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Super Mario · 07-29-2011, 02:26 PM

Damn, that's a rough cut, man. My worst pain-- open heart surgery, 6 years ago. That sucked.

CYF · 07-29-2011, 02:28 PM

I had an abscessed / infected tooth a while ago. That was some pretty bad pain. Getting the tooth pulled was a lot less painful than the infection.

Agent 488 · 07-29-2011, 02:37 PM

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Dead · 07-29-2011, 02:38 PM

Smashed pelvis, femur and road rash, 2weeks of traction. Pulled myself out of it one night to take a shit in the commode like a man (bedpans are very humbling). went home AMA and realized I did need the meds I was receiving ;) Even at half dose prescribed....Watching my best friend come into the room late one evening confessing he fucked my fiance and then that morning her crawling into the bed as I am tied to the traction and could do nothing about it, fucking hurt!

Vendzilla · 07-29-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

I have a friend who accidentally got some habenero juice in his eye. That did not look like a whole lot of fun.

When you sneeze it, all that juice goes thru your sinus cavity and burns like a Muther Fucker. Big guy like me screaming, that scared half the neighborhood, the other half was laughing......

Va2k · 07-29-2011, 02:47 PM

My heart Attack comes to mind! Then cancer.

moeloubani · 07-29-2011, 02:49 PM

my appendix exploded in me after a week of the worst pain ever and doctors thinking i was faking but that wasnt as bad as the month after where i had a big hole in my gut and a nurse came and stuffed it with like 3 ft of gauze every single day

you know how that stuffing a wound feels fuck me does that shit hurt

next time use a weapon so you dont mess up your hand

Sin_Vraal · 07-29-2011, 02:55 PM

Gout. Nothing compares. I got it when I was 28, labor day weekend, drinking and eating too much bbq, and the irony is I work out daily and I am very healthy in general.

and once you get it, it never seems to go away. I'd say I was borderline alcoholic I stopped drinking altogether for awhile from it, and now only bud lights

I love beer , but not enough to get the gout again.

Intrinsic · 07-29-2011, 03:01 PM

Dental pain was the most horrible thing to happen to me... it started at night and I didn't get any sleep til the root canal, not much compared to some stories here but at the time it was fucking miserable!!

mizmiz · 07-29-2011, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by buildingfutures

Awesome stories.

Worst pain I ever endured was when I went diving and was stung by a pretty big jellyfish. Wrapped around my right forearm. Was able to get it off and swim back to shore as quickly as I could.

I was still in the water when I was looking at my arm and I actually saw the skin moving, the pain was alright at that time.

Got out the water, told the diving school and some surfers what had happened, pain was pretty bad at this time.

Pissed on my arm, didn't help for SHIT. Some guy went to cut open a cactus for fresh aloe vera, didn't help.

All the while my arm keeps swelling up, open sores, it looked awful. They said they had seen jellyfish stings but nothing like this and I should go to the hospital.

Along the way the pain just gets worse and worse, as if I keep my hand in a campfire and just hold it in. I start screaming like a girl.

Get to the hospital, apparently I have second degree burns on my arm, it's swollen like shit. My vains turn black cause of the "venom" in the bloodstream. They gave me some way overpriced cream, wrapped me up and send me home. My vains stayed black for a few days (looked awesome), had open wounds, etc. etc.

All in all a cool story to tell though.

BTW you could have died from it...very strong poison.

VIXEN ESCORTS · 07-29-2011, 03:25 PM

I thought tooth ache, root canal needed was bad, it's bad but it's nothing compared to Gout. I had mild stiffness in toe joints and then one day got the full force of gout.

raymor · 07-29-2011, 03:34 PM

27 surgeries, motorcycle crashes, I've experienced a few things but nothing hurt like the catheter being pulled out.

