Aside from a doctors finger...

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 10:51 AM

And yes, before you ask, I have tried 'ReShitting' but I dont really count that...

**CDSmith** · 07-21-2011, 10:56 AM

Have you tried reshit... oh wait, you did.

um, ah...

Okay I got nothing.

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Okay I got nothing.

Nothing up your ass?

**marketsmart** · 07-21-2011, 11:00 AM

when i first got to prison, i was a lot smaller...

i got my shit pushed in a lot..

but then i started hitting the weights and by the end of my stretch, i was the one pushing the shit in..

it was not uncommon for me to have 2-3 guys holding my pockets at the same time out in the yard....

.

**CDSmith** · 07-21-2011, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

Nothing up your ass?

My rosebud is virgin.

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by marketsmart

when i first got to prison, i was a lot smaller...

i got my shit pushed in a lot..

but then i started hitting the weights and by the end of my stretch, i was the one pushing the shit in..

it was not uncommon for me to have 2-3 guys holding my pockets at the same time out in the yard....

.

Which one were you in? I was in maricopa county for 6 months... Did we meet?

**_Richard_** · 07-21-2011, 11:04 AM

you missed out on the girl hot enough to convince you to do it..

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

My rosebud is virgin.

Never mind mate - Theres always 'Tomorrow' after all

(Its only a day away...)

**iamtam** · 07-21-2011, 11:06 AM

aside from your head, right?

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by _Richard_

you missed out on the girl hot enough to convince you to do it..

So thats a 'yes' then?

What was it and what did it feel like?

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by iamtam

aside from your head, right?

???

Are you offering to give me head?

**Scott McD** · 07-21-2011, 11:10 AM

Apart from tranny cocks, nah nothing...

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Apart from tranny cocks, nah nothing...

Were the tranny cocks nice though?

I'm open to ALL suggestions...

After all, WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE - So lets just be honest with each other and spread the bum lurrrvvee...

**_Richard_** · 07-21-2011, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

So thats a 'yes' then?

What was it and what did it feel like?

priorities eh?

**Scott McD** · 07-21-2011, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

Were the tranny cocks nice though?

Yes. But it's always intimidating when a tranny has a bigger cock than you...

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Yes. But it's always intimidating when a tranny has a bigger cock than you...

EVERYONE has a bigger cock than me

I cant afford a big cock...

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by _Richard_

priorities eh?

How do I stick a 'prioritie' up my ass? Instructions please

**96ukssob** · 07-21-2011, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

I have never really had ANYTHING else stuck up my ass...

Tell me... Am I really missing out on some magical experience?

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

And yes, before you ask, I have tried 'ReShitting' but I dont really count that...

**Choopa Phil** · 07-21-2011, 11:56 AM

sometimes when i squat my pink sock falls out and i need to push it back in, does that count?

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by bossku69

Absolutly!

Hence my posting on GFY...

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by Choopa Phil

sometimes when i squat my pink sock falls out and i need to push it back in, does that count?

Cool... So you recommend a sock?

I get that it needs to be pink... But what material? Nylon? Cotton? Woollen? Long? Short?

So many choices... So little time....

**_Richard_** · 07-21-2011, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Choopa Phil

sometimes when i squat my pink sock falls out and i need to push it back in, does that count?

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by _Richard_

Wish I did???

Care to explain? I need to get closer to backdoor nirvana...

**CurrentlySober** · 07-21-2011, 12:08 PM

I think I may have go 'Direct To The Source'...

Anyone got Juicys ICQ?

**Serge Litehead** · 07-21-2011, 01:31 PM

**u-Bob** · 07-21-2011, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by bossku69

**seeandsee** · 07-21-2011, 01:40 PM

put hemoroid rockets into your ass

**thickcash_amo** · 07-21-2011, 02:43 PM

Dont worry about it, you can't afford it.

Aside from a doctors finger...

Aside from a doctors finger...

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