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  • marketsmart
    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
    • Dec 2004
    • 20419

    #1

    I was kicked out of a petting zoo during the weekend

    apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

    wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

    i just wanted to see the goats cock...

    i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

    i will probably sue the zoo...





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  • porno jew
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2006
    • 10166

    #2
    that's not how you milk a goat.

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    • WarChild
      Let slip the dogs of war.
      • Jan 2003
      • 17263

      #3
      Your civil rights were clearly violated. How dare the disgusting forces of tyranny rear up their ugly heads and tell you what you can and can't do?!? Have you called the NAACP yet??
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      • L-Pink
        working on my tan
        • Mar 2005
        • 39151

        #4
        How old was the goat?

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        • halfpint
          GFY's Halfpint
          • Jun 2007
          • 15223

          #5
          did u have a boner while touching the animals genitalia ..thats the big question ?

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          • marketsmart
            HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
            • Dec 2004
            • 20419

            #6
            Originally posted by L-Pink
            How old was the goat?

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            i don't know.. i didnt get a chance to look at its teeth...




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            • marketsmart
              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
              • Dec 2004
              • 20419

              #7
              Originally posted by halfpint
              did u have a boner while touching the animals genitalia ..thats the big question ?
              no, i was concentrating on getting it hard so i could measure its length..




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              • marketsmart
                HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                • Dec 2004
                • 20419

                #8
                Originally posted by WarChild
                Your civil rights were clearly violated. How dare the disgusting forces of tyranny rear up their ugly heads and tell you what you can and can't do?!? Have you called the NAACP yet??
                i am supposed to have a phone conversation with andre trotter latter this evening..

                he is well versed in these type of rights violations matters..

                he made hundreds suing marriott after he was fired as a dishwasher..




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                • ffnK.O.
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 104

                  #9
                  try a bat next time. if i had the same ratio i'd have a cock over 6 feet long. that would be kind of obnoxious actually
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                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 38323

                    #10




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                    • Wizzo
                      2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 15224

                      #11
                      Next time just touch it with your hands and not your mouth and you should be fine.
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                      • _Richard_
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 30991

                        #12
                        well? everything you ever dreamed?

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                        • Rochard
                          Jรคgermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75733

                          #13
                          You should have done this in Montana. You know, where men are men and sheep are scared.
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                          Brooklyn, NY

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                          • AnimeFevers
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                            • Apr 2009
                            • 3566

                            #14
                            You wanked off a goat and got kicked out for it?

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                            • B.Barnato
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 3618

                              #15
                              Next time visit a heavy petting zoo for a better experience

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                              • Freaky_Akula
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 3670

                                #16
                                You need help.

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                                • Chosen
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 63151

                                  #17

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                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 122992

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by marketsmart
                                    apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

                                    wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

                                    i just wanted to see the goats cock...

                                    i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

                                    i will probably sue the zoo...





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                                    • Barry-xlovecam
                                      It's 42
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 18083

                                      #19


                                      Next time try this in Afghanistan



                                      They have real "horny goats."



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                                      • Alprazolam
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 864

                                        #20

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                                        • papill0n
                                          Unregistered Abuser
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 15547

                                          #21
                                          go back there with a cob of corn shoved up your arse and plead with them to give you a second chance

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                                          • SleazyDream
                                            I'm here for SPORT
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 41470

                                            #22
                                            if you push on a sheep that's looking over a cliff, the sheep pushes back!
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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38944

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by B.Barnato
                                              Next time visit a heavy petting zoo for a better experience


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                                              • Markul
                                                Likes Pie
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 12403

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

                                                wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

                                                i just wanted to see the goats cock...

                                                i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

                                                i will probably sue the zoo...





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                                                I figured it was something like this you fucking animal molesting asshole so I had to take you off ignore.

                                                Now I can safely put you back on ignore, as you are clearly a (goat) cock sucker. ยด

                                                But.... I pulled out...

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