Bladewire · 07-29-2011, 03:59 PM

In shop class friends and I were playing soccer with a ball of tape in the wood room. Friend next to me fell back breaking a big over strained shelf that went about 12 feet high, which, among other things, had about twenty 2 x 4's stored on the top shelf.

Not realizing what happened, as I was looking straight ahead, I see the look of terror on my friends faces and simultaneously see 2 x 4's falling on each side of me, then feel one crack my skull. Blood everywhere, 14 stitches and staples nice scar on the hairline, painful skull for weeks.

Mr Pheer · 07-29-2011, 04:47 PM

These busted ribs & collarbone and this shit in my knee hurt pretty bad. But I kind of liked it.

The lacerated liver & spleen and bruised lung hurt as well. But the worst was the broken eye socket, and my brain swelling and pushing on my left eye. That was horrible.

Grapesoda · 07-29-2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Looks painful,I currently have calicific tendentious in the right shoulder for about the 5th time,I squeal like a piglet trying to move my arm

that sucks for sure... had both shoulders scoped, and both elbows operated on... worst pain I've ever experienced. made me physically sick if I banged any of them after their respective surgeries. even know if I over extend myself, like the motion of painting a wall or similar overhead arm work, feels like I have a very bad flue, my whole body aches, fever etc..

ExtremeBank_Adam · 07-29-2011, 07:39 PM

I get cluster headaches. They are well documented as the most severe pain known to man, and I get them for weeks at a time, usually twice a year... every year, for the last 20 or so. It's like getting jabbed in the side of the head with an icepick over and over again for hours, just to repeat it every single day for weeks. When I get an episode, I'm usually in tears.

They've been called "suicide headaches" due to people killing themselves to rid the pain.

I take Imitrex injections at $100 a pop just to relieve the pain... they really hurt that bad.

A few lines from Wikipedia:
The pain of cluster headaches is markedly greater than in other headache conditions, including severe migraines; experts have suggested that it may be the most painful condition known to medical science.

Analogies frequently used to describe the pain are a red-hot poker inserted into the eye, or a spike penetrating from the top of the head, behind one eye, radiating down to the neck, or sometimes having a leg amputated without any anesthetic.

Our patients were disabled by the disorder and suffered from bouts of pain from two to twenty times a week. They had found no relief from the usual methods of treatment. Their pain was so severe that several of them had to be constantly watched for fear of suicide. Most of them were willing to submit to any operation which might bring relief.

Mike Honcho · 07-29-2011, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

my appendix exploded in me after a week of the worst pain ever and doctors thinking i was faking but that wasnt as bad as the month after where i had a big hole in my gut and a nurse came and stuffed it with like 3 ft of gauze every single day

you know how that stuffing a wound feels fuck me does that shit hurt

next time use a weapon so you dont mess up your hand

Packing/Stuffing a wound is one of the worst feelings in the world. It seems like ages before it starts to heal. The human body sure is an amazing thing.

DWB · 07-29-2011, 08:17 PM

God damn, some of you have been through it.

rogueteens · 07-29-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

dang these aren't the middle ages anymore, why would you have a tooth removed without anesthetic?

you know what, i cannot remember. i think it was because i went to the first dentist i found and he didnt have my patient records so didn't know if i was safe to give an anasthetic to.

07-29-2011, 02:26 PM	#51
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07-29-2011, 02:55 PM	#58
Sin_Vraal Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 465	Gout. Nothing compares. I got it when I was 28, labor day weekend, drinking and eating too much bbq, and the irony is I work out daily and I am very healthy in general. and once you get it, it never seems to go away. I'd say I was borderline alcoholic I stopped drinking altogether for awhile from it, and now only bud lights I love beer , but not enough to get the gout again. __________________ "Youjizz: Henry, Thanks to you 1 in 150 people online at any given time are jerking off on my websites" Swift Communications -- UU net / Sprint / level 3 / savvis / Gblx Quad Core SaS HDD 1000mbits dedicated bandwidth $2500 AmySpears! Amy getting fucked in the ass and getting choked on a chain! -- Devil Bucks! skype: henry.goss ICQ: 5.6.4.8.0.9.8.6

