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  • Farang
    one sick puppy
    • Oct 2004
    • 11713

    #1

    How do you get rid of a woman?

    Can it be done without moving away or being rude? Thanks for your advice...
    fbm
  • 96ukssob
    So Fucking Banananananas
    • Mar 2003
    • 12991

    #2
    parking myself here for an answer as well
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    • Gambrinus
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jun 2007
      • 740

      #3
      A swift kick to the cunt does the trick.

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      • d-null
        . . .
        • Apr 2007
        • 13724

        #4
        unfortunately, I've found moving is the only way that really works well, any long term relationship I've been in ended up me having to move somewhere to get away, the more you want to get rid of a woman the more they cling on and make things difficult

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        • d-null
          . . .
          • Apr 2007
          • 13724

          #5
          nope, once they fall in love with you the worse you treat them makes them cling on even harder

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          • BradBangs
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            • Jun 2011
            • 119

            #6
            Judging by your location... a kick in the nuts will do it ;)
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            • d-null
              . . .
              • Apr 2007
              • 13724

              #7
              Originally posted by BradBangs
              Judging by your location... a kick in the nuts will do it ;)



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              • AnimeFevers
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                • Apr 2009
                • 3566

                #8
                reverse psychology
                Last edited by AnimeFevers; 07-12-2011, 07:53 PM.
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                • beerptrol
                  Confirmed Asshole
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 12722

                  #9
                  plant drugs on her and call the cops. or call those ladyboy assassins to David Carradine her ass
                  Last edited by beerptrol; 07-12-2011, 07:54 PM.
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                  • Agent 488
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 22511

                    #10
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                    • buzzard
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 1276

                      #11
                      Hahahaha!

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                      • kush
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 3382

                        #12
                        I'm in a similar situation myself.

                        I am agreeing to going to counseling with her on the basis that counseling serves a dual purpose:

                        1) (for her) see if there's anything that there can be done to have a happy, long term relationship for both of us
                        2) (for me) if 1 fails, then facilitate the cleanest break-up possible

                        We'll see how it goes...

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133986

                          #13
                          Fart and snore in bed,and leave a huge coiler with the seat up ,rinse and repeat for about 2 weeks

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                          • NaughtyVisions
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2008
                            • 4204

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Spunky
                            Fart and snore in bed,and leave a huge coiler with the seat up ,rinse and repeat for about 2 weeks
                            I've been doing that for years, yet last month we had our 7th anniversary...
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                            • Mr Pheer
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 22083

                              #15
                              Tell her you lost your job and you're broke now, so she will need to be paying the rent and the bills.

                              She will leave in the next couple of days.

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                              • LeRoy
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                                • Jul 2007
                                • 13364

                                #16
                                Start binge drinking for the next 6 months

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133986

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
                                  I've been doing that for years, yet last month we had our 7th anniversary...
                                  You must have a huge wiener and congrats

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                                  • DBS.US
                                    Geo Cities
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 11843

                                    #18
                                    Treat her nice. She will ask for a loan, tell her no.
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                                    • waltgator
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2011
                                      • 1369

                                      #19
                                      just punch her in the ovaries! no?


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                                      • drmadcat
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2011
                                        • 2024

                                        #20
                                        its my first wedding anniversary (today) and could not be happier i love my wife
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                                        • Rochard
                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 75733

                                          #21
                                          Sleep with her best friend. If she comes back for more, you got a winner.
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                                          • Abbie
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2005
                                            • 1004

                                            #22
                                            Tell me you're broke, owe child support for 9 kids, and that zit you've had for months is really a herpe...i'd split and take yer dog with me

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                                            • GAMEFINEST
                                              Make STACK$
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 14478

                                              #23
                                              its fuckin hard aye...
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                                              • NALEM
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2010
                                                • 3163

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Farang
                                                Can it be done without moving away or being rude? Thanks for your advice...
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                                                • Paul Markham
                                                  Too old to care
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 52942

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                  Tell her you lost your job and you're broke now, so she will need to be paying the rent and the bills.

                                                  She will leave in the next couple of days.
                                                  I did that and Eva went out to work cleaning toilets to support us.



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                                                  • Jey p
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 1810

                                                    #26
                                                    telling here you don't feel love for her anymore...
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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 94732

                                                      #27
                                                      Tell her that you love her, it works for me ...

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                                                      • mOrrI
                                                        It's over there...
                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                        • 4212

                                                        #28
                                                        Be honest and say bye bye!

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                                                        • TurboAngel
                                                          H.B.I.C.
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 30122

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                          Tell her you lost your job and you're broke now, so she will need to be paying the rent and the bills.

                                                          She will leave in the next couple of days.
                                                          That might just work.


