The Best Valentines Gift Ever! - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric · 01-28-2003, 06:19 PM

Ok ladies. Lets hear the best gift you ever got. And for the guys lets here the gift that got you the best reaction.

Libertine · 01-28-2003, 06:22 PM

I once sent a girl a chocolate heart. Upon delivery, it had broken. Took me weeks to convince her that really didn't mean I was dumping her.

Cheshire · 01-28-2003, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Ok ladies. Lets here the best gift you ever got. And for the guys lets here the gift that got you the best reaction.

HERE? Did you mean HEAR?

Ahahaha ~ I've been waiting a year and a half for you to misspell something. Sweet Victory!

kristin · 01-28-2003, 06:34 PM

I fucking hate Valentine's Day.

Rochard · 01-28-2003, 06:34 PM

A threesome. That's what I get every year.

RAM · 01-28-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
HERE? Did you mean HEAR?

Ahahaha ~ I've been waiting a year and a half for you to misspell something. Sweet Victory!

heheheh I fixed it for him

Cheshire · 01-28-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by RAM
heheheh I fixed it for him

Why would you steal the wind from my sails?

kristin · 01-28-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
A threesome. That's what I get every year.

Can it be with me this year???

p\mpd0g · 01-28-2003, 06:39 PM

what a dumb holiday.. I go out to eat, buy something gay.. and fuck her.. thats it.

Rochard · 01-28-2003, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by kristin

Can it be with me this year???

Any time you want to be with me...... Just call me. You have my cell phone number. We can do a repeat of Vegas.

kristin · 01-28-2003, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by p\mpd0g
what a dumb holiday.. I go out to eat, buy something gay.. and fuck her.. thats it.

As long as she gets laid, there is no need for presents....
Give her oral though...

kristin · 01-28-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard

Any time you want to be with me...... Just call me. You have my cell phone number. We can do a repeat of Vegas.

Ahh...Vegas, that was a fun night, especially with everyone watching!

p\mpd0g · 01-28-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by kristin

As long as she gets laid, there is no need for presents....
Give her oral though...

I always lick her for long periods of time.. it doesnt take a holiday to get my tounge out.

bryany · 01-28-2003, 06:44 PM

My girlfriend sent me this, HAHAHAHHA

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
>
> wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
> any other baubles that women find romantic.
> Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
> There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
> the
> men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
> embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
> March 20th is now officially "Steak &Blowjob Day."
> Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
> your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
> cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday
> explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
> That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day
> will
> usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
> February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
> machine.
> The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little
> push to start the ball rolling.
>
> So spread the word, and help bring love and
> peace to this crazy world.!!

Libertine · 01-28-2003, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by kristin

As long as she gets laid, there is no need for presents....
Give her oral though...

WHat if she doesn't like oral?

kristin · 01-28-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

WHat if she doesn't like oral?

If she doesn't like oral, there are some serious problems...

candyflip · 01-28-2003, 06:52 PM

I got my girl a new Metzler for her motorcycle and an oz. of the kind kind nugs. I was her hero

Libertine · 01-28-2003, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by kristin

If she doesn't like oral, there are some serious problems...

There are?

Dawgy · 01-28-2003, 07:01 PM

bah, another greeting card holiday. ive never had anyone to send anything to on valentines, and i suspect this year will be the same. ill probly just wack off an extra time or something.

kristin · 01-28-2003, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

There are?

Hell yes...I don't know how women can't like oral...or giving oral for that matter.

WiredGuy · 01-28-2003, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by kristin
Hell yes...I don't know how women can't like oral...or giving oral for that matter.

Libertine · 01-28-2003, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by kristin
Hell yes...I don't know how women can't like oral...or giving oral for that matter.

But why would there be problems?

kristin · 01-28-2003, 07:33 PM

The problem is she is severely missing out...

traffichoney · 01-28-2003, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by kristin

Hell yes...I don't know how women can't like oral...or giving oral for that matter.

HEY, I second that!... Giving or receiving?
Gotta love the deed!

Rochard · 01-28-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by kristin

Ahh...Vegas, that was a fun night, especially with everyone watching!

This time it's just you and me solo babe......

kristin · 01-28-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard

This time it's just you and me solo babe......

My dreams have finally come true!

Rochard · 01-28-2003, 08:48 PM

What kind of dream come true would that be dear?

Cheshire · 01-28-2003, 08:56 PM

Okay ~ back to the topic at hand.