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07-29-2011, 02:38 PM	#54
Dead They left the door open Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,544	Smashed pelvis, femur and road rash, 2weeks of traction. Pulled myself out of it one night to take a shit in the commode like a man (bedpans are very humbling). went home AMA and realized I did need the meds I was receiving ;) Even at half dose prescribed....Watching my best friend come into the room late one evening confessing he fucked my fiance and then that morning her crawling into the bed as I am tied to the traction and could do nothing about it, fucking hurt!

07-29-2011, 02:49 PM	#57
moeloubani Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 4,235	my appendix exploded in me after a week of the worst pain ever and doctors thinking i was faking but that wasnt as bad as the month after where i had a big hole in my gut and a nurse came and stuffed it with like 3 ft of gauze every single day you know how that stuffing a wound feels fuck me does that shit hurt next time use a weapon so you dont mess up your hand

07-29-2011, 03:01 PM	#59
Intrinsic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,589	Dental pain was the most horrible thing to happen to me... it started at night and I didn't get any sleep til the root canal, not much compared to some stories here but at the time it was fucking miserable!!

07-29-2011, 03:25 PM	#61
VIXEN ESCORTS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,103	I thought tooth ache, root canal needed was bad, it's bad but it's nothing compared to Gout. I had mild stiffness in toe joints and then one day got the full force of gout.

07-29-2011, 03:59 PM	#63
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	In shop class friends and I were playing soccer with a ball of tape in the wood room. Friend next to me fell back breaking a big over strained shelf that went about 12 feet high, which, among other things, had about twenty 2 x 4's stored on the top shelf. Not realizing what happened, as I was looking straight ahead, I see the look of terror on my friends faces and simultaneously see 2 x 4's falling on each side of me, then feel one crack my skull. Blood everywhere, 14 stitches and staples nice scar on the hairline, painful skull for weeks. __________________ Skype: CallTomNow

07-29-2011, 04:47 PM	#64
Mr Pheer Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,462	These busted ribs & collarbone and this shit in my knee hurt pretty bad. But I kind of liked it. The lacerated liver & spleen and bruised lung hurt as well. But the worst was the broken eye socket, and my brain swelling and pushing on my left eye. That was horrible.

07-29-2011, 07:39 PM	#66
ExtremeBank_Adam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,671	I get cluster headaches. They are well documented as the most severe pain known to man, and I get them for weeks at a time, usually twice a year... every year, for the last 20 or so. It's like getting jabbed in the side of the head with an icepick over and over again for hours, just to repeat it every single day for weeks. When I get an episode, I'm usually in tears. They've been called "suicide headaches" due to people killing themselves to rid the pain. I take Imitrex injections at $100 a pop just to relieve the pain... they really hurt that bad. A few lines from Wikipedia: The pain of cluster headaches is markedly greater than in other headache conditions, including severe migraines; experts have suggested that it may be the most painful condition known to medical science. Analogies frequently used to describe the pain are a red-hot poker inserted into the eye, or a spike penetrating from the top of the head, behind one eye, radiating down to the neck, or sometimes having a leg amputated without any anesthetic. Our patients were disabled by the disorder and suffered from bouts of pain from two to twenty times a week. They had found no relief from the usual methods of treatment. Their pain was so severe that several of them had to be constantly watched for fear of suicide. Most of them were willing to submit to any operation which might bring relief. __________________ ExtremeBank.com, the EXTREME program for the Pornicate.com Network of sites: Naughty Alysha, Roxy Raye, Buddha Bang, Angie Noir, Fisting Sex, Extreme Ty & many more. Email: adam [at] extremebank.com \| ICQ: 331-797-412

07-29-2011, 08:17 PM	#68
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	God damn, some of you have been through it.