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                                                          • spazlabz
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 6548

                                                            #30
                                                            have you tried explaining to her that you're just not in love with her any more and you're not happy......and no, there is nothing she can do to change that. Don't give her mixed signals trying to spare her feelings. None of that silly 'It's not you it's me or I love you but Im not IN love with you. Just lay it out, apologize and tell her you hope you can remain on good terms (NOT friends). There is just no easy way to do it and her feelings are going to be hurt, but no need to be cruel.

                                                            if you have gone through all of that and she is still fighting to keep you start going to strip clubs, get glitter and put a tiny bit inside your underwear and hit on her mom (you always wanted to fuck her even if you didnt) and any other females close to her. That will usually seal the deal but avoid doing that unless she does not get the honesty part

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                                                            • amateurbfs
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2010
                                                              • 1316

                                                              #31
                                                              Considering your location and these "women" are actually just Thai hookers. You're gunna need to move and get a new cell phone and probably stop going to the same bars. Problem solved. How do you not know this escape plan already?

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                                                              • seeandsee
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                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                • 50945

                                                                #32
                                                                just ruin her love, fart, be pig, cum on her face and all the shit, and she will run away
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                                                                • Mike Honcho
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                  • 1608

                                                                  #33

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                                                                  • munki
                                                                    Do Fun Shit.
                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                    • 13393

                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • babymaker
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 4751

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Just tell her you're broke that will do it, and be white, girls only want 3 things these days other than money 1. black guys 2. other women 3. dogs (not sure why) You will be all set trust me

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                                                                      • cooldude7
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2009
                                                                        • 4306

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                        Sleep with her best friend. If she comes back for more, you got a winner.
                                                                        ^^^^^^^^
                                                                        what he said .

                                                                        or the hard way,

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                                                                        • _Richard_
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                          • 30991

                                                                          #37
                                                                          short answer is no

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                                                                          • 96ukssob
                                                                            So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 12991

                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • eroticsexxx
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                              • 3133

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                              Sleep with her best friend.
                                                                              This.

                                                                              Or do the following (in no particular order):

                                                                              -smother her with attention
                                                                              -do anything she asks without question
                                                                              -let her take the lead in everything
                                                                              -be emotional
                                                                              -be jealous of everyone she makes contact with
                                                                              -get caught wearing her underwear
                                                                              -ask her to borrow money continuously
                                                                              -don't take a stand on anything/be indecisive. Then ask her opinion and follow that exactly
                                                                              -whine and complain about everything
                                                                              -don't help out around the house at all
                                                                              -ask her constantly if she is going to leave you with a worried face
                                                                              -start watching soap operas and reruns of Oprah (or start watching Oxygen 24/7)
                                                                              -obsessively call her on the phone
                                                                              -If she has a smartphone, track her and randomly show up to places where she is
                                                                              -embarrass her in public or in front of her family/friends/coworkers.

                                                                              That's all I can think of, for now...

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                                                                              • Sid70
                                                                                Downshifter
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 16413

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Say you lost all the money gambling and from now on there will be no fun at all. She will drop out like guano off your shoes.
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                                                                                • O MARINA
                                                                                  I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 13796

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I think it's a lot harder to get rid of a man than of a woman..

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                                                                                  • SexSearchSuzanne
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                                    • 299

                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • Chosen
                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 63151

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      We're talking about Thai woman?

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                                                                                      • Imortyl Pussycat
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                                                        • 5449

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        this worked for me getting rid of a guy once but it is mean:

                                                                                        tell her you are no longer sexually attracted to her to the point that all you can think about is fucking other women. tell her there is nothing she can do to her body or personality to ever make you want her again so it's over...dead.
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                                                                                        • TheSquealer
                                                                                          Mayor of Thneedville
                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                          • 26174

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by drmadcat
                                                                                          its my first wedding anniversary (today) and could not be happier i love my wife
                                                                                          hahaha

                                                                                          never heard that before....

                                                                                          talk to us in 5 years.

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                                                                                          • marketsmart
                                                                                            HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                                            • 20419

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                            I did that and Eva went out to work cleaning toilets to support us.
                                                                                            that's what she told you....

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                                                                                            • action23
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2010
                                                                                              • 62

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                                                              I think it's a lot harder to get rid of a man than of a woman..

                                                                                              You think eh?.....lol
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                                                                                              • GatorB
                                                                                                The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                                • 18208

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Farang
                                                                                                How do you get rid of a woman?
                                                                                                Ok first things first. Is she alive or dead?

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                                                                                                • ottopottomouse
                                                                                                  She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                                                                  • 13177

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by BradBangs
                                                                                                  Judging by your location... a kick in the nuts will do it ;)
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                                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                                    • 7248

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                                                                    I think it's a lot harder to get rid of a man than of a woman..
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