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CaptainHowdy 08-07-2011 10:08 AM
Just strangeing myself by ...

Emil 08-07-2011 10:09 AM
Why do you care what idiots on GFY think? You know the situation better than anyone.

pornmasta 08-07-2011 10:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emil (Post 18337660)
You know the situation better than anyone.
that's why he asks ;)

cutedimples 08-07-2011 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18337487)
This is good advice. Club closes at 2 so I think I will go 12:30 or so in time for us to head home together.

I asked her If I tell the doorman I'm there to see her, can I get in for free, and she said she doesn't dance there often enough to get them to do that. It's true she hasn't been dancing there often, some weeks not at all, but I think it's crap about not getting friends in for free. Hmmm...

No pictures. Trust me she's hot. I don't really want her to accidentally come across this thread. I not embarassed, just don't want her to think I am into her. I want her to think I am aloof.

Either way, she came over on the weekend and spent the night - that was fucking awesome. I'm totally going to the club.

Next question, should I bring a wingman? I have a friend that I could bring, so that, when she is dancing with some guy, I am not the awkward guy alone at the table. I also don't want her to feel she has to spend time with me or that I am bored - she is free to dance and make money and not worry about if I am bored.

Or does a friend make a third wheel? This friend is totally cool. (I would ask him to drive his car seperatly so I am free at the end of the night). He's a good wingman and would do that.
Bring your girlfriend, and tell her, "that goddess right there, is the hottest and cutest girl in this whole planet. She spent a night with me this weekend and we did ev---erything that you can imagine AND oh a long pillow talk too! She left 5 mins before you came. Damn So hot!! Im sure she would DIE to meet you! Btw, Do you think now that I'm at her work, she would consider me a customer only?"

Then genuinely look at her face and ask, "How about a 3some?"

:disgust

HarleySpencer 08-07-2011 04:33 PM
Just do it. If you don't, you'll be left wondering what would have happened if you hadn't. What's the worst that could happen?

HarleySpencer 08-07-2011 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18337487)
This is good advice. Club closes at 2 so I think I will go 12:30 or so in time for us to head home together.

I asked her If I tell the doorman I'm there to see her, can I get in for free, and she said she doesn't dance there often enough to get them to do that. It's true she hasn't been dancing there often, some weeks not at all, but I think it's crap about not getting friends in for free. Hmmm...

No pictures. Trust me she's hot. I don't really want her to accidentally come across this thread. I not embarassed, just don't want her to think I am into her. I want her to think I am aloof.

Either way, she came over on the weekend and spent the night - that was fucking awesome. I'm totally going to the club.

Next question, should I bring a wingman? I have a friend that I could bring, so that, when she is dancing with some guy, I am not the awkward guy alone at the table. I also don't want her to feel she has to spend time with me or that I am bored - she is free to dance and make money and not worry about if I am bored.

Or does a friend make a third wheel? This friend is totally cool. (I would ask him to drive his car seperatly so I am free at the end of the night). He's a good wingman and would do that.
Wingman is a good idea.

livexxx 08-07-2011 05:23 PM
never shit on your own doorstep

camperjohn64 10-13-2011 02:30 PM
Update: 3 months later we are great friends.

* Good news: I am not even close to the "customer zone", and never was with this stripper. She was not gaming me at all, ever.

* Bad: I am completely, 100%, in the "friend zone".

We go out, I pay for dinner, then next time she whips out her wallet and pays for dinner. We talk almost every day SMS or email. I see her twice a week. Yesterday I went to LA and we spent the entire day together. I even stayed at her place, slept in her bed next to her, but but no sex, not even a backrub. She said it would be weird "because we are friends".

So basically it went from (day 1) giving her backrubs in my bed while she's wearing nothing but a thong, to (last night) no touching at all "because it's weird".

Last weekend she said she decided to go back to her old boyfriend. He is a heavyweight UFC fighter. I'm fit, fashionable, intellegent, showered. He's huge, fat, hairy, but "strong and manly". How can a computer programmer compete with that?

* Worst case scenerio - She told me that this UFC fighter is really aggressive and possesive. Let's hope he doesn't find out I slept in her bed.

Pics or it didnt happen? This is her, I won't post pics of us together, since, you know, because of the whole the 250lbs UFC fighter guy thing.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...2_688655_n.jpg


http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6659574_n.jpg

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...82776734_n.jpg

DarkJedi 10-13-2011 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18489393)
We go out, I pay for dinner, then next time she whips out her wallet and pays for dinner. We talk almost every day SMS or email. I see her twice a week. Yesterday I went to LA and we spent the entire day together. I even stayed at her place, slept in her bed next to her, but but no sex, not even a backrub. She said it would be weird "because we are friends".

