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FreeHugeMovies · 08-18-2011, 08:40 AM

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/2549849730.html

woj · 08-18-2011, 08:46 AM

nicely done

the guy should start a blog, he would probably make decent $$ with that writing style and some marketing expertise....

Domain Diva · 08-18-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

nicely done

the guy should start a blog, he would probably make decent $$ with that writing style and some marketing expertise....

so funny!

I agree this guy has skills.

cooldude7 · 08-18-2011, 08:55 AM

jeez , i read the posting and i already started to like him.,

he's full of life and happening.

alias · 08-18-2011, 08:58 AM

Cool guy.

AzteK · 08-18-2011, 08:59 AM

haha I'm sold

dillonaire · 08-18-2011, 09:07 AM

Im taking this guy out for a beer when he gets to town. He reads "Tuesday's with Morrie", he uses the word fuck in every sentence, and he wants to live in on of the greatest cities on earth. ROCK!

BlackCrayon · 08-18-2011, 09:08 AM

cats are OK - purrr
dogs are OK - wooof

WebCashMaker · 08-18-2011, 09:09 AM

Fucking curses too fucking much.

fuzebox · 08-18-2011, 09:26 AM

Fuck, I wish he was moving to Vegas.

dillonaire · 08-18-2011, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

Im taking this guy out for a beer when he gets to town. He reads "Tuesday's with Morrie", he uses the word fuck in every sentence, and he wants to live in on of the greatest cities on earth. ROCK!

I just emailed him and the ad is not longer active

Jowebart · 08-18-2011, 09:32 AM

So when you look for a roommate please make sure you have a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before You die.

FreeHugeMovies · 08-18-2011, 09:33 AM

Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist.

Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no fucking clue where to live. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub.

A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off.

I also read a lot. I fucking LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fucking smart. Do you like movies? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!

Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA!

A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty fucking cool right?

I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already!

Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.

punker barbie · 08-18-2011, 09:38 AM

"My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT"

Yum. Yes please.

Bladewire · 08-18-2011, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/2549849730.html

Pointless without pics of you

tommy5tone · 08-18-2011, 10:07 AM

My friend sent this to me last night. I want to move to SF to be his roommate, just because he is awesome enough to pick me up some beef jerky on his way in.

tommy5tone · 08-18-2011, 10:10 AM

Quote:

a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already!

My roommate never brings me anything. That's it. I'm moving. Ha.

punker barbie · 08-18-2011, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Pointless without pics of you

agreed.

+1 for pics

Nismo · 08-18-2011, 10:55 AM

Best craigslist ad ever. I bet this guy will get a book deal out of this.

JayDeeZee · 08-18-2011, 11:05 AM

I wonder why they removed it?

Webmazter · 08-18-2011, 11:19 AM

Funny shit, they shouldn't remove it but I guess censorship rules nowadays in the Interwebs.

stephane76 · 08-18-2011, 11:27 AM

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/2553563387.html

Spunky · 08-18-2011, 11:33 AM

Sounds like quite the character

icymelon · 08-18-2011, 11:39 AM

I made cajun shrimp and pasta last night and I'm sure its better than the shit he puts on his fried green tomatoes. The only problem is I'm not a fan of san fran and I have 2 cats.

cooldude7 · 08-18-2011, 12:32 PM

too good to be true

i mean he does everything.,
cleans toilet , cooks food, plays guitar, c'mon

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-18-2011, 01:04 PM

Two weeks after moving in...

ADG

cooldude7 · 08-18-2011, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Two weeks after moving in...

ADG

RyuLion · 08-18-2011, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JayDeeZee

I wonder why they removed it?

Are you serious about this question?

RyuLion · 08-18-2011, 01:46 PM

braylove · 08-18-2011, 02:10 PM

Hahah love it.

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FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist. Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no fucking clue where to live. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub. A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off. I also read a lot. I fucking LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fucking smart. Do you like movies? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU! Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA! A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty fucking cool right? I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already! Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.

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