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What would you "of" been?

What would you HAVE been. The words "of" and "have" are not interchangeable.

Oh, and I would have been an English professor.

I'd have spammed newsgroups with my content. I heard the ratios were unbelievable. Literally. Unbelievable.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Or anything else, come to think of it.

When I was selling millions of $ worth of office furniture, we had a secretary who corrected my grammar.

When I moved to porn, no one ever asked about my grammar qualifications.

You grasping at straws for a flame.

redwhiteandblue dead right, he's not bright enough. :thumbsup

I wish I could go back to 1994

At that time I acquired an easy $5,000 cash. It was unexpected so I took it with an easy come easy go attitude.

I didn't own any stock but I was thinking about spending the 5K on MS stock and just let it ride. I had a friend that was a stock broker but felt I would be bothering him so I didn't make the call. If I had done that I'd probably still wouldn't have touched most of it today. I have no idea how much that 5K investment would be worth today but I'm sure it would be a nice tidy sum.

What I did do with the 5k is buy a 1981 Jeep CJ-8 which I still own today. :)

i would make a search engine and a simple social network and only let college students use it

I would have gone to medical school like I originally wanted.

You're useless, Paul. You really are. Why don't you and the other kooky old white guys pack up and find another forum that doesn't think you're all inept boobs.

Fitty hindsights:upsidedow

A pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas..

I would go back in time and take Paul Markham's computer away from him.