So basically it went from (day 1) giving her backrubs in my bed while she's wearing nothing but a thong, to (last night) no touching at all "because it's weird".
She thinks you're a fag.

And she's right.

LeRoy 10-13-2011 02:47 PM
That didnt turn out good :(

Nice guys finish last!

I was hopin for some good debauchery stories.

At least you made a new friend tho.

BlackCrayon 10-13-2011 02:55 PM
you should of kept going even though she said it was 'weird'...its in that moment and only in that moment did you have the power to make change. you didn't. if you know how to turn her on, it shouldn't stay 'weird' for long. unless of course, you are weird.

ottopottomouse 10-13-2011 03:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wNtQt.jpg

camperjohn64 10-13-2011 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 18489478)
you should of kept going even though she said it was 'weird'...its in that moment and only in that moment did you have the power to make change. you didn't. if you know how to turn her on, it shouldn't stay 'weird' for long. unless of course, you are weird.
I think I have to admit to myself that I am weird. I really have no confidence left. This is also why I didn't push it. I feel like I'm on pins an needles with every move.

camperjohn64 10-13-2011 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18489499)
How the fuck did you find that image?

_Richard_ 10-13-2011 03:32 PM
model mayhem?

ottopottomouse 10-13-2011 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18489523)
How the fuck did you find that image?
By you posting who she is.

pornmasta 10-13-2011 04:21 PM
She accepts fans:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mindy-...028294?sk=wall

pornmasta 10-13-2011 04:23 PM
she looks young for a 31 years old woman.

Ayla_SquareTurtle 10-13-2011 04:26 PM
I think you might not be in any zone now, friend or otherwise...

L-Pink 10-13-2011 04:26 PM
I wrote on her wall " I like giving back rubs, long walks in the rain and puppies"

.

camperjohn64 10-13-2011 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18489677)
I wrote on her wall " I like giving back rubs, long walks in the rain and puppies"

.
Thanks fucker. :-)

camperjohn64 10-13-2011 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 18489666)
I guess I forgot who I was dealing with...hmm...

Poindexterity 10-13-2011 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18489682)
I guess I forgot who I was dealing with...hmm...
how in the fuck did you do THAT?

camperjohn64 10-13-2011 05:00 PM
Bonus points then: Who is the MMA guy she is dating?

Just Alex 10-13-2011 05:03 PM
Run fast boy. She will take you to cleaners very soon.

Zarathustra 10-13-2011 05:41 PM
The friend zone is the best zone, don't let others tell you otherwise

It's perfect for letting her put her guard down and relaxed. Especially if other guys always after her and she has to front

Zarathustra 10-13-2011 05:43 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4617264_n.jpg

L-Pink 10-13-2011 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zarathustra (Post 18489793)
I didn't know you were that tall.

.

Zarathustra 10-13-2011 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18489796)
I didn't know you were that tall.

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lol...........

porno jew 10-13-2011 05:47 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...-have-you.jpeg

NALEM 10-13-2011 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18489682)
I guess I forgot who I was dealing with...hmm...
GFY detectives. Between facial recognition software and source codes, if they shall look, they shall find.

camperjohn64 10-13-2011 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 18489910)
GFY detectives got nothing better to do. Worse than this, she got family

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3849559_n.jpg
Thats actually MY cat.

So, does she have a criminal record?

NALEM 10-13-2011 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18489915)
Thats actually MY cat.

So, does she have a criminal record?
Damn you were quick. I had that picture hotlinked then decided to pull it.:1orglaugh

Btw, if you do decide to keep the friend thing going, then do it for a few months only till she has troubles with her boyfriend again. Its guaranteed to happen. Just remember to maintain self respect. Woman sense it and are more attracted to men that have it.

Good luck!

Gambrinus 10-13-2011 07:48 PM
I sure hope nobody sends her a link to this thread.

camperjohn64 10-13-2011 10:59 PM
Update #3: She just called and asked if she can come crash at my house tonight.

Even after reading all this, I seriously, have no idea what to do.

Must try to be a man, respect, a little of a dick, but just be myself.

camperjohn64 10-13-2011 11:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 18489996)
I sure hope nobody sends her a link to this thread.
Oh gee thanks. Good job. Now I know why she's coming over tonight. I'm fucked, not in a good way.

marlboroack 10-13-2011 11:11 PM
Yeah, that's kinda low.

HardlinkSells 10-13-2011 11:46 PM
Link sent

pornmasta 10-14-2011 12:09 AM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3849559_n.jpg

omg this chair is full of cat.

TubeSubmitters 10-14-2011 12:45 AM
Link sent to stripper.


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