I can never look at my neighbor the same again.

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  • kane
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Aug 2001
    • 20684

    #1

    I can never look at my neighbor the same again.

    I had lunch with my brother this afternoon. We get back and are out front of my house standing by his truck talking. My neighbor comes out and asks if we could do her a favor. She asks of we could move a couch from her living room to her back bedroom. She is getting a new one delivered tomorrow and is making room for it. No problem. We go in and the couch is not heavy, just a little awkward, but we are only moving it about 20 feet. As we pass her bedroom on our way down the hall her door is half open and I glance in. Her bed is unmade and I notice that she has what is probably a 12-14 inch long black dildo laying on her bed next to her pillow. I nearly dropped my end of the couch.

    My neighbor is probably in her late 50's or even early 60's. She is about 5 foot 2 and maybe 100 pounds. Who would have guessed that she liked giant black cock. Now every time I see her I am going to wonder if she broke out the blackzilla dick the night before.
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    • Markul
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      #3
      hahaha awesome!
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      • Paul Markham
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        • Jun 2001
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        #4
        Ask her if you can come over and help her, or film her. LOL



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        • buildingfutures
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          • CurrentlySober
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            • Aug 2002
            • 38957

            #6
            Sorry, but why shouldn't your ADULT neighbour, be able too enjoy a healthy, normal, sex life / fetish, in the privacy of her own home?


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            • WebCashMaker
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              • Feb 2008
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              #7


              Cool Story Bro !
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              • brassmonkey
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                • Sep 2005
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                #8
                maybe you should go over and break her off a piece.
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                • ruff
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                  • Aug 2004
                  • 5507

                  #9
                  She left it there knowing you would see it. She's looking for the real thing and here you are writing about it on GFY. You need to be knocking on her front door!
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                  • Chosen
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 63151

                    #10

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                    • Choopa Phil
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                      #11
                      i literally LOL'd
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                      • martinsc
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                        • Jun 2005
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by ruff
                        She left it there knowing you would see it. She's looking for the real thing and here you are writing about it on GFY. You need to be knocking on her front door!
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                        • PornoStar69
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                          • Oct 2008
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                          #13
                          Take a photo of your neighbor we wanna see what she looks like.
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                            • beerptrol
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                              • Feb 2003
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                              #15
                              It's obvious that "move a couch" was code for a "threesome with big black dildo action thrown in".
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                              • L-Pink
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                                • Mar 2005
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                                #16
                                Great, you both have something in common .....

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                                • brassmonkey
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                                  • Sep 2005
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                  Great, you both have something in common .....

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                                  • SmokeyTheBear
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                                    • Jun 2004
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                                    #18
                                    i have almost identical story lol..

                                    these 2 older ladies who i assume are lesbians asked me and my friend to move a large desk down stairs when they were moving, they had taped the drawers shut so they wouldn't fly out while we were carrying it downstairs , but they used that crappy clear tape so as not to take the finish off the desk. But sure enough halfway down the stairs the bottom drawer flies open and spills out a pile of gay porn magazines, they were mostly focused on hardcore black s&m porn, my buddy nearly shit himself trying to scoop them back into the drawer before they came back in.. I was busting myself laughing as i'm sure although akward they wouldn't have really cared..
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                                    • halfpint
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                                      • Jun 2007
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                                      #19
                                      It was left on the bed for a reason. She wanted you to see it I think she has a crush on you

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                                      • PR_Glen
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                                        • Oct 2006
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                        Ask her if you can come over and help her, or film her. LOL
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                                        • SmokeyTheBear
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                                          • Jun 2004
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                                          #21
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                                          • SmokeyTheBear
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                                            • Jun 2004
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                                            #22
                                            Last edited by SmokeyTheBear; 08-05-2011, 08:35 AM.
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                                            • JamesGw
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                                                • cutedimples
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                                  i literally LOL'd
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                                                    #26
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • cherrylula
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                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 15969

                                                        #28
                                                        No reshitting? That would have been a good story.

                                                        You guys totally missed your chance to pull a train on that ho.

