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  • Frank21
    Confirmed User
    • May 2009
    • 733
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    Ben Bernanke announces new $ 1000 Note

    Federal Reserve creates new 1000 BillBy the CNN Wire StaffMarch 30, 2011 5:41 p.m. EDT
    Washington D.C. (CNN) -- New York 20 Juli 2011. 'Due to rampant inflation and the coming hyperinflation we feel obligated to create this new 1000$ bill. If the coming crisis is more agressive and the hyper inflation will be even worse as we expect and hope for we will start printing the $10 000 bills as well. The new 1000$ Bill is a unique and trendy design.' Was the privatly owned Federal Reserve dictator Ben S. Bernanke quoted.
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    • D Ghost
      null
      • May 2006
      • 9820
      #2
      hahahaaa

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        • Serge Litehead
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 5190
          #3
          they missed few 0s there, the new bill being printed is $1,000,000

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            • marketsmart
              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
              • Dec 2004
              • 20419
              #4
              thanks for the virus....






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                • Klen
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 32235
                  #5
                  Huh this is like saying how dollar will become worthless in future.I think i will stick my reserves in EUR.

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                    • iamtam
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 1211
                      #6
                      ban hammer for the virus link.

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                        • vsex
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 1277
                          #7
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                            • Si
                              Such Fun!
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 13900
                              #8
                              Fcuk you!

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                                • FlowerKid
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                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 1045
                                  #9
                                  EUR will be even worser than USD...

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                                    • 2intense
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2009
                                      • 12493
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by iamtam
                                      ban hammer for the virus link.

                                      Originally posted by vsex
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                                        • Intrinsic
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2008
                                          • 1589
                                          #11
                                          Let me guess, Bernanke on the $1,000 bill and Obama on the $10,000 bill?

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                                            • Serge Litehead
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 5190
                                              #12
                                              what is that virus? I don't think i have been hit or it's too stealthy for my detectors :-/

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                                                • Vendzilla
                                                  Biker Gnome
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 23200
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Intrinsic
                                                  Let me guess, Bernanke on the $1,000 bill and Obama on the $10,000 bill?
                                                  there is some poetic truth in that
                                                  Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                  think about that

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                                                    • DWB
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 31779
                                                      #14
                                                      Don't laugh, it's probably coming. Along with a 10,000 note, a 500,000 note and a 1 million dollar note.

                                                      Anyone who's ever traveled to a country who's been through hyperinflation knows the wad of cash you have to carry around to buy anything.

                                                      What a perfect time that would be to go all.... digital.

                                                      It's all going according to plan Smothers. Muahahahahaha.

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                                                        • Klen
                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 32235
                                                          #15
                                                          Shit did we just smoke fake news lol,didnt noticed it's url which is usually noticed for fake cnn news.Luckily didn't got any virus since i have noscript in ff enabled.

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                                                            • seeandsee
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                                                              • Mar 2006
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                                                                • xNetworx
                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 14445
                                                                  #17

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                                                                    • d-null
                                                                      . . .
                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                      • 13724
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by DWB
                                                                      Don't laugh, it's probably coming. Along with a 10,000 note, a 500,000 note and a 1 million dollar note.

                                                                      Anyone who's ever traveled to a country who's been through hyperinflation knows the wad of cash you have to carry around to buy anything.

                                                                      What a perfect time that would be to go all.... digital.

                                                                      It's all going according to plan Smothers. Muahahahahaha.
                                                                      nah, before that would ever happen the governments will have us all moved to electronic payment only, we will all have debit cards, or maybe our "money" system will be run on some kind of fingerprinting or iris scan or genetic scan or something futuristic like that, or implants, there will be no escape from the tyranny of the government and world banking systems, there will be no way to live without being a slave to the system

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                                                                        • marketsmart
                                                                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 20419
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                          there is some poetic truth in that
                                                                          that's because you are stupid and buy into anything you are told..

                                                                          it's like you wanting to lose weight, but you can't crack your late night addiction to twinkies..

                                                                          at the end of the day, it's much easier to blame someone else for you failures...






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                                                                            • bronco67
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                                              • 29032
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I doubt hookers will have change for that...

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                                                                                • PromoterX
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2010
                                                                                  • 949
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  CNN has a .cx domain now?

                                                                                  Links pulled.

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                                                                                    • marketsmart
                                                                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 20419
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
                                                                                      Holy shit.. some bad blood? Vendzilla is not that bad of a guy...but damn that's harsh.
                                                                                      i tried to reason with the guy, but he just refuses to get it...

                                                                                      i one breath, he agrees that the system, as a whole is fucked, but in the next breath he continues to pass all blame on Obama.

                                                                                      although i agree that Obama has done nothing to make good on his campaign promises, his presidency has solidified my belief that both sides of congress are out to fulfill one common goal and that is to line their own pockets while fucking over the american people..

                                                                                      vendzillas rhetoric does nothing other than help continue the current cycle of stupid public opinion that helps these crooks continue their ways...





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                                                                                        • Barry-xlovecam
                                                                                          It's 42
                                                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                                                          • 18083
                                                                                          #23

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                                                                                            • blackwater
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2011
                                                                                              • 117
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Why the fuck is obama getting blamed for what is clearly a worldwide thing and has been 10-20 years in the making. Ok he's not the most authoritative president you've had.
                                                                                              Dont dump the neighborhoods dogs hit on his lawn just because he owns poodle.

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                                                                                                • ilnjscb
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                                                                  • 8972
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Frank21
                                                                                                  http://www.cnn.com.headlinel_breakin...oryid=x-5_yh4n
                                                                                                  It is amazing these idiots can code up a spoof site that looks just like the real thing then can't fuckin spell to save their miserable indistinct hides.

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                                                                                                    • garce
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                      • 7103
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Ban the OP. Stupid fucking piece of goat shit.

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                                                                                                        • d-null
                                                                                                          . . .
                                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                                          • 13724
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by garce
                                                                                                          Ban the OP. Stupid fucking piece of goat shit.
                                                                                                          agreed, this should be bannable

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                                                                                                            • Spunky
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
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                                                                                                              That's how the ballers roll yo

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