39151

            #6
            I have to use a watermelon.

            .

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            • digitalfantasies
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2010
              • 2759

              #7
              I hope for your sake you used a condom...

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              • Vjo
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2002
                • 6082

                #8
                damn I never thought of that

                yeah seems the large tomatoes would be preferable messy

                Guys are seriously horny man. 1995 AOL showed that. lol
                Last edited by Vjo; 08-06-2011, 06:49 PM.

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                • LightscapeMedia
                  DirtyPeach.com
                  • May 2010
                  • 828

                  #9
                  Originally posted by digitalfantasies
                  I hope for your sake you used a condom...
                  This is where I erred and I've been pulling seeds out of my pee hole for the last hour and a half.

                  But it's the price we pay..

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133986

                    #10
                    The pull out method always works

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                    • LightscapeMedia
                      DirtyPeach.com
                      • May 2010
                      • 828

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Max Potential
                      microwave or oven?
                      Nuked the fucker.

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                      • tabasco
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 2624

                        #12
                        Wouldn't it stain your pecker red?
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                        • marlboroack
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 9327

                          #13
                          You jerked off with mashed potato or you fucked the potato?

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                          • lazycash
                            Troll Patrol
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 15214

                            #14
                            Originally posted by marlboroack
                            You jerked off with mashed potato or you fucked the potato?
                            Neither, he masturbated with a tomato.
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                            • Max Potential
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 1045

                              #15
                              I tried this tonight and found that a green one seems a little tighter than the red ones, just FYI.

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                              • tabasco
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 2624

                                #16
                                I just tried this and it didn't work plus I got a very badly burnt anus. Thanks for nothing!
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                                • Double trouble
                                  So Fucking What?
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 22251

                                  #17

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                                  • astronaut x
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2011
                                    • 4844

                                    #18
                                    why not add an avacado, get head from some lettuce, and make your own dressing?

                                    call it the.... "I just had sex with a salad"
                                    Hello

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                                    • astronaut x
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2011
                                      • 4844

                                      #19
                                      she siad...."potato, patoto, tamoto, tamoto, lets call the whole thing off".

                                      ba da dump crash
                                      Hello

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                                      • mavruda
                                        porn cartoonist
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 2597

                                        #20
                                        Ha ! A tomato - Dude, you are ways too behind that guy - see his video:

                                        http://www.stileproject.com/video/13...-cars-tailpipe

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                                        • Rochard
                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 75733

                                          #21
                                          Use a banana.

                                          Take a banana, put duck tape around it, cut off an end, and then microwave it for a few seconds. Just like a fucking a pussy.

                                          See, my time at Yanks Cash did help!
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                                          • LightscapeMedia
                                            DirtyPeach.com
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 828

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by tabasco
                                            I just tried this and it didn't work plus I got a very badly burnt anus. Thanks for nothing!
                                            Next time leave out the Tabasco... See: "my penis is on fire from habanero"

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                                            • amariah23
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jul 2010
                                              • 30

                                              #23
                                              Next time use a grapefruit

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                                              • Chosen
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 63151

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mavruda
                                                Ha ! A tomato - Dude, you are ways too behind that guy - see his video:

                                                http://www.stileproject.com/video/13...-cars-tailpipe
                                                LoL

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                                                • Chosen
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 63151

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by amariah23
                                                  Next time use a grapefruit
                                                  Don't do it bareback, it's gonna hurt(just a guess)

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                                                  • CurrentlySober
                                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 38946

                                                    #26
                                                    i cant afford a tomato...


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                                                    • scarlettcontent
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                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 6031

                                                      #27
                                                      wanna see pics


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                                                        • seeandsee
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                                                          • 50945

                                                          #29
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                                                          • u-Bob
                                                            there's no $$$ in porn
                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 33063

                                                            #30
                                                            how about 2 steaks and some duct tape?

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                                                            • thickcash_amo
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                                                              • Sep 2009
                                                              • 3847

                                                              #31
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                                                              • cherrylula
                                                                lol
                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                • 15969

                                                                #32
                                                                um tomatoes are like 3 inches long??? really? lol

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                                                                • HarleySpencer
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Jun 2011
                                                                  • 39

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Oh my god.

                                                                  I have never heard of that before. Different, but.... hey, glad you liked it!
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                                                                  • livexxx
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                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                    • 1201

                                                                    #34
                                                                    red pepper or green pepper?
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                                                                    • SomeCreep
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 26118

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Post pics please

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                                                                      • grumpy
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                        • 9870

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by LightscapeMedia
                                                                        I just tried it. It's not bad. Almost like the real thing.
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                                                                          • 4187

                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • seeme
                                                                            Stephen
                                                                            • Jun 2011
                                                                            • 840

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I prefer a coconut, the hair feels like real pussy

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                                                                            • CamJack
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                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 1334

                                                                              #39
                                                                              What no video?
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                                                                              • edgeprod
                                                                                Permanently Gone
                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                • 10019

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                Use a banana.

                                                                                Take a banana, put duck tape around it, cut off an end, and then microwave it for a few seconds. Just like a fucking a pussy.

                                                                                See, my time at Yanks Cash did help!
                                                                                How the hell would you fit inside of a banana? They're not very big around.

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                                                                                • Adraco
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2009
                                                                                  • 3745

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Oh, you sad, sad person who has to fuck by yourself, only accompanied by a poor tomato...
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                                                                                  • michael.kickass
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                                                                                    • Mar 2009
                                                                                    • 11039

                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • David!
                                                                                      By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 6501

                                                                                      #43



                                                                                      Not sure it will hotlink
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                                                                                      • marketsmart
                                                                                        HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                                        • 20419

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MCO_David



                                                                                        Not sure it will hotlink
                                                                                        thank you for being brave enough to share your adventure with the rest of us...

                                                                                        did you think the "not sure it will hotlink" would throw us off your trail....





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