                                                        move a couch... yeah suuuure. LOL

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                                                        • DoubleD
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                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          haha well she's probably accomplished a lot in her life, wants that feeling of accomplishment to continue...
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                                                          • Sid70
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                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • JosephFM
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by PornoStar69
                                                              Take a photo of your neighbor we wanna see what she looks like.
                                                              I second that!

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                                                              • NaughtyRob
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                                                                #32
                                                                Sounds like she wanted you to see it.
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                                                                • kane
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                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 20684

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                  Sorry, but why shouldn't your ADULT neighbour, be able too enjoy a healthy, normal, sex life / fetish, in the privacy of her own home?
                                                                  She can do whatever she wants. The reason I was shocked it twofold. First, she seems like a very conservative, uptight kind of person. She is one of those people that when you see them or talk to them you never imagine that they could have had or do have a sex life. Second, the neighbor that lives on the other side of me is a gay guy. When he moved in she wrote the local paper warning that if the city allows this that the gay could "take over" the city. She had always been nice to me, but then I started (and still am) dating an Asian girl and she sometimes looks at us like she doesn't approve because it is interracial. So the last thing I expected was a big black dildo.

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                                                                  • kane
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 20684

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by PornoStar69
                                                                    Take a photo of your neighbor we wanna see what she looks like.
                                                                    I will see what I can do. I swear if you looked up "little old lady" in the dictionary they would have her picture. If I get a chance to get a shot of her I will snap it and post it.

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                                                                    • Socks
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                                                                      • May 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I was at a female friend's house once as a teenager, who lived with two lesbians. She decided to go into their nightstand drawer, and the dildos weren't the surprise.

                                                                      They had like a little metal kitchen tray hooked up to some kind of electrical device with wires and alligator clips... Next to the dildos.

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                                                                      • 96ukssob
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                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 12991

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by PornoStar69
                                                                        Take a photo of your neighbor we wanna see what she looks like.
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • kane
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                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 20684

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Socks
                                                                            I was at a female friend's house once as a teenager, who lived with two lesbians. She decided to go into their nightstand drawer, and the dildos weren't the surprise.

                                                                            They had like a little metal kitchen tray hooked up to some kind of electrical device with wires and alligator clips... Next to the dildos.
                                                                            Now that is a little bit shocking lol

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                                                                            • bean-aid
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                                                                              • Jun 2011
                                                                              • 16493

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Ask her if she uses that blackzilla dick for anal excitement as well

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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by beaner
                                                                                Ask her if she uses that blackzilla dick for anal excitement as well
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                                                                                • rogueteens
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                    • KickAssJesse
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Chosen
                                                                                      i concur

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                                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                                        • May 2001
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by kane
                                                                                        She can do whatever she wants. The reason I was shocked it twofold. First, she seems like a very conservative, uptight kind of person. She is one of those people that when you see them or talk to them you never imagine that they could have had or do have a sex life. Second, the neighbor that lives on the other side of me is a gay guy. When he moved in she wrote the local paper warning that if the city allows this that the gay could "take over" the city. She had always been nice to me, but then I started (and still am) dating an Asian girl and she sometimes looks at us like she doesn't approve because it is interracial. So the last thing I expected was a big black dildo.
                                                                                        Funny how most people of that disposition have some hypocrisy in their private lives somewhere.

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                                                                                        • Jakez
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          To save myself from vomiting I had to keep glancing at your sig.
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                                                                                          • grumpy
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                                                                                            • Jan 2002
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            a big black dildo doenst mean she likes big black cocks, it means she likes big black dildos. Get your facts straight
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                                                                                            • kane
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                                                                                              • Aug 2001
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Jakez
                                                                                              To save myself from vomiting I had to keep glancing at your sig.
                                                                                              LOL My sig can save lives.

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                                                                                              • amariah23
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Hahahhaha funny story.

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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by NaughtyRob
                                                                                                  Sounds like she wanted you to see it.
                                                                                                  YUp, pretty big hint

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                                                                                                  • Darkhorse
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                                                                                                    • Sep 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    lol maybe she wanted both of you to see it, wink wink lol...

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