It's nice to do a bunch of little things leading up to something sweet and romantic. Maybe doing a countdown to V-Day starting a few days in advance. A little note here, a small token gift there... make it a treasure hunt, or a multiple surprise kinda thing. Maybe 1/2 doz. roses on the 12th, then a full doz. on the 13th, then two dozen delivered personally on the 14th with the request of their company that evening for dinner or a bottle of wine.

Then whatever you two do that night doesn't really have to be a huge event because the build up has kept your Valentine feeling special for longer than just that one day, or the few hours from them getting home to passing out to great oral...

But Valentine's day is about making that one person you most want to appreciate (or all the special people in your life) feel that you recognize their beautiful qualities, and want to celebrate them.

oh God, hold on

I hate when that happends.

WiredGuy · 01-28-2003, 09:04 PM

Yeah, let's hear some ideas from the ladies. Let's hear what you'll like to get from us and make our jobs easier. I like Cheshire's idea, if I had a significant other I would do that! I already have a few gift ideas planned for the girls I work with but let's hear it ladies, what do you like from us?

WG

jimmy3way · 01-28-2003, 09:22 PM

Two or three years ago I was making mad bank and I figured what the fuck and got the little woman a platinum necklace from Tiffany&Co. with like 14 diamonds on it.

I think it cost twice what my first car did but the car died and I still get residual booty calls from the girl so...

01-28-2003, 06:19 PM	#1
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	The Best Valentines Gift Ever! Ok ladies. Lets hear the best gift you ever got. And for the guys lets here the gift that got you the best reaction. __________________ No One Last edited by RAM; 01-28-2003 at 06:34 PM..

01-28-2003, 06:22 PM	#2
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	I once sent a girl a chocolate heart. Upon delivery, it had broken. Took me weeks to convince her that really didn't mean I was dumping her. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

01-28-2003, 06:34 PM	#4
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	I fucking hate Valentine's Day. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

01-28-2003, 06:34 PM	#5
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,027	A threesome. That's what I get every year. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

01-28-2003, 06:39 PM	#9
p\mpd0g So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 78	what a dumb holiday.. I go out to eat, buy something gay.. and fuck her.. thats it.
$p\mpd0g is offline$

01-28-2003, 06:44 PM	#14
bryany Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 2,037	My girlfriend sent me this, HAHAHAHHA Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your > > wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and > any other baubles that women find romantic. > Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. > There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for > the > men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too > embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. > March 20th is now officially "Steak &Blowjob Day." > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so > your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No > cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday > explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. > That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day > will > usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in > February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love > machine. > The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little > push to start the ball rolling. > > So spread the word, and help bring love and > peace to this crazy world.!! __________________ ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

01-28-2003, 06:52 PM	#17
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I got my girl a new Metzler for her motorcycle and an oz. of the kind kind nugs. I was her hero __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

01-28-2003, 07:01 PM	#19
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	bah, another greeting card holiday. ive never had anyone to send anything to on valentines, and i suspect this year will be the same. ill probly just wack off an extra time or something. __________________ the revolution is coming.

01-28-2003, 07:33 PM	#23
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	The problem is she is severely missing out... __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

01-28-2003, 08:48 PM	#27
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,027	What kind of dream come true would that be dear? __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

01-28-2003, 08:56 PM	#28
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Okay ~ back to the topic at hand. It's nice to do a bunch of little things leading up to something sweet and romantic. Maybe doing a countdown to V-Day starting a few days in advance. A little note here, a small token gift there... make it a treasure hunt, or a multiple surprise kinda thing. Maybe 1/2 doz. roses on the 12th, then a full doz. on the 13th, then two dozen delivered personally on the 14th with the request of their company that evening for dinner or a bottle of wine. Then whatever you two do that night doesn't really have to be a huge event because the build up has kept your Valentine feeling special for longer than just that one day, or the few hours from them getting home to passing out to great oral... But Valentine's day is about making that one person you most want to appreciate (or all the special people in your life) feel that you recognize their beautiful qualities, and want to celebrate them. oh God, hold on I hate when that happends. __________________ just a little bit naughty

01-28-2003, 09:04 PM	#29
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Yeah, let's hear some ideas from the ladies. Let's hear what you'll like to get from us and make our jobs easier. I like Cheshire's idea, if I had a significant other I would do that! I already have a few gift ideas planned for the girls I work with but let's hear it ladies, what do you like from us? WG __________________ I play with Google.

01-28-2003, 09:22 PM	#30
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	Two or three years ago I was making mad bank and I figured what the fuck and got the little woman a platinum necklace from Tiffany&Co. with like 14 diamonds on it. I think it cost twice what my first car did but the car died and I still get residual booty calls from the girl so... __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.